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Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this
I cannot describe how insanely happy Ripley is when we go to the beach without Rosalia Esperanza Beyoncé (she was at the beauty parlor being made pretty) because it’s just the two of us. Just bounces alongside me looking up with a bright-eyed, ears-up, mouth-open “look at us!” expression.
Jimothy. Cooper. Tilly. Greg. Someone you know may have Short Spine Syndrome. Please share and support research
Bluesky: Undefeated when it comes to someone with a festering grievance showing up to shit on a nice moment.
Just to break it up, here is Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé (left) and Ripley with their murder toy.
I don’t think we talk enough about how thoroughly degrading it must be for a grown-ass man to be pulled away from whatever he’s doing to stand silently behind this dumb motherfucker while he babbles away like a three year old toddler who has just seen his first trash truck.
God has a wicked sense of humor. He took Lindsey Graham just five days before the “Heartstopper Forever“ finale is released on Netflix, and now Lindsay will never know how Nick and Charlie deal with separation after Nick heads off to university, because Hell only has basic cable and Paramount +
I NEED YOU TO LAUNCH A 1000 LOCKED AND LOADED MISSILES AT IRAN IF THEY MURDER KILL ME. ALSO, THE AGAPANTHAS NEED WATERING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
“He hits every point on our checklist: charismatic, rugged looking white guy who can say ‘oligarchy,’ ‘genocide,’ and Medicare for all,’ with conviction. The ladies love him, but there are a few disturbing things in his past, but nothing we feel is a deal breaker” — Progressive pitch for Ted Bundy
I heard everyone thought Mitch McConnell was dead but instead he killed a night nurse, escaped from his hospital room, stole a car, and is now on a mission of vengeance
It goes without saying that getting $5 in a birthday card from my grandmother on my 6th birthday was a whole lot more pleasurable than what came in the mail today, 65 years later:
Ryan Grim has entered “I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos” territory.
“Someone call Barbara in HR. We have a ‘lady politics’ problem that just dropped that absolutely no one saw coming.”
Happy 4th. I will be spending my evening keeping this old guy sedated because local ruffians will be randomly lighting firecrackers until, like, two in the morning because “freedom“ or whatever. This year we’re graduating to Gabapentin… What a dumb holiday.
Don’t let the Fake News fool you. I’m at Donald Trump’s Great American State Fair and the line at the merch table for the Masturbating Uncle Sam act is insanely long and people are complaining they’re out XXXL hoodies already
Creepy rich kid sent to military school for torturing animals and hanging around middle school staring at 13-year-old girls. (left). Totally chill neighborhood kid who turned you on to Bob Marley and patiently taught you how to roll a joint (right). Okay, we got it, Donny. Thanks
Also, too, Ripley is NOT dead (nor is Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé) and one of his regular fans down at the beach gave him a big smooch on his noggin the other day.
If you haven't seen photos from Donald Trump's "Great American State Fair" on the Mall, it's basically this, but far more grim and sad and cheesy:
To be fair, Sam Alito is not a “closet bigot.” He’s a free range bigot…
The children who make up the DSA, and who think Cedar Rapids is just like Brooklyn, are going to make a mess of things again, aren't they?
“He begged me to take a picture with him. He wanted a picture with me so badly. I wouldn't have taken it, but I felt sorry for him.” — Jeffrey Epstein
pour one out for the death of the dumbest take of the year until Politico reports: “Can the Democrats Derail the Rahm Emanuel 2028 Presidential Juggernaut?”
According to the Scott Pelley interview with the NY Times, it appears that CBS News President Tom Cibrowski is taking his marching orders from editor in chief Bari Weiss. That will be his legacy: Bari’s bitch after 30 years in the business. How incredibly humiliating…