They Them Ass B*tch

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Fantasy Fashion and Original Cosplay Blerd Boogie Down Bx 🇵🇷 I'm Grown 🔞 All opinions are my own

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They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 8d

Can anyone who takes ADHD meds tell me what your daily water intake is usually looking like?

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 9d

Sometimes I am surprised by the amount of spanish I know? I've been watching 100 years of solitude, and there are dialect differences I was able to pick up on as well as the changing from more formal to modern spanish-speaking to show the passage of time between characters 🤯🤯🤯🤯

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 11d

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 13d

Went grocery shopping on our own...no more uber or instacart 😭😭😭

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 17d

We finally have a car yipeeeee I still need to learn how to drive!!! lol

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 18d

Lol maybe the issue was that I should have been making a Gomez costume instead of a Morticia one...and that the wife should be Morticia!!!

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 19d

We got a subaru! Our first car. We ARE not beating the allegations!!!

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 20d

I'm such an Odyssey Stan that I will take almost any and all forms of the Odyssey...like I wasn't bumping Epic the Musical constantly after I first heard it! O brother, where art thou!? UNFORTUNATELY I CAN'T GET MY FIX YET B/C The saga continues of most Imax theaters are sold out in the NYC area..

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 20d

Like the worst thing I can do at work is not know something about the brand I work on LOL b/c it's been around for 50 years and its not that I know nothing but I won't know as much as someone who has been on the brand for 6 years!!

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 20d

It's now the official close of 2 months in the new department! We have a week long company break next week, and I managed to get all of my work into a good spot before logging off. I'm so excited to go to eat food, watch a movie or two and visit some museums!

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 21d

Lol, im not excited about anything Robert Eggers is going to get his hands on after Nosferatu. I felt crazy saying I did not really like that movie. EVEN THO I SHOULD HAVE when everyone was singing its praises... Werwulf is gonna be a "yeah, I will catch that on streaming.."moment

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 23d

*y'all arguing with someone* Me: *goes to see what was said* *BLOCKED* Me: ohhhhh....shit might've worked TOO well. 🤣😬

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· 27d

So fucking EXCITED

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Jul 1

Shit sucks but I got to join a sapphic life drawing night for end of pride month. A lot of us donated the stunning modeling couple our drawings since it was their one year anniversary. Happy to bring another queer couple some joy with my work. 🫶🏽

Sapphic life drawings in various mediums laid throughout the floor

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· May 21

foxesandravens.com/collections/... 10 days left to order some rad pirate or mermaid themed pieces from Foxes and Ravens Cove Collection. Use code CURSEDKAISER for a discount. I also get a commission from each purchase! #booksky #fantasyfashion #renfaire #renaissancefestival #pirates

Photo of kaiser with their arms crossed wearing a velvet embroidered jacket with Foxes and Ravens accessories. The accessories consist of black and silver leather bracers with silver buckle and sea shell details. A wider and a smaller matching waist belts as well as matching bandolier across their chest.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· May 13

Maybe cuz I'm Black and grew up in a post 9/11 world...this is the feds spelling out their strategy...so while there may be some level of miscontruing the presidential forward of this document going around do not dismiss what is being said

Our nation has not been well served by its Intelligence Community (IC), which has been mired in old
ways of looking at threats, or has been actively weaponized by its leadership as a political tool.
Whether plotting against conservative Catholics attending traditional mass in Virginia, parents
standing up for their children at schoolboard meetings, Members of Congress, or President Trump
and his associates, this Administration will continue to prohibit the IC from being used politically
against innocent Americans. As real threats were ignored or underplayed, Americans have witnessed
the politically motivated killings of Christians and conservatives committed by violent left-wing extremists, including the assassination of Charlie Kirk by a radical who espoused extreme transgender
ideologies.
In addition to cartels and Islamist terror groups, our national CT activities will also prioritize the rapid
identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American,
radically pro-transgender, and anarchist. We will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to
map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations like
Antifa, and use law enforcement tools to cripple them operationally before they can maim or kill the
innocent. We will do the same with the state sponsors of such groups and those governments
undertaking lethal plots on U.S. soil or against Americans anywhere.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· May 4

I have two modes. Photo by Jessica Jameson Photography! #jester #fashionsky #blacksky #fashionphotography #circus

Photo of kaiser wearing a harlequin bodysuit with rhinestone stone stars, black and silver star crown, black and silver neck ruffle, wrist ruff and matching silver star belt. They are posing in front of a backdrop of a crescent moon with a face, with white and pink pillows. They have vintage inspired makeup with tear drop rhinestone lower lashes.

Kaiser looking at the viewer is disgust with no make up

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 29

I know that bluesky is probably gonna chop this up but I'm trying to do my little cinematographer thing and these beauties made it really easy 🥰 Very proud that I shot and edited this and hope to do more!

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 21

Big knot 🤤

Picture of a large garlic knot in aluminum foil

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 19

THEY👏🏽WANT👏🏽YOU👏🏽🫵🏽

Kaiser wearing a burgundy black and gold pirate costume they are posing holding their small circle glasses.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 15

Witch Hat atelier is soooo good so far....I actually bought several volumes of the Manga but didnt get beyond the first volume 😭😭 since I was so busy with life stuff but ahhhh im so excited for the animated version!!!

Picture of a TV with a still of Qifrey with bread in his hand from the witch hat atelier anime.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 12

Took about 6 iterations to get the final fit correct! Still need some accessories... and I may not need to wear the wig I ordered just b/c this outfit is so warm, and It's only going to be warmer by next week 😭😭

6 different outfit iterations for a pirate outfit the overall color scheme is red, purple and black along with an oversized black leather pirate hat with dark red and black feathers in it. Each outfit has gold accessories

Final pirate outfit choice, while leaning on the counter of a kitchen and posing.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 9

Removing the lace was REALLY easy...I just need to cut and re-sew the petals back by hand so it looks more like the product photo!

Same accessory with lace missing at the top of the bow

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 9

I've been waiting to grab this piece from Hoshibako Works, but there are some quality issues in terms of how the flower petals were placed. They look a bit crushed, but this is a mass-produced piece. Beautiful otherwise! I also want to get rid of the extra lace..

Product photo of Hoshibako works black bow accessory with lillies of the valley detail.

Photo of Hoshibako works black bow accessory with lillies of the valley detail. The actual product is slightly different from the product photo in terms of green colors and placement of the lily petals.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 8

This is a fun one. Found this old OC I drew up in 2014 or 15! A celestial wizard with a cool who was losing their body due to abusing their magical powers, hence the floating gold hands and their eye being covered. The second image could be considered the 2026 version!! Brains are WILD!

Illustration of a wizard character with gold floating hands, a cape covered in crystals, and constellation symbols throughout their hat and body. They are standing in front of a magic circle.

Still of Eli the wizard holding their gold hand up to their gold face mask realizing that something is wrong and their appearance has changed drastically.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Apr 6

Something about this OC just hitsssss #OC #originalcharacter #originalcosplay #fantasycosplay #fantasysky #cosplaysky

Photo of Eliyán Del Dorado the Elf Wizard. Eli is looking off into the distance with their arms crossed in front of them wearing their ornate cape and wizard hat. They have a golden metal half mask on, gold and pearl moon earrings, long elf ears as well as a golden choker. She is sitting infront of embroidered, sequin tapestries.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Mar 31

Stills from an hour long micro baby film shoot! The first shot was taken by @cheyennejazwise.bsky.social (thank you!!!!) and the rest I was able to shoot by myself which I was really proud of! Nothing is color graded yet. This weekend was so magical!!!

Photo of Eli the wizard sitting at a desk writing

Photo of Eli looking up at a warm light with their shining gold half mask

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Mar 20

THIS IS NOT A DRILL MIL AT THE REQUEST OF MY WIFE BROUGHT BACK SMOKED UME!!! 300 TO BE EXACT!!! YESSSSSSS!

Holding Two bags of smoked ume from Taiwan in the kitchen

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Mar 17

I am working on a costume for the theme rococo picnic. Trying to figure out the flower arrangement and if I need to order more flowers yet!

Black rococo inspired costume on a dress form with red roses pinned throughout and a short cage skirt.

Black rococo inspired costume on a dress form with red roses pinned throughout and a short cage skirt. The roses are pinned in a different composition on the dress form.

They Them Ass B*tch@swordsngrimoires· Mar 14

Hair is looking ✨️chefs kiss✨️ I spent about 20 minutes hand manipulating it then fluffed it all out once it was dry later on in the day...I am just practicing a lot of different styling methods lately!