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Steady Gabe 🌈

@surlygabe

Living life at the intersection of sports normie and queer nerd Lifelong #Razorback 🐗 fan | Casual #DallasCowboys 🏈 fan Bigots of all types: get lost [He/Him]

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Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· May 10

Happy Mother's Day

A still from the movie Aliens where Ripley is talking to Newt

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· May 9

Post some underseen bangers

poster for the film "Mars Express"

poster for the film "Nightbreed"

poster for the film "Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky"

poster for the film "The Docks of New York"

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Apr 3

Suffering

With 7.5 innings played, Arkansas has 1 Run, 8 Hits, 1 Error, and 9 Left on Base. Auburn has 9 Runs, 12 Hits, 1 Error, and 6 Left on Base.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Mar 14

I want off this weather rollercoaster

a weather forecast showing a low of 18 degrees F and a high of 86 degrees F within 6 days of each other.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Feb 20

These MF'ers said Lanley

A screengrab from The Beekeeper (2024) showing Langley, Virginia misspelled as "Lanley"

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Feb 13

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Feb 9

Downdetector says yeah (apparently it was during a time I wasn't trying to use it)

A screencap showing a spike in Bluesky outage reports on Downdetector.com a short while ago

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jan 18

It's a Sports App

A clipped screenshot of Bluesky showing "NFL Discussion," "Seahawks," "AWE Collision," "Buffalo Bills," and "Bo Nix" as the trending topics

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Sep 17

Razorback MBB non-conference schedule 🔥 #WPS #GoHogs

Oct 24: Cincinnati (exhibition)
Oct 27: @ Memphis (exhibition)
Nov 3: Southern
Nov 8: @ Michigan State
Nov 11: UCA
Nov 14: Samford
Nov 18: Winthrop
Nov 21: Jackson State
Nov 27: vs Duke (Chicago, IL)
Dec 3: Louisville
Dec 6: Fresno State (North Little Rock)
Dec 13: vs Texas Tech (Dallas, TX)
Dec 16: Queens
Dec 20: vs Houston (Newark, NJ)
Dec 29: James Madison

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Sep 8

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains. There are hundreds of options, but I'll go with this one...

album art for Garbage's self-titled album

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Aug 27

I'm a little late to this party, but I've got a couple of things to add: 1) lmao bodied 2) every damn time:

The account advocating for sacrificing people is a MattY follower. Not surprising!

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Aug 8

A cat at a microphone hollering "WOULD" so loud.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jul 19

Absolutely-fucking-not

A screenshot of Bluesky notifications showing "Musk and 1 other followed you"

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jun 6

Watching the UNC baseball game

The "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me" meme

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Apr 29

Really need this to hold. I don't ask for much.

A screenshot showing Bruce Fanjoy leading Pierre Poilievre by 2030 votes

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Apr 22

I can't believe y'all have been keeping this film a secret from me

A screenshot of a Japanese man wearing sunglasses and getting out of a white car at night. It's from the 1981 film Yokohama BJ Blues.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Apr 13

143 by Katy Perry

Katy Perry surrounded by a color swirl thing.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Apr 8

ICYMI: Adou Thiero has declared for the NBA Draft. #ArkansasRazorbacks #ProHog

RAZORBACK NATION,
I WANT TO START BY GIVING ALL GLORY TO GOD FOR BLESSING ME WITH THE TALENT, STRENGTH, AND OPPORTUNITIES TO GET TO THIS POINT. THIS DECISION COMES AFTER MUCH THOUGHT AND REFLECTION, AND I AM INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL FOR THE EXPERIENCES I'VE HAD THROUGHOUT MY JOURNEY. I WANT TO EXTEND A HEARTFELT THANK YOU TO THE UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS COACH CAL, STAFF, GA'S, MANAGER'S, TEAMMATES, FANS, AND ALL OF RAZORBACK NATION FOR THEIR UNWAVERING SUPPORT AND BELIEF IN ME. THE MEMORIES WE'VE CREATED AND THE LESSONS I'VE LEARNED HERE WILL ALWAYS HOLD A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. I WANT TO ALSO THANK MY FAMILY & FRIENDS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME AND SUPPORTING ME EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. ESPECIALLY MY MOM AND DAD WITH HOW MUCH THEY HAVE SACRIFICED TO PUT MY SIBLINGS AND I IN BETTER POSITIONS TO BE SUCCESSFUL. AFTER A LOT OF HARDWORK, DEDICATION, AND PREPARATION I AM READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP IN MY CAREER, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHERE THIS JOURNEY LEADS.WITH THAT BEING SAID, I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING FOR THE 2025 NBA DRAFT!
-Adou Thiero #3

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Apr 5

the saddest softball box score

#12 Arkansas: 7 R, 13 H, 0 E, 18 L
#3 Florida: 10 R, 6 H, 1 E, 4 L

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Mar 29

Kanopy is pretty great if you like NEON films

A selection of films from NEON production and distribution company.

Titles include: Parasite, Perfect Days, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Mothers' Instinct, Anatomy of a Fall, Stress Positions, Immaculate, Cuckoo, La chimera, Handling the Undead, All the Beauty and the Bloodshed, Moonage Daydream, Amazing Grace, Three Identical Strangers, The B-Side: Elsa Dorfman's Portrait Photography, How to Blow Up a Pipeline, Little Woods, Broker, Border, Ted K, and more...

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Mar 18

I'm always chugging my olive oil

An advertisement featuring a man in a baseball cap, who appears to be throwing back a bottle of olive oil.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Mar 15

reposted with alt text

Boogie Fland Set to Return to Basketball Activities

FAYETTEVILLE – Arkansas freshman guard Boogie Fland has been medically cleared to resume basketball activities and will begin practicing with the team immediately. Barring any setbacks, he is anticipated to be available to play in the NCAA Tournament.

Fland had successful surgery on Jan. 22 to repair an injury to his Ulnar Collateral Ligament (UCL) on his right thumb. The injury originally occurred in Arkansas' game against Florida (Jan. 11) and he attempted to play through the injury in the Razorbacks' next two games (at LSU and at Missouri). NOTE: he scored 19 points in that game at LSU and dished out 11 assists with just two turnovers in the LSU and Missouri games combined.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Mar 13

reading about the 20th Berlin International Film Festival (TW: SA, war crimes)

Controversy:

During the screening of the film o.k., the film was interrupted. The jury, presided by American film director George Stevens, decided after a 6-3 vote to demand Berlinale director Alfred Bauer, who was present at the screening, to take the film out of the competition. The jury justified their decision by citing a FIAPF (International Federation of Film Producers Associations) guideline that said: "All film festivals should contribute to better understanding between nations." This accusation was based on the fact that the film reenacted the 1966 Incident on Hill 152 of the Vietnam War in the Bavarian forest depicting four American soldiers kidnapping, raping, stabbing and shooting a Vietnamese girl named Mao until she finally dies. A fifth soldier on the patrol refuses to take part in the attack on the girl and his report to his commander is buried in the files. Stevens, who had served during the Second World War, claimed that the film was anti-American. One jury member, Dusan Makavejev, protested against this measure, stood up for the film and supported director Michael Verhoeven and producer Rob Houwer. Bauer cited the Berlinale’s status as an "A" festival, which meant that an accepted film could not be excluded from the competition. This was followed by altercations between the leadership of the Berlinale and Stevens, and between the Berlinale and international press. During a press conference, Verhoeven defended his film by stating in these terms: "I have not made an anti-American film. If I were an American, I would even say my film is pro-American. The biggest part of the American people today is against the war in Vietnam." Other directors that were taking part in the festival withdrew their films in protest. The jury was accused of censorship and eventually disbanded, therefore no prizes were awarded and the competition was suspended.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Feb 12

Razorback baseball schedule update for this weekend: #NCAABaseball #WPS #GoHogs

Game 1: Friday, noon
Game 2: Friday, 30-45 minutes after conclusion of game 1
Game 3: Saturday, 2pm
Game 4: Monday, noon

All times Central

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Feb 8

Happy #LetterboxdFriday to my #FilmSky friends! Here's my #LastFourWatched:

Swiss Army Man (2016): 4/5
The Thing from Another World (1951): 3.5/5
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017): 2.5/5
The Terminator (1984): 4.5/5 (re-watch)

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jan 21

I'd like to unsubscribe from this weather package

current weather:
18 degrees Fahrenheit. Mostly cloudy. Feels like 1 degree Fahrenheit. The low will be 4 degrees Fahrenheit.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jan 16

me, as Patrick Stewart, picking this meme from the meme tree and adding it to my meme basket.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jan 15

BOOOOO

an excerpt from an email announcing that Kum & Go stores will be rebranding as Maverick, a far less interesting name

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jan 13

Nope, don't like that. Hope it's warmer by the time these days actually roll around.

A weather forecast showing a high of 25 F with a low of 8 F on the 19th, a high of 15 F with a low of 4 F on the 20th, and a high of 16 F with a low of 5 F on the 21st.

Steady Gabe 🌈@surlygabe· Jan 9

Oh hey, I got one of those #Letterboxd #YearInReview things. No surprises here. Watched a lot of horror!

A graphic with the following film viewing stats for 2024:
363 films logged
185 films reviewed
584 hours watched
Most watched actor: Christopher Lee
Most watched director: Dario Argento

A graphic with my Highly Rated 2024 Films:
The Substance: 4.5/5
The Wild Robot: 4.5/5
I Saw the TV Glow: 4.5/5