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humanoid cryptid. sometimes writer. vinyl collector. hockey connoisseur. bucky barnes and mothman enthusiast. will fight glen powell. directed by shawn hatosy. tea drinker. dog mum. married to @bradis.online 💛 she/her

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tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 9

got my ass

Screenshot of an Instagram Reel with a topic suggestion pop-up displayed over the video. In the background, a gray-haired man in a navy blazer stands in a doorway holding a McDonald's burger with both hands. The Reel is from the account "clubhatosy" and shows a Follow button at the top. The pop-up asks, "What do you want to see more of? We'll add these topics to your algorithm," with suggested topics including "Shawn Hatosy," "Alyvia Alyn Lind," "McDonald's review," "Young actors," and "Acting," plus an "Add" option. A large blue "Skip" button appears at the bottom. The iPhone status bar at the top shows the time as 4:39 and the battery charging.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 7

montréal is awesome and all but i miss cassie 😭

A photo that Cassie’s Grams send us! Cassie, a tan amstaff, is sitting on a dark blue couch with a yellow pillow looking adorable.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 4

happy president daddy day to all who celebrate! 🦅🇺🇸🛸

Bill Pullman as President Whitmore in independence Day. He’s giving his iconic speech!

Bill Pullman as President Whitmore in independence Day. He’s in the Oval Office, wearing a suit, looking yummy

Bill Pullman as President Whitmore in independence Day. He’s in a fighter jet!

Bill Pullman as President Whitmore in independence Day. He’s looking thoughtful? Annoyed? Presidential!

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 3

coldest shower i can tolerate, set up next to the fan in the living room, dinner with mr. megan and cassie, possibly watching return of the living dead!

screenshots from return of the living dead. One is a shot of a medical supply warehouse. July 3, 1984, 5:30 pm eastern daylight time. The second is a group of various 80s teenage archetypes against a graffitied wall

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 3

running out of quality films in the shcu (shawn hatosy cinematic universe) 🟠🟢🔵 #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 2

i wanna die!

Forecast app saying that it’s 27°c, feels like 36°c

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 2

A dimly lit close-up of Shawn Hatosy from the movie, Nobel Son, with slicked-back hair, a thin mustache, and a short goatee, looking sideways with a subtle, knowing smirk as he speaks to someone off-camera. He wears a light blue hoodie over a white shirt. White subtitles at the bottom read, “-What? -Pat Benatar.” The background is dark with a single blurred light.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jul 1

A meme with the caption “WHAT THE FUCK” at the top and “IS A FAHRENHEIT” at the bottom in large white text. The background is a large Canadian flag. In the center, a stylized Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer salutes while wearing a campaign hat. Around the figure are several Canadian symbols and references: a moose on the left, a beaver on the right, two hockey players in Team Canada uniforms in the upper right, the Canadian Armed Forces emblem in the upper left, a portrait of King Charles III in the lower left, and the historical Red Ensign flag in the upper right.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 26

three movies for reasons and one for father’s day!! 🟠🟢🔵 #laatfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 24

co-worker: so, i used chatgpt - me:

sims dislike meme. icons of two people standing next to one another (holding hands??) with two red minus signs next to them

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 22

LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

Shawn Hatosy as Pope Cody in Animal Kingdom, with short, dark curly hair stands indoors near a doorway. He wears a black T-shirt under a dark plaid flannel shirt and gazes off to the side with a tense, contemplative expression

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 21

balaclava stays ON

A masked bank robber dressed in a dark hooded sweatshirt and black gloves points a handgun toward the camera while glancing over his shoulder.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 19

if you follow on me insta and saw my story from earlier i watched another movie since i posted that 😂 #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 19

omg these are cuuuuute kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

A novelty “Bluesky License” card styled like an ID badge. It features a photo of a smiling person wearing a denim jacket and gray hoodie, along with the handle “@tatbenatar.bsky.social.” The card includes playful social-media-themed details, star ratings for activity and engagement, a QR code, and Bluesky branding on a light blue patterned background.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 14

GEESE BABIES 🪿

A family of white domestic geese grazes on a grassy lakeshore on a bright sunny day. Three adult geese stand watch while several fluffy yellow goslings peck at the grass around them. Behind them, a calm pond stretches across the scene, with two large stone pillars rising from the water and a fountain spraying at the left edge. Trees, parkland, and a mix of houses and high-rise buildings frame the shoreline under a blue sky.

A family of white domestic geese grazes on a grassy lakeshore on a bright sunny day. Three adult geese stand watch while several fluffy yellow goslings peck at the grass around them. Behind them, a calm pond stretches across the scene, with two large stone pillars rising from the water and a fountain spraying at the left edge. Trees, parkland, and a mix of houses and high-rise buildings frame the shoreline under a blue sky.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 12

in my documentary era again 🟠🟢🔵 #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday

Screenshot of my letterboxd app showing a "Recent Activity" section with four titles displayed side by side. From left to right: The Murder of Rachel Nickell, featuring a faded photo of a smiling blonde woman holding a young child outdoors; Instadocs: Alex Murdaugh Unconvicted, showing a close-up of Alex Murdaugh in warm yellow lighting; In & Out, with a man in a black suit dancing while holding a bouquet of white flowers against a white background; and At the Gates, depicting several people seated around a dinner table in a dimly lit room. Star ratings and menu icons appear beneath some of the titles. The interface uses a dark blue and black theme.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 12

setting up my group chat on blueksy

four members of the sinister six from the spider-man animated series

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 10

i love this for me 😂 was he a psychopath? yes. would i just have laid back in the forest and let him - [gets unceremoniously yanked off stage]

Shawn Hatosy as Titus in ready or not 2. Motherfucker is wearing an ascot for fucks sake. Text reads “i told you it would be me who got you”

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 9

what she actually wanted was a sun spot

cassie, a tan amstaff, lies on a blue sectional couch in the sun. there’s a wooden tray to her side, and there’s a yellow pillow at the back of the couch.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 9

Shawn hatosy wearing a shirt and tie and a leather jacket like some sort of slut

Graphics quality:
Dad
Daddy
Daddiest

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 9

homer and marge simpson in chains. marge looks pissed. homer is saying "don't blame me. i voted for kodos."

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 9

the shawinigan handshake

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 7

barking

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 7

am i high or is the flowr’s laugh the funniest goddamn thing ever

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 6

These are results for how to get a divorce in Nova Scotia

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 4

mr. megan, guys, gals and nor-binary pals 🩳

Brad
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15:30
Thanks babe!
I want to get some more shorts on pay day. What’s the sluttiest inseam length?

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 4

YES. HE'S STAN

shawn hatosy as stan in the faculty. he has short, curly red hair and a freckled face, and is wearing a navy-blue polo shirt

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 4

letterboxd: you've watched 10 movies starring shawn hatosy this year and it's only june bitch are you okay me: what no that's impossible letterboxd:

Screenshot of a Letterboxd diary page in dark mode filtered to films featuring Shawn Hatosy. A banner at the top states that 10 non-documentary films starring Shawn Hatosy have been logged in 2026. The diary is organized by date watched, with columns for film title, release year, rating, likes, rewatches, reviews, and editing options.

Entries shown include:

In & Out (1997), watched June 4, 2026, rated 3½ stars and liked.
Outside Providence (1999), watched May 21, 2026, rated 3½ stars and liked.
Mountain Rest (2018), watched May 20, 2026, rated 3 stars and liked.
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026), watched May 10, 2026, rated 4 stars and liked.
Faith of My Fathers (2005), watched May 6, 2026, rated 1 star and liked.
Down to You (2000), watched April 22, 2026, rated 2½ stars and liked.
Tangled (2001), watched April 6, 2026, rated 2 stars and liked.
Dallas 362 (2003), watched April 1, 2026, rated 4 stars and liked.
Borstal Boy (2000), watched April 1, 2026, rated 3 stars and liked.
The Faculty (1998), watched March 27, 2026, rated 4 stars, marked with an orange heart, and logged as a rewatch.

Calendar-style date icons appear along the left side, and green star ratings are displayed beside each film.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 3

jesus jesUS JESUS

Close-up portrait of Shawn Hatosy, a man with wavy salt-and-pepper hair and light stubble, wearing a dark blazer over a light gray polo shirt. He is facing the camera directly with a relaxed, friendly smile. The lighting is soft and flattering, highlighting the green-brown tones of his eyes and the lines around them. The background is dark and blurred, with indistinct shapes suggesting an indoor event or venue.

Close-up portrait of Shawn Hatosy again at an indoor event, shown from a slight angle rather than facing the camera head-on. He wears the same dark blazer and light gray polo shirt. His expression is more contemplative, with a subtle, closed-mouth smile and eyes looking slightly off-camera. The softly blurred background features warm amber lights and dark tones, creating a polished, professional event atmosphere.

tat benatar@tatbenatar· Jun 2

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