Throwback to the time my nephew (now a teen) went to the Columbus Zoo and Jack Hannah, wearing a ridiculous fake mustache, was working at one of the snack stands selling popcorn. He signed his hat and said "Don't tell anyone you saw me."

I love that a heroic typographer made a bootleg version of Montserrat called Gontserrat just to fix its terrible G (pictured here). www.dafont.com/gontserrat.f...

Saw the 1931 pre-Code tabloid journalism movie FIVE STAR FINAL last night, with a fantastic Edward G. Robinson as the volatile editor and a slimy, pre-Frankenstein Boris Karloff as a skeezy reporter. Wm. Randolph Hearst tried to bury this movie for attacking him and it's easy to see why.

What's this I hear about ordainments, jagoff

I love the shrew just grooving to the beat.

This is amazing. I would absolutely go see that race.

So was all of this!

Does a 90s-era Cub Scout Wolf Handbook count?

These are some of the utterly unhinged cocktails at the Mexican place I went tonight. Don’t miss the Tipsy Tote or the IV drip.

Polaroid transfer prints done in the early 2000s.

The mid-80s versions of Minnie, Daisy, and Clarabelle are so cute!

of COURSE they covered it with a tarp.

I’ve had the chunked ham; is this really what the chili looks like? (I usually get scattered smothered covered & diced)

No, Google, it’s not jeesecake. (And there’s four e’s)

There’s a running joke between my dad & I. He thinks pickles are inherently funny so he gives me pickle flavored stuff as a gag gift every Christmas. What he doesn’t know is that I love pickle flavored stuff & genuinely enjoy his gag gifts.

BREAKING: Beef and the Beach Bums have both pulled out of Freedom 250, citing security concerns.

President Camacho approves!!

Client: "I don't like the colors you're using." Also my client: "This shade of pink is much too bright." The shade of pink:

Officially full of shongles shit.

And they had their own Roy Clark album!

I've just learned that back in 1978, there were three varieties of Pringles (or "Pringle's" as they were called then): Original, Rippled, and Country Style. But I can't find anything about what Country Style were -- just extra thick?

Apparently it is but their hair has taken over as the main character and Gabe's face looks like he got his wisdom teeth removed

I deeply miss my favorite haunt back in Cincinnati, Arnold's Bar & Grill. A 150+ yr old tavern, it's where the theater company I worked with had drinks, and it's where my old band played dozens of times on their tiny outdoor stage.

I'm really proud of the crazy, colorful paint job we did on the kitchen in the house a few years back. The muppet-mouth window already had the weird ornamental 'teeth', we just added googly eyes (which are actually clocks).

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I’m squinting really hard and I can just barely make out some letters…

I did not expect to wake up to news of a Tom Waits & Massive Attack collaboration.