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Godless liberal. He/Him. Acolyte of Gritty. Nazi punks FUCK OFF!

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First Last@tekfiend· Jun 29

Goddamn do I hate AI slop. I'm researching body-worn cameras for my borough, and came across a site that purports to quickly go over pros and cons of the top 6 makers. Then I see the below picture right underneath the opening paragraph. So yeah. Fuck AI for making research harder than it should be.

Image purporting to show three body cameras. The first one is listed as Editor's Choice and is clearly an Axon Body 4 camera. The second item is listed as Best Runner Up, but instead of a camera, it is a Panasonic beard trimmer. The third image is listed as Best Budget and rather than showing a camera, it lists the case for a Motorola V700. Just the case. That's it. So to sum up, AI bullshit sucks.

First Last@tekfiend· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Poster for the 1985 TV series Street Hawk. Image of a man in a black motorcycle suit and helmet sitting astride a futuristic motorcycle. Smoke obscures most of the body of the bike, implying the back wheel is doing a burnout.

First Last@tekfiend· Jun 13

You know the foreman told these guys to be damn sure to use their tethers properly since the livestream is able to be viewed by OSHA compliance officers.

Scaffolding being erected at the Kennedy Center in preparation for removal of the Orange Asshole's name from the wall. All four workers are assiduously using their safety tethers while they move about.

First Last@tekfiend· Mar 6

The seminal documentary covering the rise and fall of the rap group NWH. Fear of a Black Hat.

Movie poster of the film Fear of a Black Hat

First Last@tekfiend· Feb 26

Go to Settings>AI Controls and turn on Block AI enhancements. 2/2

Image of Firefox settings page for AI controls. Block AI enhancements button has been turned on.

First Last@tekfiend· Jan 6

Warhamsters?

A hamster sitting in a red Warhammer 40k suit, sized to fit.

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 5

Photo of an “I voted” sticker. Delaware County, Pennsylvania is written around the rim.

First Last@tekfiend· Aug 9

Labrahund in question.

Black labrahund lying on a hardwood floor in a patch of sunlight to recharge.

First Last@tekfiend· May 8

New Pope!

Scotty, from the movie Eurotrip draped in a curtain and wearing the pope's hat stands on the balcony above St. Peter's Square waving uncertainly to the crowd. He is holding a staff in his right hand.

First Last@tekfiend· Apr 13

Image of a balding man in a blue polo staring impassively at the camera.

First Last@tekfiend· Jan 27

Not the strangest thing ever seen on the BSL.

Image of a train car interior on the Broad Street Line. It is packed with Eagles fans going to the NFC Championship game. In the center of the car, a man stands next to a grocery cart with an Eagles flag on the front of it, and a whole smoked pig inside. He is carving off a piece while the other passengers look on with amusement. The text on the image reads "Meanwhile on SEPTA".

First Last@tekfiend· Dec 27

3.96. Honestly better than I thought. I bow to the queen in all her majesty.

First Last@tekfiend· Dec 12

I have no idea who took this photo, but holy shit. The juxtaposition of the unhoused individual with the advertisement really shows what corporations want when they push AI. Fuck EVERYTHING about Artisan and their bullshit AI employees.

An advertisement on the side of a street. The ad copy reads "Artisans Won't Complain About Work-Life Balance - The Era of AI Employees is Here." Seated on the curb next to the sign is an unhoused individual in a green hoodie and blue jeans, slumped forlornly with a cup of gas station coffee next to him.

First Last@tekfiend· Dec 6

My Akita/lab mix and lab/hound mix insisted I buy a copy so your pups can continue eating. They're considerate like that.

A black and white Akita/Lab mix and a black Lab/hound mix lying on a floor staring at each other with a bone between them.

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 23

Since I promised @premeemohamed.com, here's a sample of the TWSBI Swipe. Ink is Ferris Wheel Press' Poison Envy. My handwriting is an abomination and the light isn't right to catch the sparkles in the ink but man this thing writes smoothly. Punches way above it's class at sub $30.

TWSBI Swipe fountain pen open on a white piece of paper. Written underneath it is:
TWSBI Swipe - Med
FWP - Poison Envy Ink
Now with crappy cursive

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 23

Post a ship that's neither Star Wars or Star Trek

Image of the sentient starship Moya from the television series Farscape. The ship has a rounded front and a tapered rear with curved segments stretching from the middle to a point at the rear.

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 21

Now I just need y'all to bring back the black ballcap with the embroidered EFF logo on it from like 10 or 12 years ago. Mine has seen better days. I love that hat but it seriously needs to be retired.

Front and back image of a black baseball cap with white embroidered letters on the front saying "EFF". Back of cap has www.eff.org in white embroidered lettering across the adjustment band.

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 20

Image of a balding man in a dark blue polo shirt staring directly at the camera, looking non-plussed. Caption reads "Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point."

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 20

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you:

Image of three soldiers in futuristic armor riding on weaponized chairs suspended from green cables. The text at the top says "Hanna-Barbera Sky Commanders".

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 12

User FGoose from reddit posted this absolutely beautiful shot of Philly from the Ben Franklin Bridge. Figured I'd share it here. I love this city.

Night shot of the Philadelphia skyline from the pedestrian walkway on the Ben Franklin Bridge. The walkway and bridge structure are in the right third of the photo, a train is visible on the track in the center and the skyline of Philly is visible in the left third of the photograph.

First Last@tekfiend· Nov 1

Handed out candy tonight in a pun costume. Meet the Businessmandalorian. Also, it was take your kid to work day.

Man standing in a doorway wearing a gray suit, maroon shirt, black gloves and a Mandalorian helmet. He is holding a Grogu doll in his left arm.

First Last@tekfiend· Oct 15

My wife paused the most recent episode of Last Week Tonight at the perfect moment. Here we have Saint John Oliver, Patron Saint of Pedantry, giving a benediction to the audience.

John Oliver, eyes closed and hand outstretched as if blessing the viewer.

First Last@tekfiend· Oct 1

Charlie and Mazzie want to wish everyone a happy National Black Dog Day.

A black and white Labrador/Akita mix sitting in front of a gray futon. On the futon and to the right, a black Labrador/hound mix is lying down. Both dogs are looking at the camera, hoping a treat will be provided soon. (They did get treats)

First Last@tekfiend· Sep 22

My wife owns that one. We call it th Emotional Support Seal, and our dogs love it.

Black lab/akita mix lying on a futon snuggling a stuffed leopard seal

First Last@tekfiend· Sep 17

Yes, I'm a latecomer to bsky, but I'm thrilled to be here!

My user celebration screen, showing my user number of 2,076,443

First Last@tekfiend· Sep 16

First Last@tekfiend· Sep 11

Was at a used bookstore yesterday and picked this up on a whim. If memory serves, there was a TV series based on it that aired exclusively on the Playstation back in the PS3 days. Looking forward to reading it (and maybe one day finding a copy of the TV show for giggles) @brianmbendis.bsky.social

Cover art of Powers Volume 1 by Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming

First Last@tekfiend· Sep 7

This is the face of a dog who cannot understand why I’m holding a phone instead of a treat (She got a treat after the picture). #dogsofbluesky

10 month old black lab puppy with purple collar sitting on an ottoman in front of a window, with a quizzical expression wondering why the photographer doesn’t have a treat in his hand.

First Last@tekfiend· Sep 1

@darthbluesky.bsky.social There was a murder last night. Gregory the Giraffe has squeaked his last squeak. We’re still looking for the culprit.

A black lab with a purple collar lying on a blue bedspread surrounded by the fluffy white innards of a destroyed squeaky giraffe. The lab is presumed innocent of all charges until proven guilty.

First Last@tekfiend· Aug 27

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Mazzie wants to know if we’re still doing dogs using pillows.