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Tadness@tadness· Jun 24

Tadness@tadness· Jun 16

Kinda reminds me of Terror Toad with Pudgy Pig's body proportions. (Positive. I love those two a ridiculous amount.)

Terror Toad, a bipedal frog monster with a warty, green, pear-shaped body and limbs tipped with aharp black claws. A blue Power Ranger helmet and gloved hand peek out from his huge jaws. His head features red fins that flank a white horn and a fluffy yellow plume, yellow eyes, a massive maw filled with sharp teeth, and black spots under his chin. He has a huge, tan/yellow, spherical belly flanked on the top & bottom by red tooth-shaped(?) markings.

Pudgy Pig, a bipedal pig monster with a bizarre body shape. His massive, round, porcine head makes up over half his body height, with two mostly human-proportioned hooved legs sticking out from the bottom of his head and two thick, bulky trotters jutting out of the sides of his mouth like two giant tusks. He wears a huge gray Roman helmet with a bright red plume sticking up. In this screenshot he's standing with his arms raised and spread outward, which, when combined with the angle of his huge mouth, almost makes it look like he's smiling.

Tadness@tadness· Jun 5

Seeing that piggy maw, which was already massively-proportioned to the heroes, looming over an entire city, probably would've given me a macro kink TBH. MMPR cut out the whole failed monster growth scene, and all mention of the piggy wanting to eat the Rangers after he devoured their weapons.

Tadness@tadness· May 28

Been thinking about Goatnoid from Mobile Cop Jiban. He's so hot to me… I love watching him use those big, clumsy-looking hooves to shove paper into his mouth, then rub his belly in satisfaction. #teratophilia #monsterfucker #monstersuit #creaturesuit #goat #hooves #belly #eating #toku #aptophilia

Tadness@tadness· May 20

Tadness@tadness· May 8

Been thinking about this guy a bunch today. Dinozaura, from episodes 3-4 (and 24, not shown) of B-Fighter Kabuto. I absolutely adore his design. What a big, chompy, stompy guy. ♡ #teratophilia #monsterfucker #monstersuit #creaturesuit #dinosaur #scalie #biting #stomping #feet #tokusatsu

Tadness@tadness· Apr 19

Well now I wanna do something similar with this fella, since I've got a profile for him on F-List and all.

Tadness@tadness· Apr 10

The demo of Cursed Words is a blast y'all. Finally won a game. Definitely gonna pick up the full version when I can.

Win screen from the demo of Cursed Words. Best score was "yeeted" with 801 pts, longest word was "rainier" with 8 pts.

Tadness@tadness· Apr 10

A character I love! 🐽🩷🐽🩷🐽🩷 Don't wanna annoy people, so feel free to quote it if you want, IDC.

Tadness@tadness· Mar 12

You can tell when I really like a kaijin because my seek bar in MXPlayer looks like this:

Screenshot of a video player with Zyuranger 27 queued up. There are... just an inordinate amount of bookmarks on the seek bar. I lost count around 30. One at practically every point Dora Guzzler makes an appearance.

Tadness@tadness· Mar 8

Oh hey, I'm a pegasus.

Tadness@tadness· Mar 8

Might as well hop on this trend since everyone else is doing it. Tried to choose games that left a lasting impact on me and my tastes in games. Think I could do multiple lists using just impactful console games, weird freeware games, Flash/Shockwave games, etc. my9games.com/s/f387bd67a4... #my9games

Grid of box art from 9 important/defining games to me: Zelda: The Wind Waker, Yoshi's Island, Cave Story, ZZT, Viewtiful Joe, Donkey Kong Country 2, DK '94, Nikujin, and Furcadia.

Tadness@tadness· Feb 26

Just got a Switch 2 (as a late gift from my brother-in-law) and already unlocked the best girl. #MarioKartWorld #Switch2

Screenshot of Mario Kart World with the text "NEW CHARACTER!" under a render of Birdo driving a motorcycle. Birdo is a pink, bipedal, dinosaur-like creature with a massive siphon mouth, usually seen wearing a giant red bow and a large diamond ring.

Tadness@tadness· Feb 16

Haha, I got the funny meme number.

Screenshot of a screen listing a balance of 67.67

Tadness@tadness· Feb 4

Current silly fixation: Dora Guzzler's big, wobbly neck pouch. Is it weird I could watch it on loop and not get tired? Just wanna grab it and jiggle it around and kiss all over it. #teratophilia #teratophile #monsterfucker

Tadness@tadness· Jan 28

I watched a lotta creatures growing up. Even RPed as my OCs (Original Creatures) for awhile. Nowadays I'm comfortable enough in what I like that I just RP as the creatures I fell in love with in the first place, like Pudgy here! I 100% unironically love him so much. RPing as him makes me so happy...

Tadness@tadness· Jan 25

Rabbit! Dragon! Best match!

Poster for Kamen Rider Build featuring Build and Cross-Z.

Screencap from Kamen Rider Build featuring Sento holding paper dolls of himself and Banjo. Subtitle text reads "[Are you...] asking me out?"

Promo photo of the Premium Bandai Cross-Z Build Rings, a pair of rings in silver and gold that interlock, each featuring one half of the respective Rider's rabbit/dragon helmet motifs.

Tadness@tadness· Jan 21

No balloons on here, but I updated my age, so that's neat I guess.

Tadness@tadness· Jan 16

Reference image of a round, stocky hybrid of a pig and a dragon. He has green eyes, purple skin with darker purple blotches & fluff, white underbelly, wing membrane & tusks, black hooves & horns, and pink snout, inner ears, & pads on his hoof-hands. His head has curling horns and is very dragon-like, save for his long ears, bushy eyebrows, tusks, and pig-like snout. His wings are comically tiny for his bulky stature. His chest features a tuft of fluff alongside the dragon-like bellow ridges. His tail is long and dragon-like, but curled like a pig's and ending with a poof of fur. His feet end in hooves, while his arms have hoof-hands with 3 huge digits.

Tadness@tadness· Jan 14

That control scheme takes me back to ZZT, a DOS game/creation tool for single-screen top-down action/puzzle games. People found out you could surround the real player object w/ objects that control another object and bam, (janky) platformer engine. In a top-down game. I love that kinda creativity.

Screenshot of the DOS game ZZT, a text-mode game. This particular screenshot is from the world (ZZT's term for its user-created games) "Freak Da Cat 2" and shows the title character, a red pi symbol, navigating a level. Of note is the bar taking up the bottom 20% of the screen that houses the actual player object (the white-on-blue smiley) surrounded by arrow buttons that control the character, along with a reminder of the controls and a level title: "#1 The Garden".

Tadness@tadness· Jan 12

Surprised this wasn't a reply already. Do I have to do everything myself?

The same image as in the article (a foreskin in a scrapbook next to an ultrasound photo) except the article's title "Foreskin Scrapbooked" is in the Dark Souls font.

Tadness@tadness· Jan 12

I tend to replay a lot of old games, but these are some classics I've migrated to every new computer I've gotten that'll run them.

The title screen of Nikujin by developer Onikudon/Ikiki. A nude(?) man stands under the title wearing a hood and wielding a bo staff. All the game & menu text is in Japanese.

Screenshot of the title screen for the Flash game N: Way of the Ninja. It's a 2D platformer starring a stick figure ninja with a distinct geometric art style to its tile-based levels.

Screenshot of SkyRoads by BlueMoon Software, featuring a blue and magenta road stretching off to the horizon with the title above and Start!, Controls, and Help menu options below, amid a space background

Tadness@tadness· Dec 27

"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" I made the ASCII art on the cover of a French translation of My Little Dashie. docs.google.com/document/d/1... People have ported it to various terminals and even someone's MUD. www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepo... #MyArt #ASCIIArt #MLP #MLPFiM #ASCII

ASCII art of Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony. She's a light blue pegasus with rainbow-colored mane and tail. Her cutie mark is a cloud with a rainbow-colored lightning bolt.

Tadness@tadness· Dec 3

Excuse me, eBay? Giant WHAT?!

Screenshot of an eBay recommendation for a bootleg Stitch plush with the title "Giant Hung Lilo & Stitch toy Stuffed Plush soft Doll Pillow Valentine gift 60cm"

Tadness@tadness· Nov 27

Of course I'd wake up on Thanksgiving all horny-brained about an insatiable, happy-go-lucky leech monster cheerfully devouring people's love energy as he dances around like a goofball. I love this guy so much. Gosh... #NSFW #kaijin #teratophile #teratophilia #monsterfucker #energydrain

Tadness@tadness· Nov 20

Sometimes I hate being so horny-brained about some of the weirdest creatures imaginable because I want to do incredibly lewd acts to/with Goatnoid from Mobile Cop Jiban. I just know he probably gives amazing head. #NSFW #monsterfucker #teratophile #teratophilia

Goatnoid from Mobile Cop Jiban. He's a white-furred goat with black horns. His face is gray and furless with huge red eyes and a mouth more akin to a hole, a bit like the nose cavity on a skull. A long wispy white beard hangs from his chin.

Tadness@tadness· Nov 20

Bird!

Tadness@tadness· Nov 10

Peglin DESPERATELY needs the option to disable or change the stupid colored text, add a non-pixelated font and maybe scale the text-boxes not the fonts themselves, because what the fuck is this?! I know it was originally a PC game but did NO ONE test how it looked on a tiny phone screen? #A11Y

Screenshot of Peglin's UI showing an orb's description on a sheet of yellowed paper. Notably, certain special terms are colored yellow, making it illegible against the tan background. The already tiny text looks even tinier scaled down in the smaller window.

Result of a Contrast Checker website showing the background and foreground colors picked from the previous screenshot. The contrast ratio is 1.49:1. All contrast tests with both normal and large fonts fail.

Tadness@tadness· Nov 1

Don't worry, I fixed it.

Hastily edited YT thumbnail with Akaranger saying "Super Sentai will span for 5 more series!"

Tadness@tadness· Oct 31

*Zelda item-get jingle* Po-tion of sooooouuuup!