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Jupiter ♃

@tempestarubida

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Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· 23d

Today's accomplishment: Plastic printed circuit boards automated!

Another production line in my minecraft world. It's small and pretty simple, consisting of a water barrel, a tangle of small machines, and a few chemical reactors.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· 25d

The fruits of my labor... delicious elements!

A screenshot of my minecraft inventory as I open a steel crate with six types of items in it, each a differently-colored pile of dust.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· 25d

I should've majored in chemical engineering... platinum ore processing line

A group of multiblock machines covered in a rat's nest of pipes. The ore processing line from my previous posts is visible in the background.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jul 13

Lindsay Graham jumping in front of a bullet for Mitch McConnell

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jul 12

Jax, a purple cartoon humanoid rabbit from The Amazing Digital Circus. He's wearing a maid dress and smirking, proclaiming "I'm wearing it ironically". His headmate, another copy of him wearing his normal coral-colored overalls, is glaring at him insecurely.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jul 9

Processing complete! Now to make a barrel factory, lol

Another angle of the same Minecraft world, showing the factory with several new machines visible.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jul 9

Trying to figure out how many barrels to make for the outputs

A periodic table in Minecraft made of copper blocks and item frames with an item of each element in its place on the table. Only about half of the table is filled in (so far).

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jul 8

Leaving off here for the night 😴

A screenshot of part of a skyblock modded Minecraft base. In the courtyard of a partially-built mansion is a mess of blocky machines connected by tangles of wires and pipes. Some scaffolding is laid out to mark places where more machines are going to go in the future.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jun 26

I think this means I win politics :3

My test results:

91% woke, 9% chud
42% techbro, 58% neo-luddite
34% hope-pilled, 66% doomer
67% davos, 33% dubai

My closest match:
Zohran Mamdani, mayor of New York City (2026-present)

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jun 22

Honestly I'm not too surprised at being Gangle and Jax because I bully myself constantly 🥲

A chart showing that I'm the most similar to Gangle and Jax, followed closely by Pomni, Kinger, and Zooble, but surprisingly different from Ragatha and Caine.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jun 5

Okay, I won't.

Pomni taking the shotgun from the body of Baron Theodore Mildenhall in episode 3 of The Amazing Digital Circus. She says "Please don't come alive" and he responds "Okay, I won't".

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· May 25

I think this is the meanest I've seen Carrot get so far (I'm halfway through the fifth elephant) and I'd say it pretty damn well qualifies as bastardry.

Have - have you got an appointment?' he said.
'I don't know,' said Carrot. 'Have we got an appointment?'
'I've got an iron ball with spikes on,' Nobby volunteered.
'That's a morningstar, Nobby.'
'Is it?'
'Yes,' said Carrot. 'An appointment is an engagement to see someone, while a morningstar is a large lump of metal used for viciously crushing skulls. It is important not to confuse the two, isn't it, Mr-?' He raised his eyebrows.
'Boffo, sir. But-'
'So if you could perhaps run along and tell Dr Whiteface we're here with an iron ball with spi- What am I saying? I mean, without an appointment to see him? Please? Thank you.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Apr 20

Ah yes, the TIME EATER

The Time Eater, a final boss from Slay the Spire. It's a large green humanoid slug with tentacles wearing a purple robe and holding a large pocketwatch.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Apr 10

Here's what I was parodying

A tweet by LincolnFDRDemocrat.bsky.social. "Like the State of Israel, Hebrew is a fictitious creation of the Zionists. Its roots extend, not to the ancient Holy Land in which all Jews, including Jesus, spoke Aramaic, but to 1890s Europe where the plot to colonize Palestine was hatched. Nothing about Israel is real except its brutality."

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Mar 17

An oddly photorealistic yet still cartoony model of Luigi from Mario Bros

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Mar 11

I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a poster not entitled to the sweat of his palms?

The underwater Art Deco city of Rapture from the game Bioshock.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Mar 9

i'm even more like her than i realized

Alex Chen from Life is Strange: True Colors sitting on a trunk in an orphanage. The ghost of her dead older brother Gabe stands beside the bunk beds in the background, watching her.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Feb 17

Well in that case, how about the rule of two?

A hologram of Darth Maul and Darth Sidious talking to the Neimoidians from the Star Wars prequels.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Feb 14

Screenshot of Steam. Cities Skylines: play time 2,147.9 hours, last played January 10th.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Feb 11

This is the first one I got and I'm confused. Is this a thermal expansion joke??

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Feb 8

Having "not being Alex Lifeisstrange" dysphoria tonight

Alex Chen, the protagonist of Life is Strange: True Colors. She's a 21-year-old woman with a cool asymmetrical hairstyle almost like a slightly longer pixie cut. She's wearing a denim jacket with patches on it, and big glasses with thin red frames.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Jan 14

We are here

A sample graph of the population of a species over time. The population increases exponentially until it overshoots the carrying capacity, where it suddenly sharply decreases to return to equilibrium. The part of the graph in the initial downturn is circled.

The graph is captioned, "As a population grows, each individual gets a smaller share of the resources in the area. After a while, there are fewer births and more deaths. Eventually, the number of births equals the number of deaths."

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Dec 19

Name a third entry game you think is better than the first two.

A promo image for Wasteland 3, showing a squad of post-apocalyptic militants posing menacingly and brandishing guns on a backdrop of snowy cliffs and evergreen forest.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Dec 19

This guy really reminds me of bike cuck for some reason lol. Or maybe feeding cats to coyotes guy.

An edit of the infamous bike cuck comic by Shenanigansen.

"My flag got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed out about it. But I think whoever stole it was probably more proud to tear it down than I had to spend to replace it. The total pride in the world increased. So, whatever."

An edited version of the Feeding Cats to Coyotes tweet by Mike Primavera.

"My neighbor told me bigots keep stealing his yard signs so I asked how many signs he has and he said he just goes to the store and gets a new sign afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding yard signs to bigots and then his daughter started crying.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Dec 11

Wow, it's exactly the same plot hole that Adventure Time has

"Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something"

- Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Nov 23

Waow,,, 😵‍💫 I think my favorite bits would be one of these that could go either way or be collapsed flat.

A collapsible silicone funnel. It's composed of several concentric rings connected by flexible membranes so the rings can be pulled out or squished in.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Nov 5

Apologize to him :(

The pixelated skeleton Papyrus from Undertale, named after the font he speaks in. This picture is a close-up of his head in which he is crying a cartoonish tear from his right eyeball.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Oct 21

The battle screen from the game Undertale. The text reads "Lesser Dog shows no sign of stopping." The image is of a dog standing upright in a suit of armor holding a sword and shield, and the dog's neck has extended so far that its head is barely visible off the top of the screen.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Oct 7

Blue redstone...

Nikolite dust from the old Minecraft mod RedPower 2. It looks like redstone dust but blue.

Jupiter ♃@tempestarubida· Sep 24

Calvin and Hobbes comic, 4 panels.

Panel 1: Calvin is in the middle of running.

Panel 2: He screeches to a halt as his mom says, from out of frame, "Calvin, stop running through the house!"

Panel 3: Calvin turns to the camera and says "The law is on the books, but it would take all their resources to enforce it."

Panel 4: Calvin resumes running as his mom screams his name in exasperation.