TerriblePie

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They/Them. Nonbinary. Pan. MUFC/MUWFC. Anarchist. Vote yes on your strike ballot. Protect each other, practise mutual aid, and do everything you can to fight fascism. 33, fuck I keep ageing what the fuck? Get me off this windy TERF island.

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TerriblePie@terriblepie· 24d

Nolan with every prediction, 2026, colourised:

TerriblePie@terriblepie· 26d

Also, in the comments, because everywhere we go we have to always be orange man badding. Imagine reading this excellent critique of the twisting of women in the film to fit the Hollywood need to create a perfect action hero and your first thought is “I hate that cheeto and I need someone to know.”

A quote from the Guardian comment section: “I can't make anything from the above excerpt. Who is a 'hero' in the current climax, surely not that Trump who is more akin to a kakodaimon (evil spirit) from Greek mythology. Among the current crop of politicians and influential movers and shakers, is there any 'solitary man' close to seeking redemption, recognition from women, and absolution for a civilization's fall? Our present-day heroes are unctuous billionaire tech bros, apocalyptic warmongers, and greedy politicians bent on filling their coffers as fast as they can before the whole thing blows over. For proper assistance we may have to turn to women, whose stories have unfortunately been drowned out in the primarily male-dominated myths and sagas bequeath to us from most of history and by most cultures.”

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Jul 6

Alert England to prepare for my arrival. (Vader’s head is replaced by a football. A stormtrooper has an England flag on his helmet)

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Jul 1

To: Gareth Southgate
From: everyone
Date: 01/07/2026

Reason for behavior:

The media convinced me that England's football couldn't get any flatter

I didn't sufficiently value winning actual games

I miss Harry Maguire

I don't know shit about football

I was jealous of your waistcoats

Mercury was in retrograde

I will hereby respect Gareth Southgate and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Jun 16

Weird timeline sync

A screenshot of a BlueSky timeline showing:

A post by Minovsky, screenshotting a YT video entitled “Bigfoot Screams(longest audio in the world).” The post reads: “(longest audio in the world).

Below that, a post by a different user, Spooky Sara, reads: “thanks for listening”.

TerriblePie@terriblepie· May 24

Ruben Amorim delivering his speech at the end of last season, saying "The good times are coming." An asterisk has been hastily scribbled in with the text "Under big Michael"

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Apr 6

It has been too long since cat post. Cat post.

Suki, a black and white tuxedo cat, relaxing in the sun on a shelf attached to a window. She is facing away, her back right leg extended like a gosh darn supermodel, tail curled around the platform.

Suki, a black and white tuxedo cat, relaxing in the sun on a shelf attached to a window. She has turned to face us, surprised at having been caught in such a dashing pose, but she is ready for her close up.

Suki, a black and white tuxedo cat, loafing on the arm of a brown leather sofa, looking into the middle distance with her orange eyes as if to question deep notions of reality and philosophy. Sasha, her floofy brown, orange and black tortoiseshell sister, is curled up closer to the camera, eyes closed, probably dreaming of moon exploration.

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Mar 18

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Mar 4

I'm being bitter, but yeah, what a trophy lads

A screenshot of the Premier League table showing Newcastle in 12th, one place behind rivals Sunderland

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Feb 27

I fixed it for them

A screenshot of a tweet by the Labour Party which originally suggested the race in Gorton and Denton was neck and neck between Labour and Reform, but now reads: "BREAKING: Labour. Every vote will count on Thursday. Back Labour and choose division." The bar chart is also edited to read "BREAKING: LABOUR" with the bars removed.

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Feb 14

uh ohhhh

cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.com 6h
@mel.bzky.team dni

yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team 6s
always has been

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Feb 7

Today is a good day. Two United games (at the same time, eurgh), Smackdown to catch up on (yes, I know, WWE are awful), and then date night to the theatre to see a Yoruba adaptation of Macbeth. Gonna be ADHD/tism exhausted by the end 😅

Crown of Blood, a Yoruba adaptation of Macbeth, adapted by Oladipo Agboluaje, directed by Mojisola Kareem

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Jan 22

We live in an age where this is the quality of your average headline and then wonder why people seem uninformed about everything (The job is as a technical observer and he observed an Arsenal match. That's literally it.)

"London Evening Standard: Ange Postecoglou given Arsenal Job months after Tottenham exit"

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Jan 18

(credit from the Red Devils Reddit but I've lost the post)

Lisandro Martinez and Harry Maguire as comically large muscle men next to Erling Haaland as a toddler with a big head because United are fucking massive and the never seen 115 are shite

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Jan 12

The shot: The chaser:

Xabi Alonso’s flexibility wasn’t enough to beat Barcelona, but it’s saved him at Real Madrid

Real Madrid part ways with Xabi Alonso, Alvaro Arbeloa appointed

TerriblePie@terriblepie· Dec 8

Congrats to The Scotsman for some of the most delightfully insane framing to an article I've seen in a while. "Hogs limelight" means scores the winning goal against Juventus, btw.