Sylvan Scott

@sylvanscott

Just a writer. Well, also a geek. And a gamer. Writer. Pagan, too. Oh, and mostly-gay; let's not forget that! And a furry. Hmmm... Possibly slightly human. #NSFW cis- he/him/his Totally Queer!

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Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· 19h

I am so proud of my votes earlier this morning! Peggy Flanagan has been an excellent Lieutenant Governor and will be a powerful voice in the Senate! Knock 'em dead, @peggyflanagan.bsky.social!

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· 19h

My vote, as always, was worth it! We love you, @ilhanmn.bsky.social !

Ilhan Omar won 80.7% of the votes in today's 2026 Minnesota Primary!

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· 4d

LEAST WANTED LEGO SETS: "Audition" (1999)

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· 6d

From tonight's show!

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· 6d

I've seen almost all of his movies and am eagerly awaiting the curtain's rise! (2/2)

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· 19d

Took Mom to the Minnesota Landscape Arboretum.

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· 22d

Biopsy: done.

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Jul 12

Time for go to sleep.

Excerpt from "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" with the skeleton lying back with the text "That's not my problem. I sleep now."

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Jul 9

3. Post an image of something that makes you horny. I have images that I commissioned from Wom-Bat (www.furaffinity.net/user/wom-bat) that always tweak my brain in that shrinky/sizey way that cannot be denied. Macro, micro, shrinking, hyper... They really encompass my size fantasies! #SizeSky

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Jul 7

Sure! Let's try this again! :) #1. It should surprise no one that my favorite size is constantly in flux. I prefer the journey over the destination. So, say, 2-ft. down to 1-in. Is the sweet spot for tweaking my brain's microphillia. #SizeSky

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Jul 3

While I'm off at the con, today, let's leave this here and see what sorts of responses I can answer once I'm home:

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Jul 2

Here I am at #CONvergence2026, downtown Minneapolis! #CVG2026

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Jun 1

Happy Pride, everyone! #Pride #LGBTPride #GLBTPride #PrideMonth #Pride2026 #LoveWins

5 panel comic. Panel 1: 2 women sleeping in bed [May 31 11:59 PM]. Panel 2: 1 of the women wakes up, cheeks puffed up, with alarm [June 1 12:00 AM]. Panel 3: Woman wakes up her partner with a stream of rainbow goo vomiting from her mouth [BLARG!!!]. Panel 4: Rainbow vomit continues as awakened woman angrily pushes back with an elbow against the rainbow flow shouting "WHAT THE HELL!?". Panel 5: Outside view of their suburban home showing the rainbow vomit crashing through the roof and arcing over the suburbs as a voice from inside demands, "Good God, Woman! What did you eat? A Skittle factory?!!" [KRU-SMASH - roof blowing open] [Rainbow Text: "Happy Pride"]

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Apr 21

So, this meme... Anyone?

"What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this user?"

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Apr 4

Today's convention schedule.

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Apr 4

Here I am at the Democratic District Convention in #Minnesota: my first time as a delegate. I'm particularly impressed at how that one jackass who threw liquid at Representative #Ilhan Omar ended up creating a viral moment that our Representative has been able to turn into a positive rallying cry!

An election sign promoting Ilhan Omar for reelection to The House using the classic pose she took ready to throw fists at the asshole who threw liquid on her at her speech a couple months ago. Slogan: "Ilhan Fights For Us."

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Mar 25

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Mar 22

True.

Two guys in cowboy outfits, arms around each other, with the text"Same-Sex Marriage is so tough, it can be opposed by Chuck Norris and Survive him."

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Feb 25

Just call me "Navlys: the Angry, Hoarder of Pot Roast and TTRPG Rule Books."

"[Your name backwards]: the [current mood], Hoarder of [Last thing you ate] and [Object to your left]" is your dragon-name.

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Dec 28

The Booklet

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Dec 28

At the Ordway Theater in downtown Saint Paul!

The main stage and it's crimson curtain emblazoned with the iconic, two angels praying symbol of Jesus Christ Superstar.

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Dec 25

This #Christmas' morning table. Ham, lefse, egg bake, and fruit soup! Uff-da! A #Minnesota Christmas to be sure!

Another Rust family Christmas tradition: Danish/Norwegian fruit soup.

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Dec 25

Over at Mom's on #Christmas day.

Stockings hung by the chimney with care. And Lindy chocolates.

The Rust family Christmas tradition of gingerbread people cakes.

A new tradition for my family: a holiday fruit cake from Alton Brown's recipe. Real fruits, nuts, and brandy!

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Dec 25

At Mom's house on Christmas Eve.

A small herd of 6 whitetail deer in a neighbor's yard.

Sylvan Scott@sylvanscott· Nov 27

Crap. My brother-in-law just unironically used the "and yet you participate in society" argument in favor of AI being unethical. *sigh* #Thanksgiving2025