SuperBeppo
@superbeppo
Super-monkey from the Planet Krypton Alias Chimp Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet
Good Morning Capt! What’s this guy’s secret? I’ve been holding this dang thing for over an hour, and zero interest…some chick magnet!!
Good Morning Capt! This is exactly why I sleep with garlic around my neck…which is probably why I’m alone in bed🧄
Good Morning Capt! I just don’t have the body to pull off that particular look…besides, I think my dance moves kinda broke him.
Good Morning Capt! I may find myself up 💩creek occasionally for ghosting friends, but at least I can paddle my way back into their good graces…oar is that just wishful thinking?
Good Morning Capt! Reminds me of the time I tried hitching Comet the Super-horse to a rig to go joyriding in a graveyard for kicks. I still can’t chew solid foods after he kicked my teeth in…
Good Morning Capt! If I were her, l’d be more terrified of that cat 🐈⬛ loitering on the stairway…”oopsie, did my being underfoot make you trip down these steep stairs and bleed all over the floor?”🩸
Good Morning Capt! I’m reminded of that old nursery song, 🎶London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, my fair lady.🎶 The bridge may be in peril, but her push-up bra seems to be holding up its end quite nicely.
Good Morning Capt! No, I’m not a zombie…I just look like this after doomscrolling all night when I should be hitting the hay. Nighty-nite! 💤
Happy Frightful Friday Barry!Nothing like facing the start of a weekend knowing you have a slew of chores to cut a swath through…those shrubs look like they could use a trim for a start;) Have a swell one just the same:)
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character(s). Wrong answers only
Ditch the big guy Jane and try a real ape man for a change. Once you go monkey, you never go back!
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from your device without comment
LOL 😆 Nope, not me…they couldn’t afford me;) I missed you too (I’m still juggling both platforms for now). I would have aced a cameo on the Supes movie, but apparently super dogs are more popular than way cooler super simians…go figure 🙄 Naturally, I wouldn’t want anyone else but you to review me:)
Uh oh, the Coldplay couple are at it again…geez get a room willya! Happy #FrightfulFriday Barry!
Why thank you Gail! Delighted as always to see you. I agree, it’s a crying shame I was passed over for that hambone of a super pooch, Krypto…but I suppose the studio heads didn’t want me overshadowing their new leading Superman. Besides, I’m holding out for my own three picture deal;)
News is awful. Post a Godzilla. (He has the same train of thought apparently;)