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Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· 27d

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The air quality is “500 hazardous” and I think it only goes up to 500 is that good

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· 28d

I'm not going to link to them (it's easy to find if you want) but kalshi has an entire series of shit like this

Will Baseball End Segregation?
Odds:0%
For sixty years an unwritten rule has barred Black players from the major leagues, and the owners vote fifteen to one to keep it that way. When the Dodgers sign Jackie Robinson, even some stars predict he will fail.

“I have seen none who combine the qualities of a big-league ballplayer — not even Jackie Robinson.”
Bob Feller, 1946

Market settled •
Yes
The Color Line Breaks
Odds:100%
On April 15, 1947, Jackie Robinson takes the field for the Brooklyn Dodgers. He is named Rookie of the Year and shatters baseball's color line, opening the game, and the country, to those who follow.

Illustration of Jackie Robinson in a Dodgers jersey amid confetti
Illustration by Raj Dhunna for Kalshi

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· 29d

france:

mr. burns asking the audience "are you saying 'gooooooool' or 'gauuuuuuuul?'"

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· 29d

my all time big boy roster (2013 tigers) tips the scales a little more

Rk Player Age Birth B T Ht Wt
▼
1 Prince Fielder 29 us US L R 5-11 275
2 Bruce Rondón 22 ve VE R R 6-3 275
3 Miguel Cabrera 30 ve VE R R 6-4 267
4 José Valverde 35 do DO R R 6-4 265
5 Evan Reed 27 us US R R 6-4 255
6 Joaquin Benoit 35 do DO R R 6-4 250
7 Avisaíl García 22 ve VE R R 6-4 250
8 Brayan Peña 31 cu CU B R 5-9 240
9 José Veras 32 do DO R R 6-6 240
10 Justin Verlander 30 us US R R 6-5 240
11 Victor Martinez 34 ve VE B R 6-2 235
12 Matt Tuiasosopo 27 us US R R 6-2 235
13 Octavio Dotel 39 do DO R R 6-0 230
14 Alex Avila 26 us US L R 5-11 228
15 Jhonny Peralta 31 do DO R R 6-2 225

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 12

I’m telling everyone who will listen

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 12

Good morning

Lindsey Graham posting at May 3 2016 “if we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…….and we will deserve it.”

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 10

received a new board game in the mail, thanks for letting me do business with you @asmadigames.bsky.social

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 10

when I am writing about scandinavian athletes on a macOS computer

screenshot from the music video "ÆØÅ (Size Matters)" by
Kollektivet. Two very european looking men dancing in front of a large Æ

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 9

this was my alternate angle on the cease near no-hitter

venn diagram between "san francisco giants in the 9th" and "hendrix fans in 1968" where the union is "finally, someone recorded a hit off dylan"

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 9

they can’t be *that* desperate for relief

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 9

buying graham platner one of these

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 8

MEDIA PLAY IN TOLEDO MENTIONED

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 8

They not only kept the price, they *added sesame seeds*

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 8

first frame: a man labeled USA shoots a man in a chair named Iran

Second frame: "Why would Belgium do this?"

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 7

an egyptian sacrophagus photoshopped in the bullpen where craig kimbrel is standing

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 5

Happy to live in a country where we can say things like “so that’s what happened to Scott Kingery.” However our country could stand to be a lot better, and should be

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 4

Celebrating the freedom we have left. I think we’re down to one

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 2

Ultros from FF6 on the catwalk of the opera house next to a “4t” weight

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 2

I wish the best to our american soccer team against belgium but this sign is not coming down

IN THIS HOUSE, WE RESPECT
THE 2018 EPISODE OF
TRAVEL MAN
STARRING RICHARD AYOADE
"48 HOURS IN BRUSSELS"
WITH SPECIAL GUEST
COMEDIAN LEE MACK

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 2

Blue Jays fans broke the AL All-Star voting. The only race is between two Yankees outfielders. These are “TPUSA podcasters trying to win city council seats in Baltimore” numbers

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 1

Suss-- 🥌@suss2hyphens· Jul 1

I don’t know if all third base coaches do this as zealously, but I love Joey Cora constantly pointing to where the baseball is, even when it’s 1 foot away