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Sometimes horny, mostly sad. | The most basic bitch. | I still believe that I can fix Sylvain Jose Gautier. Wooloo #FE3H, #Genshin #F1 #sylvaingautier

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Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jul 21

why, this is cute, nice colours and not too far off 🥰

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jun 9

This guy has a lot going on Bandana, eyepatch, separated moustache, side burns, a goat beard and a grey pallor to round everything off in fact they all look so grey-ish… why? maybe concealer lips are really in where they’re from

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jun 4

happy birthday to this manslut 🥳 #sylvainjosegautier #fe3h

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· May 23

Happy Anniversary to ‘Shards’ 🥳 Two people are in love, but, like the scorpion and the frog, they cannot help but be who they are and do what they must. Even if it hurts. 🥀 A #fe3h m/f #rarepair #edelvain #AO3 archiveofourown.org/works/658288...

A photograph of broken glass in the background. In white text:

Shards

47K
Edelvain
Rated M
Fire Emblem: Three Houses
AO3: Swann_Undead

Title: Shards

Author: Swann_Undead

Summary:
Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg and her court are preparing to celebrate the anniversary of her victory over the Central Church and the former Holy Kingdom of Faerghus. But what is supposed to be a time of excitement and anticipation is overshadowed by troubling rumours from the north about the Margrave Gautier. Determined to uncover the truth about her most important northern vassal and lover Edelgard sets off on a journey to Faerghus incognito, not knowing what will await her at the end.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Apr 23

Happy 2nd Anniversary to ‘Missed You In The Laundry Room’! 🥳 My little oddball fic, now with an equally oddball cover 🥹 Even as a rarepair fic it’s super niche because very little happens (not even handholding! 🙈) but it’s really sweet and low stakes for me. archiveofourown.org/works/55425100

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Apr 23

Happy 3rd Anniversary to ‘The Lost Emperor’ 🥳 I still think about this fic regularly ☺️ It means a lot to me because it’s my first and I am very fond of its premise. (It’s also my most successful fic 🙈☺️) Maybe I’ll get to fixing all the mistakes this year 🥲 archiveofourown.org/works/466959...

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Feb 23

also honourable mention for this cunty ass smug royal leaf serpent monarch with its tiny arms dramatically folded behind their back 😭😭

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Feb 23

Can you tell there’s a pattern? (the pattern is pink, round, normal type, not a thought in sight)

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Feb 14

💘Happy Valentine’s Day! 💝 Let me share my favourite M/F love story with a happy end, written by yours truly. A #fe3h rare pair #ao3 #fanfic but can easily be read fandom-blind! Get comfy, have a treat, and enjoy ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/533678...

A cover image for 'The Hand You Let Go Of', an 133k Edelvain fanfic.

It features a two hands holding each other with a zigzag line down the middle implying a break. In the top left is a disco ball with some music notes because it's set in the 1970s, bottom left there's a sentence in cursive that reads "It's always been you, only you". The sentence is underlines in an oxblood red. Top right there's some hearts above a scribbled out name that barely shines through. It is the name of the male protagonist. The scribble is the same oxblood red colour. Bottom right there's a set of wedding bands that are crossed out, along with a question mark above it, implying a mystery.

The hands are framed by a polaroid frame. The polaroid frame is labelled as follows:
"Edelvain 133k T FE3H
AO3: Swann_Undead"

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jan 19

this idiot just keeps winning 😭🙏 is this a sign for CYL #fe3h #SylvainGautier

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jan 19

Ooh, this one is cute ☺️☺️ This image was created with Picrew’s “Maddel Picrew“!! picrew.me/share?cd=iVb... #Picrew #Maddel_Picrew

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Oct 29

my bluesky icon has changed, for worse in my opinion

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Oct 3

Thought went into this but what thought I really can’t tell. #F1

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Sep 27

best purchase of the year ☺️😭🙏 print by space_kittcrab on insta ✨enthusiast narratives✨

An photo of a print in front of a textured black background. The card is light pink. On it is a Catholic nun wearing a wimple and black habit. She is drawing an illustration in a book. The text to her right says, “Mind me bot, for I am scripting mine enthusiast narratives.” There are sparkles around the words enthusiast narratives.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Sep 12

I wrote this for the Dorovain Winter Gift Exchange 2025 run by @dorovain.bsky.social ☺️ This may shock you, but I want Sylvain to be with as many people as possible, at all costs 🥵 but also at all costs 😈 I think they are lovely together ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/61965796

AO3 SCREENSHOT
The Roles We Were Always Meant To Play

by Swann_Undead

Summary:
After having been spared during the assault on Enbarr Dorothea works at the newly established royal opera in Fhirdiad. As glamorous as a life as an opera singer sounds, Dorothea finds little joy in it.
However, her prospects change once a similarly stuck Sylvain Gautier makes a mutual beneficial proposition. Both know exactly what to expect from this arrangement, until they are no so sure anymore.

AO3 SCREENSHOT

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/M

Fandom:Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Relationship: Dorothea Arnault/Sylvain Jose Gautier

Characters:Dorothea Arnault, Sylvain Jose Gautier

Additional Tags: Post-Azure Moon | Blue Lions Route (Fire Emblem:
Three Houses), Marriage of Convenience, Costume Parties & Masquerades, Flirting, Feelings Realization, Fake Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Until it's no so fake anymore, Porn with Feelings,
Vaginal Sex, Cunnilingus, Vanilla

Language: English
Collections: Dorovain Winter Gift Exchange

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Sep 10

peak taste 😮‍💨 It will also never not make me giggle remembering that one fanart of Arle and Colombina on “the table” which the artist didn’t realise was Signora’s coffin 💀💀 so Mary Shelley of them 😭☺️ artist flying_frappe on twitter

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Sep 9

Please enjoy “The Mystery of the Kitty Belly” Features Caspar/Ashe and Felix/Annette and the funny business their cats get up to when no one is looking. ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/60672400 #fe3h #fe3htimeskip

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Sep 3

“A Cherished Rarepair” It’s Edelvain. I write for them because I love them and I want to show others that they are great! ☺️😭🙏 Get to know my Edelvain in less than 4k words ☺️ (only one cover, sorry 🙈) archiveofourown.org/works/55425100 archiveofourown.org/works/58621147 #fe3htimeskip #fe3h

A #fe3h fanfic cover.

Green, yellow and orange bokeh before a black background.

Title: La Foule
3.6k. rated M. Edelvain. #fe3h
AO3 author: Swann_Undeas

Middle right, written in white cursive:
“Curse you for giving me what I would never have again.”

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Sep 1

The one that started it all on AO3 is ‘The Lost Emperor’ It’s a gen post-AM Modern AU Edelgard-centric longfic in which a young historian is searching for the truth about Adrestia’s last emperor and faces antagonist F!Byleth 😨 It even has a cover now ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/466959...

A cover image of #fe3h fan fiction ‘The Lost Emperor’. At the top written in white cursive on black background with red flames at the edges is “The Lost Emperor. 101k. Rated G. Fire Emblem: Three Houses. AO3 username: Swann_Undead

In the background is an open book with handwriting, with more flames and black smoke. In write cursive is written, “No one is ever truly forgotten.”

Image of text.

The Lost Emperor by Swann_ Undead

Summary:
The legend of the Adrestian
Empire's lost emperor has endured for centuries, yet details of that mythical ruler have been lost to time. Or at least that's what the general public believes. Enter junior historian Edelgard von Hresvelg, a firm and one of the few believers in the lost emperor. After having been in a rut in both her career and her personal life she decides to take a sabbatical at Garreg Mach
Monastery where she rekindles her passion for historical research.
Soon, however, she discovers that the true story of the lost emperor has not yet been told.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Aug 30

this character from Star Wars Ep.1 Phantom Menace but sexy 😭😭 it’s a two-for-one 😭😭😭😭

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Aug 10

On one hand it’s a reference to reddit’s ugliest engagement ring per the OP (since confirmed fake), on the other, an engagement ring should be special. It looks like it came out of a gum machine, the stone isn’t set nicely and the band is… very bland?? Also reusing materials is good ☺️

An image of a ring worn on a woman’s hand on her ring finger. The stone is in the shape of a heart, it is very voluminous and not centred in the middle of the band but slightly above. The stone is an amber stone, it is yellow brownish in colour.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jul 31

I would also like to apologise for the horrendous alt text. I will post the image again with alt text here. I’m really sorry!

On the left is an image of #fe3h Academy Sylvain. He has somewhat spiky red hair and yellow-brown-ish eyes.

On the right is this dialogue:

“Hm, I should have made a move on the Imperial princess before things got this far. It could have changed everything.”

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jul 25

I need all of you to look at these two cuties on their adventures under the sea! Marianne would love to be a marine biologist, I‘m sure! How couldn‘t she be with this cute marine life?? 😭😭🙏🙏☺️☺️

A drawing of a ‘sea-horse’, a cute little marine creature with the head and forelegs of a brown (land) horse and the bottom of a fish, like a mermaid.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jul 19

woah new icon alert 😍😍 picrew.me/share?cd=QP8...

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jun 25

Sorry for reposting an ad but what am I looking at in the top left?? Why does it look so cursed? 😭😭

A screenshot of a gacha game ad. on the right is a woman’s face, on the bottom left a close-up of her legs and knees as she sits. I suspect the top left shows a close-up of her belly button but it is not fully recognisable to me personally.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Jun 23

It’s been a few weeks but I have started a new WIP I feel I should at least share here once. I’m back with my favourite #fe3h rarepair Edelgard/Sylvain. It’s post-canon CF for a change! If you enjoy power dynamics and romance on the edge please check out Shards! archiveofourown.org/works/658288...

Screen shot of text

• Shards

Swann_Undead

Summary:
Emperor Edelgard von Hresvelg and her court are preparing to celebrate the anniversary of her victory over the Central Church and the former Holy Kingdom of Faerghus. But what is supposed to be a time of excitement and anticipation is overshadowed by troubling rumours from the north about the Margrave Gautier. Determined to uncover the truth about her most important northern vassal and lover Edelgard sets off on a journey to Faerghus incognito, not knowing what will await her at the end.

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/M

Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Relationship:
Sylvain Jose Gautier/Edelgard von Hresvelg

Characters:
Sylvain Jose Gautier, Edelgard von Hresvelg

Additional Tags:
Post-Crimson Flower | Black Eagles Route (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), Post-Time Skip, Crimson Flower Sylvain, Black Eagles Sylvain Jose Gautier, Secret Relationship, Long-Distance Relationship, Politics, Travel, Heartbreak, Power Imbalance,
Power Dynamics

Language:
English

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· May 8

Annette #fe3h vs a cold criminal mastermind penguin. The outcome shouldn’t shock you.

Screenshot of 2 posts on bluesky.

Swann@swann.bsky.social
#fe3h tierlist about who would readily work with Feathers McGraw, who would be taken in by his looks, who would resist him and who would teach him how to fly against his will through a method of their choosing (bullying or murder, free choice)
As always there is no tierlist but it would be funny af

[Two images of the villainous penguin Feathers McGraw from the Wallace and Gromit franchise, the one on the left is a mugshot with the penguin holding a plaque with his information, the one on the right shows him standing at the bottom of the stairs with a small suitcase, ready to move in and plan crimes.]

Reply by user: A Long Bar of Expensive Soap

Annette would be absolutely fleeced by this man.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· May 8

This one is also cute, I like the subtle 3 link in alt text

A cartoon image of Swann. She has black curly hair and wears black glasses and gold ear hoops as jewellery.

https://picrew.me/share?cd=kYdw8d6wsZ

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Apr 23

“I believe the takedown request was unfounded[.]” Well, I believe your actions are actively contributing to making the world a worse place. So did you just make an honest mistake or are you actual scum? ☺️

Cropped screenshot of the scraped AO3 dataset owner’s reply to the DCMA takedown notice

nyuuzyou Owner
12 days ago

For the community: I have filed a counter-notice in response to the DMCA takedown of my dataset. According to the DMCA process, the dataset should be restored within 10-14 business days unless OTW takes legal action. I believe the takedown request was unfounded, and I'm working to make this dataset available again as soon as possible.

Swann is really going through it rn 🥲@swann· Apr 23

Happy 2nd anniversary to ‘The Lost Emperor’! My first work after not posting for over a decade will always be special for me ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/466959... As sad as it is I have no one IRL to talk about my fics so I’ll just do it here.