Spencer regularly gets recognized as one of the best writers on earth, and there’s a reason. Happy 50th duder. Young person, someday you will be broken, frail, and past your prime… but the memory of an incredible ass you saw in your 20s will come to mind and make you feel as spry as a grasshopper.

As a Prod with Omagh roots, I was always proud of the way Sam Neill used his trade to do the right thing. Like, Peaky Blinders became a show for your idiot cousin, but Sam used that role to illustrate the British collusion that cost thousands of lives in the 20s-70s, even if his dad was PART OF IT.

Update from a 4 : Elly De La Cruz is the best Uncle Tim’s team stinks We need ice cream

Play ball

Took everyone to beisbol. Waiting on tiny Neice

Took my dad to a comic show this morning and had a blast. He found some Plastic man books he had as a kid. I realize I have a limited number of these experiences left, trying to enjoy every moment of them as they happen

Got this at the local vintage toy shop and can’t wait to spend the next couple weeks restoring him. squee.

Good morning from Princess Donut

I thought that the Macross Island Space Camp tshirt was the most @edsbs.bsky.social tee that I’d ever seen… but no. I am currently scouring the interblag to get this for him

The bachelor pad is getting slightly out of control. (Need to put a balancer board or feet on this)

I never really collected the toys, but in college I would hone my shitposting by posting photos of random broken toys on MOTU forums with “hay guise is tihs a wundur bred Hemane? Mom ses I cna bye it” I got banned from at least four of them. Those guys were pretty reactionary.

It’s just as cool as I imagined it being when I was a kid

Bullshit, I hope to god Tyrese Haliburton injures Brunson with a folding chair and an illegal suplex at some stupid wrasslin event, so we can get a cheap title just like the Knicks did

Then there’s this Wat the Tyler looking-ass head

Si

Praying the Breastplate of St. Patrick over all of Mexico right now

Enjoying Robert Preston’s greatest role. Trust Centauri, m’boy

Happy Independence Day.

Got this for $50 and I am gonna have so much fun with it.

Sure am glad I ordered the new Killerantz record from @surber.bsky.social. You should all do the same.

The only correct answer

Heard that Ingerland was losing and raced to watch by any means necessary

Thinking of the extremely satisfying sound that would be produced by a hypothetical size 12 boot connecting with that nose

Happiest of birthdays to my Momma, who is finally getting her reward of wonderful granddaughters, including a gotdam döppelganger, after decades of raising feral sons.

If Culver’s is for the rich then this man is a gotdam Rockefeller. When they finally opened in Indianapolis 20-some years ago, we ate there everyday for 2 weeks. Brother complained and Pop just yelled “this place is your birthright”

Saw something tonight that still makes no logical sense to me.

Rock the hell out, America. Do so together.

Man your unauthorized portrait is a whole lot better than mine.

The fan who does the Lumumba statue stance at every game has been one of my favorite parts of the Copa

Summer Solstice means it’s time to break out the Album of the Summer (41 years running) with the alt cover