Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· 16h

damn, that’s crazy

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· 2d

This seems like the better move for you? For this you’d want a pour over brewer (very cheap!), a gooseneck kettle, a grinder, and scale (can be very cheap!) If this feels like a good move, lmk and ill send recs.

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· 14d

That’s it? They’re not gonna explain?

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· 16d

👀

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· 24d

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· 26d

going back to physical media is… not cheap. I'm on a mission to cancel these subscriptions tho

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 11

Oh shit he’s at it again

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 11

Oh shit he’s at it again

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 10

Oh shit he’s at it again

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 9

I was one of the first bluesky users and look how big its gotten. I was one of the first figma users and look at how big its gotten. I was literally the first user of @squire.quest and @drydown.social… don't get left behind.

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 6

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 5

#F1 silverstone time

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 3

I can't handle the guilt, I'll delete tomorrow

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 3

🫡

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 3

Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t disco

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 2

I need to step up my @squire.guide app icon design game :|

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jul 2

We are constantly repeating this exact content, we just copy/paste currently. Count/heading/image/alt text, body text, button link.

Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jun 28

its time

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jun 25

Got it delivered and strongly recommend. My Apple Watch has been sitting unused for a few months, and this feels like buying an iPod in 2026. I have to figure out the right way to configure it to make the most out of it, since I’m not using it as a watch, but man, I love it.

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jun 25

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jun 25

also please make this your header

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Mark Zuckerberg’s congressional booster seat@taurean· Jun 25

I know blue bottle has had a private-equity shaped fall from grace but I still like buying these sometimes because they feel like public school breakfast