Summer Sandiego

@summerasana

Professional astrologer, former lawyer, and all-around pretty normal person.

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Summer Sandiego@summerasana· May 28

That’s where we got this gem.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· May 13

If you are using this site *AT* work, well, that’s another story.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· May 11

Maude Lebowski in The Big Lebowski turns from the porn film she is showing someone and says “the story is ludicrous.”

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Apr 10

Please do not do this shit again where y’all copy and paste the same posts. I cannot.

Two identical posts read:

"If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18.

Ask yourself why they won't"

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Sep 10

Screenshot of a Wikipedia entry that reads:

Vranyo (Russian: враньё) is a calqued Russian word and concept, which can be described as a lie being told despite it not being expected to be believed, but the person being told the lie goes along with it anyway.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jul 31

See the thing is . . . when I see someone saying something like this and ALSO following JD Vance, I have questions. And suspicions.

Screenshot of a post from a user who follows JD Vance. The text of the post is:

Kamala Harris should announce that she's making a new nation and declare war. The peaceful transfer of power was a mistake - abolish the USA, so that a new nation with human rights, universal middle class income, housing, medicine and business funding for all can be born.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jul 29

Just thinking about this chart. The opening square of the current Saturn-Pluto cycle (which perfects right as Pluto rises), with Uranus, Mercury, and Mars all conjunct in Gemini (and all recently having trined Pluto). Neptune still in Aries, in an exact sextile with Pluto.

Screen shot from Astro Gold of the transit chart for June 23, 2028 at 10:42:59pm in Tampa, Florida.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jul 23

Um OMG

r/dutchbros
u/Top-Wolverine-8684 • 1y
Actual Convo with a Broista

We love our Dutch Bros, and even their incessant perkiness is normally good for a laugh, but sometimes they do not pick up on cues that it's not the time: Bro: hey guys!
How's it going?! Me: fine, thanks. Bro: you guys look fancy! Where are you headed this morning? Me: a funeral Bro: oh no! Who died?! Me: my grandma and uncle Bro: oh my gosh! That's crazy! How? Me (bewildered at this point): well, my grandma died of a brain aneurysm, and my uncle accidentally overdosed self-medicating his grief the next day, so yeah...not exactly a happy day. Bro: oh man…..that's crazy! Wow! Well here are your drinks. Have a great day!!!!
Speechless.
More than once l've been tempted to tell them that a relative had died to shut them down, and then it actually HAPPENED, and it STILL didn't work!

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jul 9

The cover of the “Trio” album by, as pictured from left to right, Dolly Parton, Linda Rondstat, and Emmylou Harris.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 29

I do!! The main thing is that in the workspace, the way the displayed chart looks is so cramped? Do you know how to adjust so all the glyphs aren’t on top of each other?

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 24

Oh!! Here’s another lady and a whole different account. Same Southern accent though. Same blonde hair. Same insistence that this Fruit of the Loom ass t-shirt and shorts is the cutest outfit ever.

Another Southern blonde wears a knit t-shirt & bike shorts set, this one in kind of a turquoise green color. She has a cream & brown belt bag across her torso.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 24

Oop. Green.

Blonde, beach-wavy haired woman in a baggy, formless, “army green” knit t-shirt and bike shorts. She is also wearing a camo baseball hat, tons of jewelry, and tons of makeup. Her long nails are pink.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 23

OMG she’s back in blue. 😩

The same gal from the previous photo, this time wearing the set in blue. Her hair is still fully blown out & curled in “beach waves” and she still has on all her makeup and jewelry, but this time no ball cap. She does, however, have a black belt bag worn diagonally across her torso. The captioning says “this is gonna be my go-to mom fit this summer!”

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 23

I’m also on THIS list, what the fuuuuuuuck. 🙃 To set the record straight: I am not a cop, a veteran, or a member of the military, nor am I affiliated with any of the above. Nor do I ever post support for the above, so. I think the creator of this list might have taken a wrong turn somewhere.

Screenshot of Clearsky showing one of the lists I’ve been placed on by a user called “mangaturtle.” The list is named and described as follows:

Imperialist Boots and the people who lick them: Soilders, veterans, cops, and the various tools that support and enable them. Soilders are weapons of the state to steal from other states through the destruction of infrastructure and murder of civilians. No moral person would take pride in that role.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 23

What’s a poster you had on your wall growing up? (I think this explains a lot, LMAO.)

“Ophelia,” a painting by John Everett Millais, depicting a young woman floating dead in a pond surrounded by plant matter.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 23

LOOK, here is that other ho!!! Different company; exact same set. Exact same aesthetic. Exact same type of blonde in a ball cap and costume jewelry and full face of makeup talking about how this is her go-to “mom” set. We are in Hell!

Screenshot of ANOTHER ad for a knit t-shirt and bike shorts set. A blonde woman wears the set in red, with a ton of jewelry, makeup, and a baseball hat on top of her long, heavily-styled “beach waves” hairstyle.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 23

Instagram keeps showing me these MAGA-coded “hot moms” with Southern accents selling these basic ass knit sets accessorized w/ baseball hats, iced coffee, and excessive daytime jewelry & makeup. Not just this one company, either. There’s at least one other. Why, Lord? What did I do to deserve this?

Screenshot of an Instagram ad for knit t-shirts and bike shorts. A blonde woman is wearing the aforementioned set in white. Her vibe is as described in the post - MAGA-coded and basic.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 22

🙄

A screenshot of very bad Facebook-caliber replies to a “blue secessionist” post suggesting that Iran should nuke Florida. Yes, that literally is what our fellow “liberals” are laughing about here.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 22

Every time these banners are on an account the post is bad. Every time!

Screenshot of the quoted post with banners showing that the account is a “Jonathan Chait Follower” and a “Tom Nichols Follower.”

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Jun 2

Without cheating. Share the last screenshot of an Astro chart you have in your phone

A screenshot from Astro Gold showing a bi-wheel. The inner wheel shows a person’s natal Saturn at 29 56’ Aries. The outer wheel shows transiting Saturn at 29 56’ Aries on April 12, 2028. It also shows a Venus-Uranus conjunction at 7 Gemini, conjunct the ruler of the Saturn return (natal Mars) at 10 Gemini. A simultaneous lunar return is separating in Sagittarius. (Houses are not mentioned because the natal birth time is unknown.)

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· May 17

This crisis calls for Emergency Bruce:

A black & white photo of a young, thin Bruce Springsteen standing with his hands covering his face, laughing, tousled hair, no shirt, and very tight black pants, unbuttoned, and pulled as low as they possibly can go on his hips without showing the Full Monty.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· May 16

I quite literally have a 436 day streak. Why the tone.

Screenshot of an email from Duolingo in my inbox, the subject line of which says “Nobody ignores me . . . for long.”

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Apr 24

DONE. I just sent a message saying that it’s very gross that they’re pretty much guaranteeing sick employees breathing in my face and in my coffee, and NO THANKS. On the customer service page it redirects to, you can scroll down and send a message here:

Screenshot of Starbucks’ customer service page showing where you can send a message or place a call.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Apr 12

Saxon Ratliff from The White Lotus, season 3.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Mar 30

Welp. I always talk about “I don’t really feel transits” but holy shit this has been psychotic.

Screenshot of astrology software showing Neptune’s ingress into Aries. Neptune is at 0 degrees, 0 minutes of Aries.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Mar 27

Screenshot of Duolingo where the sentence “the actresses were very busy last night” is translated as “las actrices estaban muy ocupadas anoche.”

Leslie Bibb as Kate Bohr in the breakfast scene of The White Lotus, Season 3, episode 7.

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Mar 26

Screenshot of Duolingo where “estás en peligro!” is translated as “you are in danger.”

Whoopi Goldberg as Oda Mae Brown in the movie “Ghost.”

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Mar 21

Duolingo has a lot of nerve asking me this at 11pm when it’s been harassing and threatening me to do a lesson before the clock strikes midnight. I’m not asleep because I fear you and you have me in a chokehold, is that what you want to hear, Duolingo???

Screenshot of Duolingo, in which the phrase “it’s late, why aren’t you asleep?” is translated into Spanish as “es tarde, por que no estás dormido?”

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Mar 18

Something David Lynch, may he RIP, never said:

Screenshot of Duolingo, where the sentence “these pants are perfect for me” is translated into Spanish as “estos pantalones son perfectos para mi.”

Summer Sandiego@summerasana· Mar 17

If I send this to you it means . . . *literally speechless.* LMAO