Charli

@tato-potat

she/they mid-30s chronically ill tranny dyke mad in both senses of the word potatoes are life

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Charli@tato-potat· Apr 5

matthew mcconnaughey smoking a cigarette with a wild-eyed stare

Charli@tato-potat· Jan 3

screenshot of IG reel from mattpike1972.

it's matt pike from the band sleep scowling at you.

he is wearing a shirt in this particular picture, which is a bit unusual.

Charli@tato-potat· Dec 31

hey anyone got a phone number for the orcas?

screenshot of a tweet from username joepompliano with a map of St Barth showing a fuckton of pink icons to represent yachts.

tweet reads: "Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Bin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others"

Charli@tato-potat· Dec 28

Charli@tato-potat· Dec 28

it's giving dril

screenshot of a dril tweet that reads "and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad."

Charli@tato-potat· Nov 8

political sign in the signature Zohran Mamdani style: "TRANSSEXUALS FOR TRANSSEXUALS"

Charli@tato-potat· Nov 7

MFW apple tv stops working in the middle of #pluribus

Rhea Seehorn in Pluribus. a blonde woman with short hair is looking into the camera. she is very distressed.

Charli@tato-potat· Nov 4

meme with the grim reaper at a claw machine. he's just grabbed a guy. the caption says "aw sweet, dick cheney!"

Charli@tato-potat· Oct 30

edited screenshot of an Onion headline, cut to read "De Blasio: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor, Huh?"

Charli@tato-potat· Oct 29

album artwork for Pixies "Doolittle"

there's a monkey with a halo and some diagrams with a big number 5, 6, and 7

Charli@tato-potat· Sep 24

okay someone with money who is willing to take one for the team you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

screenshot from the linked article, text reads "Sliwa threatened to begin revealing the names of the New Yorkers making the offers if he received one more."

Charli@tato-potat· Aug 12

"jesse what the fuck are you talking about" meme

it's a five panel comic from Breaking Bad, Jesse and Walter are sitting across from one another at a diner. Jesse is talking and Walt keeps looking at him with increasing confusion and disbelief. Jesse is saying "X suspended Grok today. X, the everything app? They suspended Grok, the mechahitler anime sexting chatbot for saying Israel is committing genocide in Gaza"

Walt responds "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Charli@tato-potat· Jul 19

it's important that you understand exactly how little and cute Little Dog is

Little Dog is sitting in a partially unmade bed. he is very small, and very cute. Little Dog is a terrier mix with white and black fur and a few tan patches. Little Dog's ears are floppy.

Charli@tato-potat· Jul 18

this is fucking cartoon villain level dialogue, what the actual fuck

screenshot of WSP article:
It isn’t clear how the letter with Trump’s signature was prepared. Inside the outline of the naked woman was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in the third person.

“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began.

Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is.
Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.
Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.

Charli@tato-potat· Jul 8

statue of Ea-Nasir with added glowing laser eyes

Charli@tato-potat· Jul 6

finally got some Hades II time and holy fuck this Aspect of Anubis build was unhinged, the AoE / Hitch combo absolutely pops off

Charli@tato-potat· Jun 25

research inconclusive for this pairing but Ao3 has one (1) Eric Adams/Andrew Cuomo fic so like. there's that.

Ao3 screenshot for a fic by "jokeryaoi" called "Mayoral tension", tag list is unhinged and description is "Eric and Andrew go on a date and things get FREAKY????"

Charli@tato-potat· Jun 5

somehow both of them are the living embodiment of this dril post

dril tweet that reads "and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad."

Charli@tato-potat· Jun 5

the sleepy stubborn baby in question:

Charli@tato-potat· Apr 6

is this good

screenshot of CNN'S "Fear & Greed Index". the needle is deep in the red, reading "4", and the caption states "Extreme Fear is driving the US market"

Charli@tato-potat· Mar 19

this truck that just drove past in Manhattan is art

picture of a box truck with an ad on the side. in the style of an attorney ad, it reads "SHARTED?", followed by "shangry.net to get free lucky energy" and "have you been hurt by bad energy drinks?" also there's a guy holding a small dog, a nearby label says "Mr Lucky" and it's not super clear if Mr Lucky is the guy or the dog, which again, is very small

Charli@tato-potat· Mar 14

NYT and Chuck Schumer both continue to be the absolute worst

New York Times screenshot:

OPINION
GUEST ESSAY

Headline: Chuck Schumer: Trump and
Musk Would Love a
Shutdown. We Must Not Give
Them One.

Charli@tato-potat· Mar 11

wait hang on is it actually working goddammit how the fuck is it working

screenshot of tesla stock, line appears to be going up, showing 4.7% increase today

Charli@tato-potat· Mar 9

gif of Jason Mendoza from The Good Place throwing a molotov cocktail while shouting "Bortles!"

Charli@tato-potat· Mar 4

poorly drawn comic meme of a guy at an assembly line turning out red triangles but now there's one blue circle

guy is saying "i guess we doin cholera now"

Charli@tato-potat· Feb 25

okay who told Trump about Ea-nāṣir

screenshot of Politico headline: "Trump launches review that could lead to copper tariffs"
sub headline: "The White House suggested Tuesday there is a strong case for copper import protections because the metal is an essential component of military hardware"

Charli@tato-potat· Feb 11

ladies and gentlemen: Cuck Schumer

screenshot of a tweet from Politico. picture in the tweet is of Chuck Schumer. text of tweet reads "Schumer signals Democrats won't pick a shutdown fight"

Charli@tato-potat· Feb 7

so every time i introduce myself as a woman i'm oppressing christians, cool, got it, love that for me

The Biden Department of Education sought to repeal religious-liberty protections for faith-based organizations on college campuses. The Biden Equal Employment Opportunity Commission sought to force Christians to affirm radical transgender ideology against their faith. And the Biden Department of Health and Human Services sought to drive Christians who do not conform to certain beliefs on sexual orientation and gender identity out of the foster-care system. The Biden Administration declared March 31, 2024 - Easter Sunday - as "Transgender Day of Visibility."

Charli@tato-potat· Feb 2

okay size queen

screenshot of bulbapedia for voltorb, showing a size of 0.5m and weight of 10.4kg

Charli@tato-potat· Jan 31

can't articulate exactly why but the inclusion of a (presumably) cis lesbian who leaves early to go fuck her trans girlfriend as a counterpoint feels like a particularly low blow