Writers pretending we’re listening when we’re really thinking about our stories #scriptsky (art by Matt Cunningham)

These are by Matt Cunningham (aka Moon Patrol). Aren’t they awesome? #art #collage

4 awesome collages for your day. (The first 3 are by Nazario Graziano and the last is by Tim Marrs)

Me when the monster’s name came up in Minions

#scriptsky Found a fun way to think about structure: Step 1 Step 2 It makes the process of a story so easy to see - or shows the order to tell a story in, anyway, aka the protagonist’s to-do list. (Step 1. find Ben. Step 2, find a pilot. Step 3, get off the planet…)

Montacute. It’s the loveliest house in England - I mentally set 100% of my scripts there

It’s the production design and so on too - absolute insistence on a really similar aesthetic, with a fascinating sideline in sprinkling in characters (main or sub) who are just *too* dark for general audiences. It’s like larks and capers and suddenly you’re looking at THIS mofo

#scriptsky (finding bizarre stuff. I have absolutely no memory of writing this, but have some Old West tooled up priests and outlaws kinda vibes!)

#scriptsky 💥 🥃 I know you’re supposed to leave bullets in, but what can I say? Gay women love injury-fixin’ scenes... So here’s some outlaw ladies mending bullets

#scriptsky Reading scraps from old ideas on my phone. Any fun ones you’d like to share from yours? (I always love this joke, in any context)

getting ready to defeat the Bayeux Tapestry queue

See you there!

I always think murder mysteries are best if you put the murderer and the way they did it on the cover

Realised what I actually wanted to be as a child was Conan the Barbarian, which explains why all current available jobs seem disappointing. I was promised smiting and belts of coins! I was looking forward to fighting wizards! Profound and upsetting lack of swords and sorcery in my day to day 😔

If you gender-swapped Kira on Ds9 this is exactly what she would wear #startrek

For planning 8 acts on a cute 8pp book #scriptsky

I somehow still haven’t seen it?! My tv game is WEAK (I keep getting distracted rewatching Star Trek for the billionth time)

Made a poster for one of my favourite LGBT films since it’s our month

Shout-out to the greatest dog in tv history, Binky on #Poirot

My last two brain cells posting this

Me and the bad bitches i pulled by solving crimes

Poirot’s tips for writers: how to correctly give feedback #scriptsky

Post a weird true fact! Here’s mine: there used to be a paint colour made from ground-up Egyptian mummies. (Edward Burne-Jones apparently gave his ‘a decent burial’ when he found out what was in it)

Me seconding this inquiry in the form of another hilarious promo photoshoot

Me with my scripts #scriptsky

I’ve found the best photoshoot of all time (Ryan and Rocky by Eco Lorka) #scriptsky #hailmary

There’s a moment in Persuasion where Anthony Head’s Sir Walter SNATCHES his possessions that will be funny forever. RIP to a gentleman