Sam Westmoreland
@swestmoreland
Current writer and editor of words at The Cool Down Formerly at Bleacher Report, and The Big Lead. DnD nerd, actual play lover.
James Dolan going to be the neighborhood watch alliance guy from Hot Fuzz watching those security monitors in his suite.
This is clearly Mr. Fischoder’s brother from Bob’s Burgers and no one can convince me otherwise.
The face of a shameless criminal who decided to wake up the entire apartment at 6:30 this morning by pushing multiple books off my dresser and onto the floor.
My old black-and-tan coonhound was BUILT for inclement weather, complete with a fully waterproof coat and everything, but would cry like she’d broken a foot if she was outside in the rain.
This guy has been THRILLED at the number of cardboard boxes coming through in the last couple of weeks.
He says thanks and also wants to know if there are treats involved in being adorable.
Did not get furious, did get “trying to rip it off the second it went on”
Meant to share these last week, but Montana was fantastic. Missoula almost immediately became one of my favorite towns, and the football was stellar. Incredible atmosphere, incredible landscape. 10/10 would HIGHLY recommend a visit.
I haven’t been super active on here lately, but this merited a return to the platform. Meet Fabian Seacatster; he’s a sweet, curious, playful boy whose hobbies include flying around the apartment at 5am, exploring, and trying to murder his feather toy.
This black-and-tan dingus had a fully waterproof coat, but would cry like she was being tortured if she had to go outside in the rain.
@edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Was going through my son’s books today and came across this one. No idea where it came from and the whole thing is written like this.