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He/Him. Your friendly neighborhood Martial Arts nerd!
Law of Gacha states: If you can get 1 (one) single win in CM, then there is a teeny tiny baby chance you can get all 5 wins. Alas, I am not THAT insane
Got flashbanged by a dolly parton singing about a lil girl “aged 6 or 7” dying with her dog but apparently i ain’t the first!
it’s all implied vague-ish lore that may or may not be about spamton, but people are drawing really good art about it lmao
Season 3 of Hestia anime is the current champion for the “Oh hey! Cool lady— oh.” category. I feel like watching Space Runaway Ideon next to see how the OGs played this game
AY AY WTF??? freaky ass horny gligar???!!! that’s not a Lunge that’s a THRUST
Farewell, life-size Unicorn!! I’m glad i got to weeb out in front of you in-person!!
in the final episode of the season one of her former prostitution guildmates reveal that Ms uwu has never boned a client cause she always faints from embarrassment?!???? LIKE YEAH I GUESS IT WAS FORESHADOWED IN A STUPID CUT AWAY GAG, BUT STILL WTF WAS THE POINT?!???!!!!
Danmachi wth is wrong with you?! You have Mother vs Mother combat, but the reason they’re fighting is over a Twink?! A teenage twink???!!! This could’ve been the Cuntquake of the Millennia! You’re never passing the Bechdel test like this, Danmachi!
everybody horny and gangsta in the brothel until Toad Hoe Supreme shows up
Got the urge to DIY some extra faces for my Machu model kit. Didn’t realize that 30MS face kits are all pre-printed and Machu’s head is VERY ROUND, so homegirl had to undergo Forehead Reduction Surgery AND a Face Removal Waterslide decals soon but that’s all for tonight
twas the inspiration for my post. I was on instagram earlier and got blindsided. 🫡 i’ll link ya to them if ya want, nothing against this lady but “the more engagement she gets -> the more engagement the App gets -> the more fried MY brain gets” to put it simply imo
Watched ‘Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins’ (1991) and I SWEAR I thought a lady in her 20s was playing goku. We coulda had our first Nonbinary Transmasc Goku like what they did with Peter Pan… alas…
my urge to manderville dance in the middle of the jollibees was at a dangerously high level. I was already wearing a banana pattern shirt and did not want to become a Main Character 🫣
oh to be a moogle, gently bobbing infront of the loving masses for 30 minutes…
granted of the 9 eps i’ve seen like 6 of em have had bob jokes or bob focus. but! there’s a manboob joke in one of em! equally opportunity robertsons series
I’ve either become dulled to boob anime or needed the ENG dub to enjoy it, but the Hestia Robertsons anime actually has some funny moments! Pleasantly surprised.
Verdict: not bad! The coke washes off all the wasabi spice and you’re left with like roasty faaaintly spicy edamame. I like it better than Peanut Coke
with all the Coke + Peanuts on the tl, i’m having some veeeeeerry intrusive thoughts at the moment….
I got this horse! thought i was gonna get Seiun Sky or Admire Vega, but Miracle seems to kick ass despite poor health 🫡 big mood
there’s a cute goofy lady in this episode too🫡 it’s the eyes.