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@superlativ

I'd love to be Blanche, but we all know I'm Dorothy

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superlativ@superlativ· 21d

Update: he fucked with the shorts and now he doesn't like them.

A follow up Amazon review where a man altered and shrunk his shorts and is now disappointed with his purchase

superlativ@superlativ· 21d

This Amazon review for a pair of shorts really stresses me out

A very long, quite manic review of a pair of white cotton shorts

superlativ@superlativ· 26d

This is not an appropriate advert during the Heartstopper film, @netflix.com #heartsky

My TV paused during the Heartstopper film showing an advert for Harry Potter audiobooks

superlativ@superlativ· 26d

The cream I'll believe but these were the strawberries

superlativ@superlativ· Jun 4

There's no way this baby can afford a trip to the Caribbean.

Screenshot of an advert showing a father holding a young baby on a beach, with the text 'Fathers Day: treat him to a Caribbean getaway'

superlativ@superlativ· Jan 11

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

Cover of a Generation X comic showing Jubilee, M, Skin and Synch sitting on and around an apple with the text 'Big time in the Big Apple'

superlativ@superlativ· Dec 18

Oh FFS poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

An image of the Pantone colour Ultimate Gray with a description of me being hardworking, organised, and enjoying successfully completing tasks.

superlativ@superlativ· Jul 8

A photo you’d use as an album cover ✨

My friend Sarah and I, sitting in a golf cart, indoors, with Sarah driving. I'm pointing at something in the distance. A sticker on the cart reads 'How's my golfing?'

superlativ@superlativ· Jun 30

This is not a good use of time but it's apparently what I do now. #styscraper

Image of the 11.39m stack I made in Styscraper, composed of pigs, pallets, barrels and a washing machine.

superlativ@superlativ· Jun 20

This is who runs this account

A picture of me as a child sulking because my mother forced me to hold a small yellow flower and pose for the picture.

superlativ@superlativ· May 18

Omg, lol. I'm a perpetually annoyed, highly competent woman. Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: 🔗 openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

superlativ@superlativ· May 15

People who say 'Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' must have never had Biscoff spread.

A jar of Lotus Biscoff Smooth spread, 400g. The jar has a red lid and red and white label.

superlativ@superlativ· Apr 16

White text on a pale pink to blue gradient background that says 'I just want to say if you are trans and reading this, I love you & so do all my mates'. Logos at the bottom read NOTAPHASE, X DIRTEE MURFEE, and GT.

superlativ@superlativ· Apr 5

Instagram thinks I'm gay.

superlativ@superlativ· Feb 16

Not sure how I feel about this. My face is only a BIT squashed.

superlativ@superlativ· Feb 12

I don’t care about your zodiac. Tell me your favorite member of the X-Men.

Iceman aka Bobbie Drake from the X-Men looking hot in little trunks. Credit to DarkFanger.

superlativ@superlativ· Jan 31

Quote with a photo of you from the 80's.. (if you were alive then)

Portrait of me and my brother hugging and smiling. I'm wearing a green jumper, probably manmade fibres.

superlativ@superlativ· Jan 26

A random google chain has led me to this chihuahua performing Swan Lake at Crufts and now I'm obsessed.

A chihuahua performs a version of Swan Lake at a dog show while sitting on a little swan model. Next to the dog, its owner poses in a white tutu.

superlativ@superlativ· Jan 26

If you want to see sexy boy swans seducing a sexy prince in tight tights (while hissing aggressively) I heartily recommend Swan Lake The Next Generation.

A ballet dancer playing a swan poses dramatically before another dancer playing a prince. They are surrounded by dry ice smoke and wrought iron fences.

superlativ@superlativ· Jan 20

The people in these stories are always old, probably never saw their kids, and got to pick and choose what time they were chauffeur-driven to work each day.

superlativ@superlativ· Jan 6

This hourly otter looks like it is a picture of the billionaire planning their meddling that you attached.

superlativ@superlativ· Dec 4

Actually a bit surprised by this given what I think I ask for the most. But they're all amazing women so 💃

superlativ@superlativ· Nov 19

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

superlativ@superlativ· Nov 15

Introduce yourself with one book 📚 one movie 🎥 one album 💿 one tv show 📺