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Tar Heel born // bred // dead - minor league baseball enjoyer ⚾ - college basketball obsessive 🏀 - CAROLINA PANTHERS NFC SOUTH CHAMPS 🏈 - happy atheist - boss of the bluesky CBB cinematic universe - probably listening to electronic music rn, beep boop 🎵
It was fucking everywhere. Remember when *this version* of Mariah Carey was considered fat? What an awful time to be an adolescent
As an only child I guess they'd have to appoint Daniel in my place. I think he'd be a perfectly adequate senator
Hive Mind was free admission but feels like it should have cost money. They're very good!
This job has a lot of downtime so I brought some of my to-read pile in so it's handy. Will the baphomet bookend scandalize my coworkers? I hope so 😈
I can't tell you how many times I've nearly been run over at this intersection while crossing with the walk sign. Doesn't help that the "turning traffic yield to pedestrians" signs are placed exactly where the cars aren't looking. But I have like 5 months of sick time so sometimes I wish a mf would
Verdict: won't do as taco seasoning on its own but gives a kick when used as a supplement to same.
Had a truly absurd amount of extra seasoning at the bottom of this bag of Doritos tacos after midnight so we're gonna see how it tastes on some chicken
Magnetic green nail polish makes my brain release the good chemicals 💅🏻
Thank you! The packaging said it's based on a china pattern from the 1800s I think. Also came with a cute saucer
Didn't really think about it because it's what I do every morning but it is funny to be having a cup of tea on independence day 🫖
Everyone in the northeast is having a bad time except for Daniel, who would sleep inside an oven if you let him
"We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger." (It doesn't have ham but it does have a hash brown and it was amazing)
Uncle Paulie's Corvette was funny bc he was a notoriously slow driver. It was 100% a replacement for the Corvette he had as a youth that my grandparents forced him to sell (he was something of a delinquent) that looked like this
I saw a piece of mail at work addressed to the house in Reading where Aunt Delores lived before she died and I looked it up on Google maps and all the photos are still from 2011 when my whole family lived there and I'm kinda in my feelings about it
Not much to do today at work so got to playing with procreate. Made a thing based on something @snotboogie.bsky.social is always saying
Friendly neighborhood English major here: For a long time I've been reading newsletters and blog posts and been impressed 99% of the time, only to come across some misplaced punctuation or grammar goof that takes me out of it. So I'm officially opening my proofreading service today. Details here ⬇️