Beating off the heat and Sunday scaries bc two birds one stone or something like that

Hard focus for my fans #fcf I can’t wait to be out of this sauna aka my temporary flat next Friday 🫠

Ready to shake my 🐓 around London pride today

Always bring your hiking poles

Nothing like a fan straight to the taint to survive the heat wave. Adds aircon to things I already miss 🤣

WFH to ease back into the work week. Told myself I’d be less feral in 2026, but alas here I am. #monochromemonday

60 and sunny patio reads for a perfect Sunday before meal prep ☀️📖

Rainy recovery day before getting back into the work grind #softiesaturday

Was taking down Christmas decorations, but then oomf got me dickstracted and smiling this first #FCF of the year.

Oh, yes you did! Guess orders are orders

Yeah, I’m drinking Luanne

One of these Woody’s is not like the other. Spot the difference

2 hours in and I lost my shorts 🤷🏻‍♂️

8-hour drive today. Who is gonna’ be my passenger prince?

Baking accessories 👨🏻‍🍳🍾

I’ve officially given up for the year 😅 but only 3 more work days 🙌🏼

Sometimes I wear clothes. Sad to leave this afternoon and return to the cold

On vacation and almost forgot about #fcf

One more hump day 🦭

How’s it hangin’? #humpday

Boys were kissed

Hung by the mantle with care just in time to dick the halls. Spread cheer and cheeks. Ok, I’m done. #fcf

What if I drop the soap? #humpday

I did the same today

Sushi + wine + Bob’s Christmas episodes Just missing cuddles

Seated for a cozy #fcf to see if the hype lives up for season 5

Who else is stuffed from yesterday?