that's awkward [oh no it's summer]

@thatsawkward

voracious sci-fi/fantasy reader • landscape enjoyer • forklift certified • occasional meme & photo edits • 🚫AI

1,024 Following339 Followers330 Posts

Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim it and thatsawkward.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· 6d

Panel from Bill Watterson's 'Calvin and Hobbes' - Calvin and Hobbes stand in front of a cardboard box laying open on its side. The box is labeled 'DUPLiCatoR' and in smaller letters below 'Good' and 'EviL', with an attached arrow pointing to 'Good'.

Calvin is saying to Hobbes, "I'VE GOT TO SAY, HOBBES, I'VE REALLY PERFECTED MY OLD DUPLICATOR THIS TIME!"

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· 6d

"-I hardly know her," etc etc

Close-up photo of an orange and white drive-thru sign (missing a key vowel) that reads:

ORDER HER

CLEARANCE 8'-6"

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· 7d

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social 5h

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

MAGAZINE I Tried the Trump Cabinet's Steak and Sauerkraut Diet. It Was (Mostly) Fantastic.

To O'Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 ("separate, hard pellets") to Type 7 ("watery, no solid pieces"). O'Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 ("smooth, soft, like a snake"), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. "When you start eating healthy, you don't need toilet paper," he claimed. "Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus." He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and "nearly orgasmic."

"I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room," he said, "and nobody would know."

- - - - -

Mythology Bot @mythologybot.boodo... 24m

A2411.1.2.1
Why weasel is white
with dark tip
to tail.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· 8d

who's that pokemon? it's Barryer! ｡| ︶ __ ︶ |｡

closer crop on the fabric/plastic barricade with two wind vents that look like eyes

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· 19d

Former Australian PM Tony Abbott about to take a bite out of the small golf ball -sized raw onion he's holding to his own mouth.

A bald and bespectacled man peeks from bottom right at the scene.

The background is entirely wooden crates filled with onions.

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Abbott_onion_video

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· 25d

smells like hot plastic dipped in wet campfire ash outside, too 😷

an edit of the "it fucken WIMDY" fox meme; a red fox facing left and squinting with its ears blown backward is almost completely obscured by a white-yellow haze. there is a tiny orange-pink-yellow dot of a sun to the upper left, also blurred by the same haze. the text "*koff koff*" is in small black comic font to the right of the fox, also blurred by the haze. the caption has been edited to read "it fucken SMOGEY".

everythingfoxes
*koff koff*
foxpost-generator
it fucken SMOGEY
104,801 notes

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· 27d

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jul 4

"Should we all be bigots now? What's the Church's position? I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' bigotry."

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 29

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 28

Cover to Corey Hart's 1983 hit single "Sunglasses at Night", with a head and shoulders photo of the artist wearing a partially unbuttoned white shirt and black sunglasses, closed hands lifted to either side of his chin.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 19

this is all I can hear (laudatory)

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 18

Continuing the tradition...

The Predator clasped hands/muscular arms meme of a Black man's arm in a white T-shirt and a white man's arm in a red T-shirt; the left arm is labeled UKRAINE 🇺🇦, the right arm labeled EXPLOSIONS THAT BLOW THE LID CLEAN OFF, and the clasped hands labeled RUSSIAN TANKS.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 17

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 15

Amazon: "Mount it in your living room like a hunting trophy."

an Amazon store page for a toilet seat bidet attachment, showing the "View in your room" option. the picture depicts a partial view of a white couch against an empty off-white painted wall, with the electric blue outline of the bidet attachment above the couch.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 9

"♪... here's a list of people who eat spiders, just like you and me~♪"

Adam Sandler performing a Chanukah song on SNL's Weekend Update, 1994, but with a speech bubble added to imply he's quoting a post.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 9

RZZZZZ!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Weasel

An F-4G with WW payload; near to far: AGM-88 HARM, AGM-65 Maverick, AN/ALQ-119 ECM pod, AGM-78 Standard ARM and AGM-45 Shrike, circa 1981.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 9

an edit of the @dril candles tweet:

Lt. Gen. George S. Hammond @sgc.usaf.mil
29 Sep

Personnel $4,500,000
Computing $206,000,000
Facilities $725,900,000
Stargate $5,498,000,000
Weaponry $145,600,000

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this.

my program is dying

Expand

Subcomm. on Emerging Threats & Capabilities @US_SASC_ETC-official
29 Sep

@sgc.usaf.mil spend less on Stargate

Expand

Lt. Gen. George S. Hammond @sgc.usaf.mil
29 Sep

@US_SASC_ETC-official no

Hide conversation

Reply
1 Retweet
Favorite
... More

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 5

Tools I never expected to read about in the same news as the ISS: 🪚 Tools I would be uncomfortable seeing used on the structure separating me from THE AIRLESS VOID: also 🪚

26 minutes ago 11:33 EDT

What led to the safe-haven alert?

As we mentioned earlier, NASA and Russia's Roscosmos, the station's two primary operators, have debated for months over the cause and potential fixes of small air leaks aboard Russia's Zvezda service module, a key structure of the ISS.

The air leaks escalated on Friday from a pound of air per day to two pounds, according to a senior NASA official who asked not to be named.

Russian cosmonauts Sergey Kud-Sverchkov and Sergei Mikayev were using a saw to break into an area where they believed they could access the crack leaking air, the NASA official said.

NASA officials disagreed with this method, the NASA official added, prompting mission control in Houston to order safe-haven procedures.

Partial screenshot of the STEAM store page for the game 'My Summer Car', edited to read 'My Summer Zvezda.'

A Russian Sokol spacesuit and saw 🪚 emoji have been added to the background image of assorted car parts and sausage packets.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Jun 5

playing avenged sevenfold mandolin covers... 🤘🔊

zoom in on Izaria playing the mandolin and y̶o̶w̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ singing

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· May 16

oh no

a chair leg snapping from too much excitement

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· May 14

The paint job looks great! and nice basing. But yeah, that banner... I'd be knocking it off every time I moved the wheel D: (also sorry, i'm cursed to focus on details for the wrong reasons (bad jokes))

the yelling cowboy in the sky meme, but it's the rat from the doomwheel

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· May 5

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· May 1

Caught a nice moonrise just now, coming out of work this evening. Best shot I could get without all the parked trailers and light industrial whatnot lol

the moon, one day away from full, rising over an overgrown field and trees in a pale pinkish sky, with a few clouds lit by sunset

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Apr 29

Clavicularleño

1️⃣☀️💀

Legendary Weirdo - Looksmaxxer

2/2

For a moment, it seemed like all of
Clavicularleño's frenzied "looksmaxxing"—hitting his face to shape his cheeks, smoking meth to lose weight, injecting steroids since he was 14—would come to nothing.

Instead, the 20-year-old whose antics have made him a media sensation survived to "mog" another day.

M 0002
LCC EN ~ HAT STEWPOT
™ & © 2026 Wizards of the Coats

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Apr 19

Book cover to "How to Avoid Huge Ships: Second Edition" by Captain John W. Trimmer.
The cover depicts the massive bow of a cargo ship at sea.

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Apr 15

edit of an Achewood comic with JD Vance walking into a room and announcing "hey guys! guess who just got... ex- communicated!" in three panels

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Apr 11

For a hot second I thought this was the Polytron and its soup-like homogenate 😅

vintage ad for a lab blender capable of "unique tissue disruption by mechanical shearing and cavitation"

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Mar 31

Moe from the Simpsons with a stereotypical dwarf beard and helmet throwing wax cakes out of his bar

that's awkward [oh no it's summer]@thatsawkward· Mar 30

Imagine activating the beam weapon in a tight spot only to get a "LENS DIRTY" notification on the HUD 😅