Tess
@teetertottertesser
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If I wear this shirt to my next work convention, do you think my employers would get mad? If I hear one more seminar or sales pitch about how to incorporate AI into my work, I will snap.
New furniece just dropped! Meet Daisy! She's a bit of a handful, but an absolute sweetheart.
I got a new tattoo! It's based on a drawing of Pikachu my daughter did when she was little. I love it so so much!
Ok, could none of y'all warn me about that incubus scene in I Love Boosters before I decided to take my 16-year-old daughter to the movies with me?! Shame on y'all. This is definitely your fault and not mine. Shame.
I need to sing the praises of this new Netflix release. It's one of those films I wish I could share with a younger me because it's ideal for gateway horror with gorgeous animation and spooky vibes. Add it to your watchlist this week.
Babysitting my grand-niece, April, this week. I'm legitimately terrified of losing her or letting her die on my watch. My niece would literally kill me. She's 8 and scary.
Got all dressed up so my husband could take me to see Lucy Darling as an early birthday treat!
I need people to find me easily at graduation, so I decided to wear my brightest blazer. But it's blue. The school color. EVERYONE IS IN BLUE, THIS IS ENTIRELY INEFFECTIVE, TESS!!
Your last meme saved is your moral philosophy. It's not inaccurate, but still. Rude to call me out like this.
It's Mother's Day which is always a weird day in Stepmom Land. All I wanted today was to go FINALLY see Project Hail Mary with my family.
@hankgreen.bsky.social I like your Focus Friend app and use it a lot when I'm trying to watch movies, but you gotta find a new way to word this...