Jake

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I fake being an extrovert. (he/him and/or they/them) Inside of me are two wolves. One of them is a raccoon. The other is a possum. Less cis the older I get.

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Jake@superobscure· 25d

Magic: the Gathering card

Harmless Offering 2R
Sorcery
Target Opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

“Such an adorable face!”

Illustration is a pair of human hands holding an orange tabby kitten, but there’s something odd with its tail. the thumb of the human hand has a bandage on it. - Illustrated by Howard Lyon.

Jake@superobscure· 26d

I'm just gonna have to come to grips with the fact that I seem to love weird, brown guitars:

A 60's era Greco Made in Japan semi-hollow body guitar in rosewood. It has two "devil-horn" cutaways, two pickups, and a bigsby-like vibrato into an art-deco style metal tailpiece. The body is a streaky dark brown natural finished wood with double F-holes, and there's a black pick guard. Two single-coil-seeming pickups, with a three-way switch on the lower bout and two control knobs. The headstock is a 3x3 that vaguely resembles Gibson's "open book" shape.

Jake@superobscure· 27d

The Sol of Commander? Easy. It’s in almost every deck! 😁

Sol Ring (1)
Tap: add 2 to your mana pool
The OG original illustration by Mark Tedin

Jake@superobscure· Jul 9

Hank sends his regards

Beast minifig, supporting itself from a white charger cable with one hand.

Jake@superobscure· Jul 9

This one:

A Transformer (Go-Bot, really) with a fedora (trilby, really) photoshopped "onto" its head.

Jake@superobscure· Jun 28

Took a stab.

Venn diagram:
Notable, In your Mentions, Asshole
AB: Parasocial
BC: Don't engage just block
CA: Politician
ABC: That one guy

Jake@superobscure· Jun 26

Apparently even someone like me who generally scores "Emma Goldman" on political spectrum quizzes can be a Mamdanist. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

My results to the quiz.

91% woke 9% Chud
42% Techbro 58% Neo-Luddite
50% Hopepilled 50% Doomer
86% Davos 14% Dubai

My closest match: Zohran Mamdani (Mayor of NYC 2026-present)

Jake@superobscure· Jun 25

Also: No contradictions!

A snippet of the pictographs from OP, with many pixelated. An exclamation point in the top right and a Skitch-pink arrow pointing from it to a "No exclamation points" pictograph in the bottom right.

Jake@superobscure· Jun 25

No Canadians.

a pictograph depicting a leaf with a prohibition slash through it

Jake@superobscure· Jun 25

I, for one, was seriously enjoying that thread. Also, I have come around to just ignoring blocks. People wanna block me? Fine. Their loss.

Screen snip showing me being blocked by 383 people.

Jake@superobscure· Jun 24

Not on this one.

The rear view of a LEGO minifig of Beast from X-Men with its hair removed, showing a blank back of the head.

Jake@superobscure· Jun 24

Oh weird. My Beast doesn’t have glasses:

A slightly battle-worn LEGO minifig of Beast from the X-Men

Jake@superobscure· Jun 24

“We’ve got Doctor Who at home.”

Jake@superobscure· Jun 17

I‘ve given to switching to local joints when i get the urge for Chipotle. Bigger, better, and often cheaper. If you’re ever in Pittsburgh, hit up Mad Mex. (Mtn. Dew for scale.)