That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀

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That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 19d

I have this pair I got through Etsy 💜

Silver colored Guillotine earrings lay flat on the open palm of my great big German man-hand.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

That's an unfounded accusation

NGL message: "I like how you never try too hard but somehow still end up being the most interesting person there"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

Didn't realize I was 😆

NGL message says, "why you playing hard to get"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

For once I'm speechless and I didn't know that was possible

NGL Anonymous message says, "every time we talk now it feels a little shorter, like we're both holding back what we actually wanna say"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

My love of learning! I can find almost any topic interesting, and so I always have a million things to think about. I'm rarely bored, even when I'm alone.

NGL question "What do you love about yourself?"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

Consider therapy.

NGL message says "you're my biggest crush this year ngl"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

I wouldn't even date someone like ME!

NGL asks "Would you date someone like me?"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

Your parents haven't met me. (Yet).

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 21d

Better, now that you're here 🙂

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 22d

I believe in coincidence

Microsoft teams chat. Person one types, "Kind of like the donuts... I was going to buy the last six Krispy Kreme and then at the last second this lady came up and bought the last six!" Person two, me, responds in all caps, "fate. destiny." An additional response from me underneath says in all caps, "coincidence!"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· 23d

Speak, coffee grounds. What does my future hold? 🫣

Picture taken looking down into a used coffee mug that has a tiny amount of coffee forming a circle, and some scattered coffee grounds.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· Jul 5

Just thinking about that time I reported this comment to Facebook, and nothing was done. He seems sweet.

A private message sent via Facebook says, "Hi" followed by an emoji of a man waving with a smile on his face. The message continues, "if I was you, I'd watch your mouth you fucking ugly cunt slut or it will get sliced out! Fucking dirty ugly slut

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· Jul 2

I'm going to tell my grandkids these are the Obamas.

The couple who climbed the Empire State Building and got engaged. The woman is in her twenties, looks lean and strong, and is wearing black pants, a black tank top, what looks to be a black collar, and a black knitted hat with cat ears and eye holes, the eye holes rolled up above her forehead. The man is also lean and strong, with very short dark hair that's been clipped close to his scalp. His facial hair is also clipped close. Both have green eyes and are shown slightly from above, looking up at the camera. It appears they're standing in an elevator.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· Jun 29

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image

A black crow is surrounded by grass and a couple of barely open dandelion flowers. The crow has two peanuts in their beak.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· Jun 12

🎵 I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again, oh noooooo🎶 🎂🌦🌧

Young julie andrews wearing a dress with a long sleeved blouse underneath, is sitting in a mountain meadow, surrounded by small children. It is a scene from the movie "The sound of music," and she's singing to the children.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· Jun 6

do you even shower right bro

An illustration from an older looking book. The illustration is in black ink on white paper, and depicts a man lying on his back with his legs raised over his head as if he's almost folded in half, and his legs are spread wide apart. He is lying on the floor of a shower, and the shower head is streaming water down onto his groin area.

The print below the image states to: shower lower abdomen and thighs, pelvic region for a long time. Turn over and shower all of back from neck to heels thoroughly, also sides, then raise legs and let shower strike over rectum, lower back, groins and inside the legs.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· Jun 1

I know it was 1987 because I was with my first husband, then boyfriend, and we had just discovered I was pregnant with my older daughter. We were living in a shabby old apartment and we had become friends with the landlords, a young couple named John and Ben. /continued...

Screenshot of a blurb I wrote in 2013 in recognition of pride. The contents of the blurb are too long to fit here, and so they can be found in the attached thread.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· Jun 1

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO *turns out it's a teeth whitening place. Still a shitty name imo 🙄

A photograph taken out of a car window on a rainy day depicts wet pavement and surrounding traffic, and a tall glass and concrete building with bold white lettering outside that reads in all caps, "ULTRAWHITE CLINIC"

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· May 24

Two tan, brown, and gray partridges are shown near a small flat paving brick, where they're eating bird seed that I leave out for them.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· May 24

Today for the 2nd time in 3 days a female mallard duck hung out in my yard for several hours. I live in a city. She ate mixed birdseed and had several naps in various locations around the yard. Tomorrow I'm going to put out a little kiddie pool and throw some peas in there for her. Ducks love peas 🥰

A beautiful female mallard duck stands in scruffy grass and dandelions.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· May 23

Today I'm pretty sore. That was the farthest I've walked in years! Normally I also have to focus on watching the ground, which takes a lot of concentration and therefore way more energy. On my walk yesterday my head was spinning around at the amazing sights in the wetland preserve I was walking! 😁

Photo of a mommy mallard duck and five babies swimming in a body of water. They're swimming away from the camera, and are surrounded by dried reeds poking up out of the water, and the surrounding trees reflected therein.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· May 23

UPDATE, Y'ALL! A week ago I started taking this 2x daily medication in the hopes of improving my ability to walk with neurological damage from multiple sclerosis. I was told it would take 3 weeks to know if it's working. I can report that after only a week, I've noticed huge improvement already!!!

Prescription bottle of fampyra, a potassium channel blocker.

That Dang Tanner, Trophy ex-Wife 🌀@tanner68· May 17

This shouldn't be so hard for me, but it's breaking my brain to settle on a consistent 2x daily time. A consistent time is super important; it greatly reduces risk of seizure. Taking it on an empty stomach is also super important, since it impacts the absorption of this time-released med.