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Ted

@tedinpa

World's most reasonable person New Jersey native, Pennsylvania resident Sports: UNC, Mets, Jets Phishhead Former High School Math Team All Star

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Ted@tedinpa· 28d

Norm MacDonald sitting behind the Weekend Update desk, saying, "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone in this story should die."

Ted@tedinpa· Jul 5

Really McDonald's

Drive thru order display from McDonald's reads:

Use Drive Thru Code
QQ88
Tell us your code at the speaker.

Ted@tedinpa· Jul 1

The Homer Simpson pennant meme. He's sitting on the couch in front of the TV, with an open can of Duff in his right hand, and a white pennant labeled "HEATSTROKE" in his left hand

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 25

Simpsons screencap from S10E12

A football coach wearing a brown fedora, brown suit, white shirt and blue tie looks angrily towards the stands.

Homer (offscreen) asks, "Me?"
Coach responds, "Yeah, you. Get your hand off my wife's leg"

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 24

Where else would you see a mini dachshund in a Wawa?

A mini dachshund walking towards the door at my local Wawa.

The dog is small and reddish-brown, facing away from the camera as long shadows are visible on the floor. There's a display of pistachios to the dog's right and a PA Lottery machine to the dog's left. No leash or owner in sight, although the dog has a collar.

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 21

2 panels of screenshots from the movie Top Secret! They depict the scene where Nick, in jail, introduces his attorney to The Anal Intruder after the attorney laments the fact that he cannot bring his wife to orgasm

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 17

Promo photo for Sledge Hammer!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090525/?ref_=ext_shr

Three people photographed in front of a blue background. It looks like they went to Sears portrait studios for the shot. From left to right, a Black man with a mustache smiles at the camera, you can't really see more than his head. In the center is the title character, a "deranged police detective who always looks for the most violent solution to any problem," per the IMDB description of the series. He wears black wayfarer sunglasses, a white dress shirt with thin blue stripes, a red patterned tie and a gray-blue plaid blazer. On the right is a woman with wavy hair who is wearing a black top, smiling, and looking at the guy in the middle.

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 16

Sickos cartoon from the Onion

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 13

Simpsons screen cap, S08 E14

Roger Meyers yells at kids in the focus group:

You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids -- 'cause you're stupid!

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 10

The Kyle Kulinski tweet where he says "That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch" in reaponse to Namcy Mace

Ted@tedinpa· Jun 1

Jim Downey meme.
Upper caption: Todd Starnes?
Lower caption: The piss drinker?

Ted@tedinpa· May 30

This is an old photo of Trump standing next to Alex Rodriguez, who was listed as 6'3", 230 pounds during his MLB career.

Donald Trump dwarfed by a much taller Alex Rodriguez, who was officially listed as 6'3" tall.

Ted@tedinpa· May 29

Same energy

Ted@tedinpa· May 29

Simpsons screencap from S01E05

Crazy military collectibles guy is hunched over a map. Offscreen, Abe says to Bart:

Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts. And this guy is completely out of his mind. We can't fail!

Ted@tedinpa· May 24

This was the tweet in question, moron

The shitty Miller Lite tweet

Ted@tedinpa· May 21

Simpsons still from S3E02, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington. Homer is commenting on his favorite section of the magazine "Reading Digest," remarking, "How to Increase Your Word Power. That things is really, really, really... good."

Ted@tedinpa· Apr 27

Screen cap from The Naked Gun. Drebin confronts Ludwig, saying:

THE GLOVES ARE OFF, I'M PLAYING HARDBALL, LUDWIG. IT'S 4TH AND 15, AND YOURE LOOKING AT A FULL COURT PRESS.

Ted@tedinpa· Apr 5

Simpsons screen cap. Apu is standing outside, in the rain, looking in the window at Homer, who is sitting inside watching TV.

[ Laughter, Applause ] [
Laughing ] IT'S TRUE!
IT'S TRUE! WE'RE SO LAME.

Ted@tedinpa· Mar 17

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Ted@tedinpa· Feb 25

I'm at Trader Joe's, you

Bread of some kind at Trader Joe's labeled "OLIVE FOUGASSE"

Ted@tedinpa· Feb 24

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Ted@tedinpa· Feb 14

Trump stands behind a microphone with his tongue out and his hands spread out in front of his head. He may or may not be pantomiming eating ass, no one knows for sure

Ted@tedinpa· Feb 6

Everyone to Jeffries:

Shaq meme
ت

I OWE YOU AN
APOLOGY. I WASN'T
REALLY FAMILIAR
WIH YOUR GAME

Ted@tedinpa· Feb 5

Screenshot of Kramer wearing a jacket and tie in an office, saying, "WELL, I HAVE TO SAY,
THIS SEEMS CAPRICIOUS
AND ARBITRARY."

Ted@tedinpa· Feb 3

A telephone directory opened to the White Pages

Ted@tedinpa· Jan 9

Ahem

Screenshot from the Jeopardy archive showing that I actually won a game

Ted@tedinpa· Dec 10

Here's our own limbo, Mikey

Here's our own himbo, Mikey

Mikey is a chunky gray tabby with white markings on his chest, chin and paws

Ted@tedinpa· Dec 10

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