"you have wise eyes. Athena's eyes,"

ok ok I'll be more specific: the cyclops from the Odyssey (2026)

you wouldn't do my boy like that

it's totally legal at the intersection of one way streets.

we chilling, you hating

obligatory

This, on the other hand, looked totally intentional. His eyes are forward. He wasn't mid air after collision. No red card.

FIFA stole their trophy design from a movie poster.

it's both fine and correct for the rest of the world to scold us for cheering our team, and for us to cheer our team.

American Fair celebrants continue to arrive in DC

put a fork in them