Tessa Brown

@tessa

you're in her DMs, I made her Germ DM 🔌 ceo and cofounder of @germnetwork.com 🌱 san franciscan today, chicagoan 4eva proponent of life on earth 🐝 lately writing at

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Tessa Brown@tessa· 19d

I had to dig in the archives for these. Beijing 2017

A man takes a picture of a painting of a guy taking a selfie while dying

A girl smiling next to a painting saying we’re all gonna die

A guy taking a picture of a painting of a guy holding a selfie stick with a gun on it

Tessa Brown@tessa· 24d

quote post with a female superhero you love

Tessa Brown@tessa· 26d

Trying to figure out why @samclemente.me graphics are fizzed out for me. Is this a moderation fail?

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jul 12

ANALYSIS YOU CAN USE: The demotion of the American consumer. Ok so I’m catching up on Jamie Dimon’s succession plans at JP Morgan Chase, as one does.

Newspaper showing headline: options trader is a surprise front runner to succeed Dimon

Since 2024, those two have run the commercial and investment bank, which houses the bank's dealmakers, stock-and-bond traders and corporate bankers, serving an array of companies. The board elevated them because it believed they had the best chance at unifying the executives and employees once Dimon moves aside, people familiar with the matter said.
That resulted in the departure of Marianne Lake, who had been running the consumer bank and for years was viewed as the most likely candidate to take over for Di-mon.
Rohrbaugh, 56 years old, has mostly

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jul 11

Not for me, but i did find this

Trump job approval rating by news platform
• Twitter/X: +9
O
Facebook: -7
Cable TV: -10
Podcasts/YouTube: -14
Local TV: -17
Instagram: -21
Broadcast TV: -28
TikTok: -28
Newspapers/news sites: -33
Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jul 10

Be jealous

Two insanely talented women in engineering slash engineering management (Tessa and Anna smiling from a cafe patio)

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jul 8

Yes, I find this very confusing. If they wrote in German, why am I reading it in English? If I responded in German, would everyone see it in German?

A screenshot of the Bluesky compose reply field with a notice reading: The post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author.
Would you like to reply in German?

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 30

the cover of Caps for Sale. Dude's in a tree with hella caps

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 23

Telegram wtf. Who built this thing, that twink from the Matrix?

“No messages here yet” with a cartoon of a busty blonde in a red tank top

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 17

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 15

Germ is life 🫛

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 12

Girl I know.

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 12

More QRs!!!!! I take personal responsibility for this and you’re welcome!!!!! ↗️

Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 11

Just poked in to see if there are new DM permissions for group chats. There are! I wonder if we'll want more granular permissions over time. I could see wanting to block specific people from adding me to a group chat. Curious what the community will notice and think up!

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Tessa Brown@tessa· Jun 1

Honest to god I keep thinking this icon in my browser tabs is a glitch

Tessa Brown@tessa· May 31

This is an exceptional review of Hu’s book: www.theguardian.com/money/2025/o... Highly recommend Leslie Chang’s Factory Girls, from about a decade ago.