Yourson Smells

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Yourson Smells@tailboi· May 29

Flo Rida NOOOOOOOOOO

A poster of the performers at the "America 250 Great American State Fair" with all the artists crossed out except for Vanilla Ice (enthusiastically participating) and Flo Rida (unmarked)

Yourson Smells@tailboi· May 3

so the above shows six more drives per game, this here puts the magic second in the league in fouls per game ... so I think that part about "that's not true" was just making some shit up!

stat table showing magic being second in the league in fouls per game

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Feb 25

well it looks like only eight of these guys showed up, but a major up yours to all of them forever

the eight dipshit american hockey gold medalists who decided to show up to be props at a nazi rally

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Feb 1

When I talk about the need for real critics in culture and the total failure of audience based metrics as an evaluative tool for stuff ... this is a good example.

Rotten tomatoes page for Melania showing a 6% critic score and a 98% audience score

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Jan 23

Gotta get in on this! Would love to have this book and need only the barest excuse to throw more donations around.

A receipt proving I did a fifty dollar donation wow!

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Dec 17

This is the an incredible line that really is The Whole Deal. This dude is making bald assertions with no evidence but saying "I'm telling you reality" based BY HIS OWN ADMISSION on his opinion alone.

a screencap of John Catsimatidis saying "I'm telling you reality, all right? In my opinion."

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Sep 15

It is truly spectacular for him to say this while people who are getting fired for just quoting shit Charlie Kirk actually said. The death of consensus reality is getting real bad.

A Matt Walsh post that says "There is a big difference between the left canceling people and the right canceling people. The left cancels you for saying things that are true. To the extent that the right cancels you it is for saying things that are abhorrent and sick. A pretty important distinction."

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Aug 23

Imagine being this stupid, having such a bigoted and limited imagination of political possibility, lacking any awareness about alternative candidates or a meaningful perspective on political strategy and just announcing all those inadequacies to everyone.

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Jun 23

Had this on my wall in every room from elementary school till I went to college in case you thought I wasn't a real head since day 1

A poster of Sebulba (the GOAT podracer) and his beautiful machine.

Yourson Smells@tailboi· Jun 22

This is profoundly stupid a few reasons. Here's two. 1. Neither was a dove and neither disavowed the prospect of war with Iran. 2. Both could have won if they'd won winning campaigns. They didn't persuade voters that isn't the voters' fault they should have been better at politics