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V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· 14d

Terry Pratchett saw RFK Jr long before we did

illness in my life, sir!" He thumped his chest, making a thlap noise not
normally associated with living tissue. "Flannelette, goose grease, and hot
bread puddin'
', sir! Nothing like it for protecting your tubes against the noxious effluviences! I puts a fresh layer on ever week, sir, and you won't
find a sneeze passing my nose, sir.
Very healthful, very natural!"
"Er... good," said Moist. "Worst of 'em all is soap, sir," said Groat, lowering his voice. "Terrible stuff, sir, washes away the beneficent humors. Leave things be, I say! Keep the tubes running, put sulfur in your socks, and pay attention to your chest protector, and you can laugh at anything! Now, sir, I'm sure a young man like yourself will be worrying

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· 20d

Imagine being this stupid. Imagine believing this, like REALLY believing this, even though you and your slack-jawed relatives have been to Olive Garden dozens of times. See, most of you can't imagine that because you're not a fucking dumbass. And that's a problem, actually. We gave them power.

A photo of Steve Saclise with Mikey behind him and the caption says "Republican Steve Scalise: "If you want to go to Olive Garden and get unlimited pasta, you gotta
show a picture ID."
Who here has ever had to show their ID to eat pasta at Olive Garden?
I'm pretty sure Republicans have lost the narrative."

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· 25d

Who remembers

An old screengrab from a tv commercial for Designer Imposters scents that smelled like designer perfume

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· 27d

No shit, I wonder what changed

No World Cup Bump: U.S. Tourism Down in June
By Bailey Schulz and Rashaad Jorden While visitors from markets like the United Kingdom surged, total overs
visitation

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jul 11

Hard pass

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jul 6

Perfect

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jul 2

Lmao meta threads removed a post within minutes of posting and keeps nagging me about it because I dared to ask what part of the bible says to treat pregnant women like inhuman pieces of shit. Fuck Mark Zuckerberg and every living soul at all meta companies.

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jun 12

Helpful. 😑

A screen in mail for iOS 26.5 that is black text on a white background that simply says No Message Selected

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jun 11

Maury Povich voice “that was a lie”

An iOS 26.5 dialog that says Could not activate cellular
data network
Use Wi-Fi to access data.

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jun 10

Star Trek TOS title card that says The Man Trap

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jun 9

A 60s era Doctor Who title card with trippy spiral and the words DOCTOR WHO AND THE PRESS RELEASE

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jun 4

Marketers! If you’re thinking of using impact dot com for any campaigns with influencers, DO NOT. Not only is the sign up process painful, slow, and unnecessary, but the fuckin site doesn’t even work lmao

Three stupid dots. Trying to access impact.com just shows three stupid dots forever.

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· Jun 2

A blonde man appears to be in pain as the caption says FUCK! I SHOULD HAVE LIED!

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· May 31

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· May 29

Lmao, it’s been doing this for days on end. IDGAF any more.

An iOS 26 notification that says iOS 26.5 wasn’t installed and it will try later

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· May 27

you're telling me a company worth trillions can't make this work?

battery levels of devices in macOS 26 showing two identical keyboards at 61% but its the same keyboard because profit is more important than working code now, apparently

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· May 24

Running for my life

A large life size Mario Kart Television truck is behind a man with a red shirt and salt and pepper hair

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· May 19

IDGAF ATM FR

A photo of a beach and a calm ocean from an open tent

V to the H to the A and a Junior@superpixels· May 13

As an English major I cannot help but laugh out loud at this ridiculous redo of a sign in downtown Knoxville. It is the Knoxville Visitor's Center. But they put this on it. Because why not VISIT KNOXVILLE if you... are ... in the very heart of Knoxville? LMAO oh boy.