Sometimes Known As Teddy

@teddyalt

I love cum and want to see yours. DMs open and welcome. 40something. he/him. Chicago. I love you, but I’m not subscribing to your OnlyFans. Banner art by Ego Rodriguez.

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Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· 2d

Most fucking definitely.

My hard dick rising through the slot of a pair of pajama pants.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· 12d

Fuck yes. I have the same pair.

Me from the waist down wearing a pair of football shorts

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· 19d

What, that nut? 😈💦💦💦

A jockstrap with a load of my cum shot in it.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· 19d

Have just the thing for it…

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· 20d

You tell me…

My hard cock opting through my jeans and starting to leak precum.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Jun 29

You know what? It’s been a minute. Here’s my own contribution. Made this for a buddy a while back.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Apr 3

Game on.

An illustration of an array of jars with labeled with different kinks. Some I’ve filled in to various levels indicating what I’m into.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Nov 29

I am utterly unsurprised to learn this about myself. relationship-compass.com

Results of a “non-monogamy compass” test showing four quadrants on two scales - one scale is from “limits others” to “doesn’t limit others” and the other is “interested in many” to “interested in one”. My results are a red dot deep into the lower left quadrant, indicated I am highly oriented toward being interested in many and highly aligned to not limiting others.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Nov 25

Woooof to all of this. Who wants to join me in recreating any of these?

A filled out Gay Sex BINGO card showing two BINGOs and almost all squares filled in.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Sep 9

I’m always game for filling these out.

A BINGO style grid with drawings of different kinks. I’ve shaded in the ones that I have. There’s one BINGO - the second line across reading rough, fur, bulge, romance, and balls. A few other lines almost make a BINGO.

A blank BINGO style grid with drawings of different kinks

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Aug 30

I mean, I may have a few things I’d like you to hear…

A close up picture of my unzipped jeans and my large bulge in red underwear sticking out. There is a sizeable wet spot at the tip of my bulge where my precum has been leaking through the underwear.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Aug 28

See some semen, post some semen.

My hard cock resting on a bathroom countertop with a voluminous load of cum that I just shot splattered all over.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Aug 12

What these babies?

A long rope of thick, creamy cum with some extra puddles around it on a black countertop. At the very bottom of the picture, you can see the tip of my penis

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Jun 30

What if?

My hard boner poking through my unzipped jeans, straining the fabric of my underwear.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Jun 25

Not bad. But looks like I could get a little more adventurous.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Jun 10

I kinda look like this. And I’d definitely like to have you.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· May 31

It’s been a minute. Here’s a contribution for #fcf

My erect cock sticking out from my unzipped jeans. The beginnings of a flow of precum is just starting to trickle down the head of my cock.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· May 10

Damn. Was I… hot…10 years ago? Youth is wasted on the young.

A picture of me, shirtless, sitting back in an easy chair. The picture is about 10 years old and I was in my early to mid-30s.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Apr 15

Welp. I’ve been read. generatorland.com/usergenerato...

A screen shot from a random generator website that will tell you your sexuality identity. My result is listed as “cursed service top.”

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Apr 11

HARD same.

My hard cock still inside my underwear pushing through the zipper of my jeans. There is a sizable fresh precum stain at the tip.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Apr 11

I mean, not for nothing but just sayin’… 😉

The tip of my dick in front of a pair of red underwear and the large load of cum I’ve just shot all over it.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Apr 1

@egorod.bsky.social has some amazing, lightly surreal and generally sexy and dreamy art that I love:

A collage of five art pieces- two men flying a rainbow kite, two men embracing in close up, a surreal image of two men at a small table outside while a plane takes off in the distance behind them, a shirtless bearded muscular man drawn from the chest up, a mid-century styled man sitting with his white button-down shit unbuttoned to his waist, short drab shorts and thigh-length brown socks.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Mar 28

Damn. Gorgeous. Let’s swap.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Mar 1

100%. Beg like that and you’d absolutely get it.

My hard dick from above coming out from my underwear.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Feb 21

#tbt pre-tattoo days

Me laying in bed naked from the waist up wearing glasses.

My face and upper torso taken before my chest tattoos were done.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Feb 18

Unabashedly this. It’s ridiculous, it doesn’t really match the cartoon, the entire thing is just a very odd little duck but it was such a big swing and I have so much nostalgia for it. I mean, look at those looks! Hollywood doesn’t do this kind of wild, weird movie anymore.

The theatrical poster for 1987’s Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langela as He-Man and Skelator respectively.

Dolph Lundgren as He-Man in costume wearing a leather harness, spaulders, and essentially a leather thong and nothing else. And anyone wonders why I became gay.

Dolph Lundgren as He-Man, Chelsea Field as Teela and Christina Pickles as The Sorceress. The costumes are both 80s-tastic and retro-futuristic. It is a VIBE.

Meg Forster as Evil Lynn again showcasing a banger of a costume and face and eye makeup that modern day drag queens would KILL to master.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Feb 2

Pretty thick and pretty white.

My cum shot into a blue jockstrap with my still hard dick hovering over it.

My cum, shot in a long creamy rope across a black countertop

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Jan 29

Great load man. Fucking nice.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Jan 15

Reskeet if you’re a bator and want other bators to add you.

My erect penis poking through my unzipped jeans.

Sometimes Known As Teddy@teddyalt· Jan 14

Similar here. My kinks are just mine. I don’t have any issue with a partner who has different ones. Just because it doesn’t do much for me doesn’t mean I’m not willing to make it happen for you.