Hannah
@teaforpterosaur
The most scandalocious little fish in the sea
So like... this is not a flattering dress for £850. Inevitably cunts were gonna go "looking fat there hun" because cunts gonna cunt. But the "it is unfeminist to think this dress looks crap" narrative is even more tedious than that
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Imagine you get selected for the Commonwealth Games and the headline is "BROTHER OF DEAD GIRL GETS IN COMMONWEALTH GAMES"
Reading Yellowface and I'm amused cos I did this within weeks of moving into my first flat on my own. Priorities, babe
That's actually ok because I know I'm no Zendaya but I refuse to date men who are the spit of Wayne Couzens
Oh my fucking god you don't TELL THEM you internet stalked them you keep it a shameful secret you absolute freak
Every additional piece of information I see about this event makes my prayers for the asteroid more frequent
I have been going and sitting down on the little grassy square outside and having an ice cream on lunch hour for a few days but the outside is not safe for me today
Facebook memories suggests I took Brexit well, with a lot of sanguine grace
Ok so obviously it's horrific and I hope they throw the book at the guy but how hard is this going to go at "introduce yourself with a fun fact about you" for this kid when he's older
Did he not also say she only texted him about it when they started filming this doc tho
He's salty she got seats he wanted as she's a much bigger deal than him, and as a hot girl she cant be a *real* sports fan anyway (the female commentator also said "she's not a Knicks fan, get outta here gurl" which is also mental, even if she wasn't documented at Knicks games for over a decade.
We have reached peak Taylor Swift Derangement Syndrome, good job everyone
Misread this as "like feminine women who also look like animals" and I wasn't even surprised