Thag Simmons
@thag-simmons
I grew up in Mass, I live in Michigan. I sell beer and beer accessories. I try to be a good shit. he/him I guess, close enough. Red Sox, Pats, Lions, Bruins, Boston College, and Tottenham Hotspur.
Fill a shaker with ice and: -The juice of one lime -0.5oz Maraschino -1oz Trinidadian white rum -1.5oz Barbadian blended rum -2oz Jamaican pot still rum ~2oz Mixed orange, pineapple, mango juice. - 1 Underberg Shake the shit out of it, strain into a glass, sprinkle some nutmeg over the foam.
"Hegseth works out with The Troops" is my favorite comedy content online.
Type of shit you draw when you've been listening to a shitload of Fu Manchu.
I don't know why they bother making Motörhead shirts with the sleeves on. Did my spastic ass do a good job with the scissors?
This is so fucked up, look at what They did to Jim Carrey. I hope it wasn't because he was about to expose Them.
"Pearl Jam sucks haha mumbly voice man haha". You're wrong I don't give a fuck.
Apparently I don't know much about the players outside my own team, and I don't know much about the national team until the Olympics.
"Threatening war because he didn't get a peace prize is literally Orwellian!"