This is the perfect tee shirt for this team because just like cowboy killers the team too is also slowly killing me

My mini looking at me saying, open the damn gate can’t you see I’m wasting away to pony-nothingness (he’s obviously shed out since then but this pic just sums him up)

A young man breaks up with his girlfriend while his paperboy tries to collect payment.

Jury duty tomorrow… thinking this might be the perfect shirt to wear

Some days are filled with a lot of suck and demand a strong beer. Today is one of those days. #beer #craftbeer #bskybeer 2024 Pfriem Bourbon Barrel Hazelnut Porter does not suck. In fact, it makes my day suck less. Killer beer, from one of the best @pfriembeer.bsky.social

What it feels like when you drink 16 oz beers generally and you crack a 12 oz can

This does not suck. #bskybeer #craftbeer #beer

@bencollins.bsky.social love my new tote

Is bourbon allowed?

Sunset from the ferry of some other city from the last time I was there.

Poured an additional proper beverage for tonight’s game. It worked last night and this is the sort of sacrifice I’m willing to make for the #mariners #beer #craftbeer #bskybeer

Cracked a proper beverage for the Mariners game tonight… #mariners #craftbeer #bskybeer

What a night! Trey sounded amazing! #phish #trey

Happy with our seats! #phish #trey

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

Let’s go M’s!

He needs to start believing in dinosaurs

This is my last beer so they better win this… Dinosaur Fact #6: The only known example of the giant sauropod Seismosaurus appears to have choked to death on a stone it was trying to swallow to use as a gastrolith. The boys better not choke #mariners

Seriously Randy, my drunk ass knew that was only ball 3… Dinosaur Fact #5: The mass extinction of the dinosaurs and other animals that took place 65.5 million years ago is known as the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event, or the K-T event. #mariners #stillbelieve

Dinosaur Fact #4: Explorer Roy Chapman Andrews found the first dinosaur nest known to science in 1923 in the Gobi Desert of Mongolia. Before he found the nest, scientists were unsure how dinosaur babies were born. M’s looking strong tonight IMO, call me Tim Capello ‘cause #Istillbelieve #mariners

Dinosaur Fact #3: The largest dinosaur eggs were as large as basketballs. The bigger the egg, the thicker the shell. So if the eggs had been larger, dinosaur babies probably would not have been able to get out. #mariners #bustout #noslump

Pregame Intermezzo: Cannabis seeds were used as a food source in Asia as early as 6000 B.C. #sourdiesel #believe

Dinosaur Fact #2: Dinosaur skulls had large holes or “windows” that made their skulls lighter. Some of the largest skulls were as long as a car. #mariners #istillbelieve

Dinosaur Fact #1: A T-rex bite was estimated to be more than twice as powerful as a lion's bite. #mariners #ibelieve