Andrew Szmelter
@szmelly
I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho
Emergency services are rapidly responding to a reported sighting of a pile of books by Boris Johnson
This Nissen hut could contain a rusting tractor or a ready-to-launch ballistic missile
Having climbed up to the belfry at St Mary’s, Rye, he wondered for a brief moment if he were on his way to the top of the church tower or in the middle of an episode of Midsomer Murders
@beatlespod.bsky.social Bit random to describe Paul McCartney as the ‘Coming Up’ singer
As a joke, he meant to send his wife the message, ‘I have fallen for a blonde’, accompanied by a picture of the blonde beer. Unfortunately he forgot to attach the photo.
@4hundredblows.bsky.social Umbrella Man, Badge Man and others, after reading this brilliant book, I’m a Fan Boy
The Japanese ambassador to the UK is doing a great job in fostering good relations between our countries. Wonderful photo of him in Folkestone the other day. Sugoi!
Good showing by the moon this afternoon, not letting the sun take all the glory
The good news: the world’s greatest ice cream parlour re-opened this weekend for the season in Folkestone. The bad news: pistachio was sold out by the time I got there this afternoon. Lesson learned!
@serailway.bsky.social The 10:01 HS1 from Folkestone West: uncomfortably & dangerously overcrowded yet again. Do something about it!
@folkestonedispatch.substack.com Hope Southeastern are continuing to monitor the serious overcrowding on the HS1 from Folkestone West - uncomfortable & unsafe.
@folkestonedispatch.substack.com The usual standing on the 10:01 from Folkestone West to St Pancras.
Economics 101: Don’t build an international station at Ashford and then stop using it #Eurotunnel #KCC #Kent
Just over two months ago there some dozen kokeshi in the window of a shop in Deal. Now there is one on its ownsome.
Saw Kylie Minogue shopping in Boots in Folkestone this morning and she hinted that she might be joining Jason Donovan onstage this evening.