Jordan Schmidt
@tallguyschmidt
Aching, shaking, breaking, like humans do. Editor for Defunctland. Podcaster for That's Not Quite All Folks and Varicon Video. Video essayist for clicks. Autistic person for everyone else. [he/him]
the only thing I know about the film 'Class Action' (1991) is the existence of this still image, which leads me to believe that the film takes place in an alternate universe that decrees that all the women must sit in silence while all the men stand and yell.
Not the flashiest closer entrance in baseball but one of my favorites.
If anyone is wondering if Game Changer is still the best show on television, A.) you probably already know the answer, and B.), this should suffice
In case anyone was wondering whether or not Game Changer was still the best show on television:
One of those days where I found myself bogged down by stuff I should’ve accomplished by now, unfairly. Yet I did make this today, which is definitely something.
first wise man: "i'm bringing the kid gold" second wise man: "i'll get him some frankincense. what were you thinking, gen-xer texas liberal wise man?" gen-xer texas liberał wise man: "...how about some of that there..
santa claus, coming into the bedroom out of breath after a long day's work but still trying to be somewhat seductive: "and...what do YOU want for...Christmas, Mrs. Claus?" Mrs. Claus, internally:
I have not seen this on the list of unfortunate baseball player names, and it mostly tells me that the guys who found ‘Dick Pole’ and ‘Pete LaCock’ back in the day really need to start thinking outside the box
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
Remembering, apropos of nothing, this bit from Adam B. Vary's oral history of Clue. Stoppard worked on 102 Dalmatians, Star Wars Episode III and Sleepy Hollow, and CLUE is what scared him off!
jesus don't cry you can rely on me honey you can combine anything you want i'll be around you were right about the stars each one is a setting sun
I know I usually say that Game Changer is the best show on television but Make Some Noise is also the best show on television
literally every interaction any whose line fans have with the official whose line account is basically this, the whose line account being liam in this equation:
I don't know how to feel about this new casting for Good Omens #CelebrityTraitors
Me when I’ve been overstimulated at the social gathering for the last thirty minutes and would like to go into a different room:
Submitted for your approval, an old German heirloom tomato. Grows orange, very ripe. Very sweet. This one right here is a perfect specimen and will be adorning a future sandwich.
earlier this week, i, in my very awkward yet still sincere way, told a close relative of mine how proud i was of them, and despite my best intentions i am convinced that this is how it looked to them:
