Mfw I spend 48 hours explaining to friends the danger of the French attacking four

Exposing the frauds in the chat after the big game

Came home to my wife buying this at the supermarket the @katie.bzky.team effect is wide reaching (it had nothing to do with her, my wife stays offline mostly which is good for her brain)

To all of you who thought I was JOKING

Nearly all their midfield and bench lol

Siri, show me an average Mets pitching performance this season:

I just want to say this was sent to the group chat at the 39th minute approximately

We lost power at home and it just came back on and now the tv is trolling us

I don’t think a cis person could ever understand just how much of a risk it was to drive my car down the street when Georgia would not let me change my gender marker.

Two (or three, really) of these things are not like the othersssssss

Someone sent me the most deranged X screenshot about right wing talking points to birthright citizenship and I had to check if it was real because this is quickly becoming mainstream. It’s an incredibly scary line of thought. How do you become like this?

I'm so glad this article dropped on the same day that SCOTUS (barely) affirmed birthright citizenship as a constitutional right. The vibrant communities that come from all over make this country incredible. Each one is getting their moment in the sun on the days the U.S., Canada or Mexico don't play

In the majority ruling of BPJ vs West Virginia Justice Kavanaugh lays out how the IOC banning trans women at the Olympic level, the NCAA doing it at the American collegiate level, and the USOPC doing it at the national elite and grassroots level does not do anything to stop "sporting opportunity."

Ten years ago today journalists were finally let into the rio Olympic velodrome, despite it not being ready, so the government could prove the cycling track had actually been fully laid:

Watching baseball

GKR ain't making it to the end of this year. Soon all mets broadcasts will say "today the mets played another flawless game of baseball and completed nine innings with aplomb that represents the flawless identity and perseverance of the Mets brand. The Mets will live forever!"

I’m saving this image and printing it out and putting it in every room of every house I ever live in until I die

Literally stick me in a 2- just all day

Post the best picture you’ve ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

This is my old jersey collecting knowledge coming out, she’s even got the patch

JUST SPRAYED CHAMPAGNE OFF A BALCONY AND CALLED MY DAD CRYING 😭 WILL NEVER FORGET TONIGHT

Now you’re informed 🫡🫡🫡

It made me go like this

DAWG YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK. BE HAPPY. GET A JOB.

That’s right everyone one of my friends has been downloading kalshi and app they now all have every time I say this phrase and they point out how great an ad this is for kalshi on every social media platform. My business school classes have already taught it as a case study.

hanging out with my fellow lesbians during pride month

I genuinely thought this was a fake until I read the article and hoo boy it is not. Happy Pride from the British center left everyone!