robert wagner
@swedetrap
podcaster. audio artist. b-list international dj & unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom. antichrist, anarchist, feminist - in no particular order.
If you're an American with an "underlying condition," you should wake up and realize that this makes you something of a 2nd class citizen, at least in the eyes of government and media. Got sick? Died? Oh, well obviously you would have, YOU had an underlying condition.
Again? Not at all surprised. Jared Leto is pure trash. If a dog attacked someone you’d put it down. For whatever reason, we aren’t allowed to do that when Hollywood trash and crap d-list emo rock stars attack women.
We found the old microphones. They still work. It’s coming. That’s all for now.
Dearest @evernote.bsky.social your upgrade button doesn’t work. If you don’t intend to deliver the discount, don’t effing offer it. i’ve tapped this stupid button 100x and nothing.
ESPN’s rating (scale of 10) of Pulisic’s performance yesterday. I think a 2 is very generous.
Portland government spent $78,000 to survey 300 people about whether or not the city should contribute to renovating Moda Center. The absurdity of how Portland spends money is why we should not.
Get ready for the Chinese invasion of Taiwan, right after these words from your impotent halfwit President, Donald J. Trump. As for the “why should I care about Taiwan” crowd? Take a look at your bank balance. A China-controlled Taiwan would make it noticeably worse.
Middle class Iranians are hopeful to see the end of religious hardline rule. Yeah, we Americans are too. In America. Religion sucks at government.
Fuck Lauren Sánchez Bezos. And do better, @nytimes.com - there aren’t enough minutes in my life to read about some vapid twat with fake tits for a mouth creating a new culture of godless wealthy people in need of a good guillotine.
Dear Mike Johnson, fuck you, fuck your thoughts, and fuck your prayers, you godless piece of shit.
Montana: the most beautiful state in the country that is populated by the most morons.
Dear Apple Music, as a Slift fan, I take issue with your ass awful AI recommendations of Shinedown,Weezer, and U2 as “related” music. Like seriously, that’s a fucking insult. Fuck Shinedown and fuck Weezer.
Is Oregon Live written by AI now? Who would prosecute the victim of a beating?
Trump wants praise for deciding to rescue a downed airman that may or may not even exist, despite warnings from "other military leaders" that it could cost hundreds of lives. That's pretty rich considering said airman wouldn't have been in Iranian airspace in the first place if not for this war.
If you’re an American with even an ounce of compassion for human life, you’re already “living in hell” thanks to Trump.
Oh wow. Trump finally got the crowds he’s been looking for. Good for him.
Because it wouldn’t be the first time Trump “spoke” with someone that wasn’t involved in the fabricated conversation.
Hahahahaha. This isn’t a threat to anyone like it’s a threat to the lines at Blue Star Doughnuts at PDX. ICE are nothing but fat halfwit mouthbreathers. Assuming that they could even operate an xray machine is a pretty wild stretch, princess.
Other than TikTok this reads like The who’s who of trash boomer media. Want to stop Trump? Stop consuming anything from these tired old shitbags. It’s easy to do. Torrents are your friends.
You’d be hard pressed to find better team swag anywhere than @timbersarmy.org ‘s stuff. If I’m every other supporters group out there, I’m jealous AF. Beautiful.
Coincidentally, “deeply disappointing” is also how Donald Trump’s parents both used to describe him in his childhood, adolescence, and adulthood. How strange is that?