You don't need a "right to repair", We have an obligation repair. Fuck Apple. My mixer, fixed by a lovely, talented, retired, slightly surly old gosser who just won't stop fixing stuff. 😍

I shall not say another word.

Hold on...

Can we please take a moment to revel in how much of a dick this guy is. In a better world Indy would shoot him and no one would blink an eye. I bet he loves his gun, and tactical bicycle helmet.

Tour de France arrives in Barcelona

Doctor Who? The . Fuck .

The downfall of the European Union

That ain't no tortoise

Tabex: an amazing new drug that helps you stop smoking by making it feel like you chain-smoked 40 fags* through your arsehole. No lung pain, just straight to that toxic, poisoned headache, giddiness, nervousness, and nausea. Tops, loved it, stopped smoking immediately. * I speak British English

"Go on, let one rip", they said, thrice.

Bsky added the rounded corners, I promise

The Army is gonna have to change their camouflage pattern

It takes 2 to tango. But about 20pa to hit slut status. Just sayin

Trump really knows how to throw a party.

Back when fascism was unfashionable the Germans lost thev! war, ok, but time passes, the punishment has to stop. Ref: McDonald's restaurants in Hamburg

This if you saw trainspotting, the second one if you understood the words.

Coming up to 10 years: They might send him a gold bar like Tim Apple did.

If all you need is 3xCDJs + 2x technics, + 3 external USB channels, a digital connection in/out to your computer, mic, 2x headphones sockets, fx aux i/o impecable analog sound, & the best resonant filter on the market by fat: the Allen&Heath Xone 24c is a great way to save space in the booth.

How's your pres?

I feel like Lily does about the subject. No limit to PMs power is a worry, with Nigle Farage on the scene it's a crisis.

I love the way they swear in Spain. Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.

No LEDs for xmas, these warm the house up!

The Amazon Google and Microsoft clouds have become a ripoff pretty quick. This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself. Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads. And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime

Rat Queens: highly recommended if you like strong female characters with inter-species sex, drugs & violence. (yes, inter-species drugs is a thing)

For once, AI shows a little humility

You can guess what happened next. The duck billed platter-puss