Aaaand here we go.

“Answer the question, CLAIRE.”

This @jimgaffigan.bsky.social bit is especially funny if you know who I’m named after.

Somehow, @muellershewrote.com and I are both that friend?

Does there *need* to be sexy intrigue scent? In my armpits? What even is that?

Satisfying.

I poured @muellershewrote.com a glass of rosé and… am I high? Is this glass… slanted?

I am dying over this. 😂

That’s my friend! @muellershewrote.com is on our local NBC station tonight.

My life motto. Twenty years ago, our friend even cross stitched it for me. It’s served me well. @muellershewrote.com

White House at Bernie’s.

You, too, could shit like a wannabe king.

Our baby Cosmo sharing a moment with his tante @muellershewrote.com. Love. 🫶🏻

Classic bean soup.

Lookit my beautiful friend, @muellershewrote.com (and her objectively excellent branding 😂)

Watching middle aged women attempt to land Hot Dog & Chicken after 2 bottles of wine is my favorite thing. @muellershewrote.com @mandyreeder.bsky.social

Happy Easter. My mimosa is risen.

Alexa: “this is a reminder: take your wine out of the freezer!” Me: “Alexa, thank you.” Alexa: “The is the perfect amount of time to chill your white wine w/o slushing your vino or busting the glass! Enjoy that wine. Cheers!” First, thank you. Second, that’s too many words, robot woman.

I'm inheriting some wine from a family friend that passed away. One of them is a 2015 Caves Saint-Pierre Châteauneuf-du-Pape Le Fiacre du Pape. I'll be pouring one out for you, Paul, but it'll have to be into my glass. 🍷🕊️

Lookit my bestie @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social for @dailybeanspod.com! Cool to see it from this angle. What an amazing group of nominees. (Apologies for my 💩 camera stability. I’ve had wine.)

Watching the @glaad.bsky.social Media Awards on Hulu. It looks so much more ginormous on TV, even though it is quite a large space in person. We were over there somewhere. 😂

Hey, look at my dog, Cosmo. He is the most glorious demon on earth.

One of our oldest n’ dearest is in town this weekend. Today I took her to the @birchaquarium.bsky.social for the ACNH event. They may want to rethink their tide pool petting infographic.

Too true, @lizaboth.bsky.social

I'm the queen of the infinite "temporarily offline" page. This is the same URL today. 😆

Yup!

So that happened! We had so much fun last night. Thank you @muellershewrote.com & @mswmedia.com for making it happen. We are so proud to be part of such an amazing, Webby-award winning, GLAAD-nominated badass podcast. ❤️

Having the best night! Met so many people, incl the gorgeous ladies @mizzwelch.bsky.social & @pumpspumpspumps.bsky.social, and even got to chat with folks from Abbott Elementary! All have been so nice; I’m most proud of our @mswmedia.com girls, @muellershewrote.com & @dgcomedy.bsky.social. ❤️

Hello from the GLAAD Awards!

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