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ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· 17d

also guy who never passed the vibe check why showed up to the theatre fundraiser in a charlie kirk shirt -🌙

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jun 25

Just finished Chapter 5 -🎵

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jun 24

You know a book's going to be good when "Just one chapter to start things off" becomes several chapters, an intense fight scene, a "HOLY SHIT?" moment, and a "WHY DID I TAKE SO LONG TO START THIS DAMN BOOK?" -🎵

Cover art for Book two of the Noss Saga; Masks of the Miscam, by Joaquin Baldwin. The art depics an anthropormorphic feline crouched on a rock, looking intently at a glowing light- possibly a firefly- near his paw, as more swirl around him

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jun 20

That's it? That's the "dogshit" TADC finale? That was just a bunch of narratively and emotionally satisfying conclusions with themes of human emotion in an inhumane world! -🌸

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Mar 25

The lord stay my sinful hand... Anyway, meet Timbim the Clown! He thinks he's the funniest clown to ever walk the earth; in truth, he's absolutely pathetic, and doesn't realize that people aren't laughing at him for his comedy. -🐊

A ref sheet for "Timbim the Clown-wolf", pronouns He/Him. A mostly white wolf with black accents, pierrot style: three dots on his chest, paw pads, feet, headfur/hair, eyebrows, and inner ears. His nose and tongue are red, his right eye is blue, and his left eye is yellow. There's also black markings under each eye- the yellow eye has a small black line, and the blue eye has a larger triangle and dot that looks like a teardrop.

Character and sheet recolor by me, swiftpaw (@swiftpaw12) and base from pulexart.com

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Mar 16

Oh this is actually fucking embarrassing. I went back to check if any other pages weren't bound and nearly a third of the book popped out with the softest pull. Decided to cut my losses and order a new copy; there's no way I could fix this. -🎩

A poorly bound copy of a book; a concerning ly high number of pages stick out of the top, showing that they were easily removed from the binding of the book.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Mar 15

ah fuck. -🎩

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jan 31

There's a tumblr post about this that I read once, but I couldn't find it (and goes beyond character limits) so I remade it in a text file: -🎩

A text document formatted like a tumblr post. It reads:

Every True Crime Podcast:

When the police arrived to the crime scene, they quickly trampled on all the evidence and threw out anything they decided "probably wasn't important". Later, they interviewed their lead suspect, a Mr. Amdekiller, who's neighbors described him as "Clearly the one killing people", and "Having a shed literally full of dead bodies". However, they ultimately decided that he was innocent, citing his "charming demeanor". He shortly after left the country for unrelated reasons, leaving a note that read "Holy shit, I'm getting away with this? What the fuck?"

The case remains unsolved to this day.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jan 31

Spent longer on this than I probably should have -🎩

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jan 21

share a bird pic you took

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jan 20

Started a new book tonight -☠️

A twitter post from Slate, originally posted on Jan 13, 2017, that says "Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance" and a close up of the cover of said book: "The Time He Desires" by Kyell Gold

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Dec 10

That shit was incredible but like... Fuck, man... -☠️

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Nov 18

Name's Sydney. Bronson. As in this fucker. -☠️

A picture of Sydney Bronson as appearing in the visual novel Echo.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Nov 17

Almost forgot to mention, we finished a new tarot card last night! In a read, it represents a divide between knowing a dangerous truth or choosing to turn away Inverse, it begs the question: did you really have a choice to begin with? -🐺

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Nov 10

therianthropy.png

A combination of the DNA and Dog emojis, showing a magnifying glass looking at DNA and only seeing dogs.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Oct 24

A rudely drawn picture of a man falling down a flight of stairs, screaming "IT KEEPS HAPPENING".

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Oct 18

"This site would be better with more political discourse"

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Oct 8

Couldn't sleep so i finished up a new tarot card

A picture of a card depicting a hand coiled in red thread; sharpie marker on card stock.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Sep 30

A picture of a woman standing in a forest, speaking to a man; the yellow text reads "I'm so pumped for Autumn I'm gonna fill my HOUSE with leaves" and the word "HOUSE" has clearly been edited in with a blue text.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Sep 2

So i did a tarot read last night to see if IT happened and uh

A tarot reading from an Alleyman deck: the knight of wands upright, the Moon upright, and the Moon reversed. On top of the knight is an oracle die showing the TRUTH face, and between the Moons is a die showing the BINARY face. For extra flair the reading was done on a cloth that looks like the US flag.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Aug 27

Austin Powers Reference? Oh hell yes?

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Aug 11

I shouldn't be allowed to write DnD campaigns.

A screenshot of a google doc, that reads:

You realize one more thing has changed; the air feels impossibly… anti-magic. You realize instantly: all your spells, all your magical items… useless.

And then…

An explosion. So loud that you can’t hear it, instead feeling it in your everything. You may attempt to roll a save of any sort to tank the explosion, but it won’t matter. You’re in ground zero of the magical equivalent of a nuclear blast.

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jul 29

one of my alters is frothing at the mouth screaming we could totally rock this

A poorly cropped close-up of Mystery's Soda Pop outfit from K-pop Demon Hunters; specifically focusing on the purple crop-top sweater vest with pink accents

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Jul 12

Why did it have to have a collar?

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· May 10

Everyone has to send me $100

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Apr 18

I assume #1 is "I am a weak fool who will not survive the coming winter"

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Mar 26

Come on man let me have this

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Mar 14

Found this screenshot on the other site and like Imagine a world where people accidentally do shit like this??? "Ah, fuck. Sissy hypnosis again. Damn it. I was trying to pay my taxes. Shit. Whoops."

ΘΔ Swiftpaw ☉∇@swiftpaw12· Mar 6

Yo @fratboychester.bsky.social this thing showed up at my door and demanded I feed it what do