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Hydro@the-hydroxian· 11d

Eyeum stop, ey-eyeum, stop, Eyeum stop, ey-eyeum, stop, Eyeum stop, ey-eyeum, stop, Eyeum stop, ey-eyeum, stop, eyeum eyeum eyeum eyeum eyeum eyeum eyeum eyeum eyeum yeum yeum yeum yeum yeum yeum yeum eyeum stop, ya proceed (FEELIN' HOT)

Cream the Rabbit, wearing sunglasses, at the club, jamming out. She's referencing that one gif of the boy similarly dancing at the club in sunglasses. She's got fierce eyebrows going on, and everyone's having a good time also dancing around her.
Text above reads, indicating the music blasting:

"EYEUM STOP YA PROCEED CUZ DIS IS WHAT U NEED"
Text cropped below it reads,
"EYEUM STOP EY-EYEUM, STOP EYEUM STOP EY-EYEUM, STOP EYEUM STOP EY-EYEUM, STOP" but cropped off, as if looping (because in the club it is)

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 12d

Vanilla glares over her shoulder, hunched. She's judging you for something.

Vanilla ponders, her dress flowing with, what I presume, is the wind. She's got a hand lifted lightly up to her nose in thought. She's probably thinking about what to discuss at her book club meeting tonight.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 12d

Vanilla the Rabbit, but a vampire with red eyes and a black, billowing dress with a red undertone, reclines against a countertop, sitting on a stool, drinking from a to-go cup. She looks smug and aloof. Everything about her is grayscale except for the eyes and underside of her dress. Her facial features are more sharp and angular than canon-Vanilla, but her expression is fairly unserious and relaxed, if still a bit judging at something off-screen. Her dress, ears, and overall posture is intended to have a cool "flow" to it. I put a decent bit of effort to make sure the gesture looks right. Please appreciate it. please

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 18d

Vance likes Brooke but feels he needs to cut it out with the Explanations That Don't Help

Vance, a toy-dog-guy, stands in a hallway with a keytar buster-sword. He looks up at what appears to be a vaguely humanoid, hovering mess of what looks like bulbous blood vessels, splayed out, symmetrical, with a human-shaped head that is totally featureless, aside from a gaping, empty mouth.

"Brooke. What is that. What is that. The fuck is that" asks Vance to Brooke, an informant over the radio.

"That's a neurogaster, Vance. It's a mimic that takes inspiration from dendrogasters found in nature.
"Similar to how fossils are mainly made of stone, but take the shape of the lifeforms, and how dendrogasters take the shape of the starfish they inhabit,
"neurogasters take the shape of human nervous systems after finding dead (or near-dead) bodies and inhabiting them, growing throughout like a fungus of sorts.
"After the dead body fully disintegrates, all that's left is the mimic body of the neurogaster, which unravels into the shape you see here.
"You can think of it as the larval stage of a ghost. Some grow into full people. Some just... wander, and eat.
"You're just a human nervous system bound to a mimic body, right? I guess you two are cousins! Haha!"

Vance stammers, unsteady,
"Brooke that's not funny. That's not fucking funny. I'm not. I'm not that. i'm not a. I'm human. I'm human, Brooke."

Brooke then replies, politely,
"Oh. I'm sorry."

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 18d

Crammed as much as possible in the carousel but have this extra thing

Vance the dog-guy floats in a white void, pulling back his Keytar Blade. Text and diagrams indicate:
"PARRY incoming notes with SPACEBAR" with incoming diamonds towards Vance and a stylus pen behind him. There's a checkmark next to PARRY.
"MOVE with MOUSE/PEN" with double-sided arrows for up and down and left and right next to the words.
"TASTEFUL ASS POSE with M1 + SPACEBAR" with a Vance doing exactly this, looking over, smiling, and giving a peace-sign to the camera. His butt's out.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 19d

for an ask-response about how I draw poses. idk just make sure you know where everything is going with a simple stick-figure first. Take it away, Snorp!

Instructional diagram of gesture sketches and "Snorp", the YCH. Snorp is a vaguely furry humanoid critter with big ears and a snorp (snout).
Text above reads: "IT'S DA LINE OF ACTION, BABY"
Three stick figures are drawn in the top right, leaping, hopping, and sliding, with lines of action in the form of arrows beside them to indicate the gesture-arch of their posing.
The sliding one in particular has a massive line of action labeled "MOMENTUM", a line shared with the fuller, larger drawing of Snorp the YCH on the right side of the diagram in the same pose.
Snorp has the letters YCH written on her chest, sliding along with one leg out and the other bent behind her to keep her balance. A large arrow of "INTERTIA" is also drawn in the opposite direction, with smaller ones showing how other parts of Snorp's body are moving in resistance to the MOMENTUM of her movement. These include,
ARM
EAR
TAIL
PAW
and SNORP.
For clarity's sake, text at the bottom reads,
"Snorp's snout is referred to as her snorp."
There's also a single momentum-arrow for the paw of her heel that's sticking out, leading the slide.
Snorp has a goofy, open-mouthed grin on her face. She's got beady eyes.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 20d

my Rose, twirling with a serene expression on her face. Her dress is ruffled, billowing as she spins, a ribbon at her waist fluttering. She's poised like a ballerina, arms lifted and bent, trailing along with her movement. She looks at peace.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 27d

Thank you! THAT one was a recent recreation/revamp of an old gif I made. The client wanted her firing stuff through her chest without knowing, coincidentally, I made this gif over a decade ago. //Flashing warning

Hydro@the-hydroxian· 29d

he says it with so much contempt

The Medic from TF2 gawks in horror at Heavy (from TF2), who is leering at him over his shoulder with contempt. Heavy's eyes are obscured in shadow.

"you mean nothing to me now." declares Heavy, "nothing" emboldened and underlined for emphasis.

Medic's face contorts with despair, as evidenced by a gmod face slider menu being seen at the bottom, with a phoneme preset set to "despair", maxed out to 10 (the natural range is supposed to be -1 to 0 to 1). The model for Medic's upper and lower jaws are clipping though his actual face, highlighting his anguish.
He's screaming,
"*Medic_painsevere04.wav*"

Hydro@the-hydroxian· Jun 29

anthro Marie, with one arm shopped off with anatomically inaccurate bone sticking out. She's screaming,
"AAA AAA
"AAA AAA"
but at least three of the A's are amongus crewmates. One of them has been killed, with the bone sticking out, similar to Marie's shoulder.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· Jun 29

Marie doesn't know what she's supposed to be at this point

A furry oc, an anthropomorphic cat, by the name of "Marie". She's wearing a shirt, shorts, and sandals, while also depicted with a feral form of herself. Both have the same face, and lifting a hand/paw though the anthro form has simple, short-cut hair.

Text reads:
"Meet Marie !
-LIKES FISH
-HATES RAIN
-LOVES HER FRIENDS
(feral form optional, draw whichever you like!)"

A speech bubble next to the feral form says,
"WHAT THE FFFUCK DID YOU DO TO ME"

A furry oc, a feral cat, by the name of "Marie". She's wearing a shirt, shorts, and sandals, while also depicted with a more humanoid, anthropomorphic form of herself. Both have the same face, and lifting a hand/paw though the anthro form has simple, short-cut hair.

Text reads:
"Meet Marie !
-LIKES FISH
-HATES RAIN
-LOVES HER FRIENDS
(anthro form optional, draw whichever you like!)"

A speech bubble next to the anthro form says,
"WHAT THE FFFUCK DID YOU DO TO ME"

Hydro@the-hydroxian· Jun 14

Zero the Jackal, which is just Infinite the Jackal without the phantom ruby who works part-time at Gay Subway on the weekends, prances about like some kind of flaming animal on the beach.

"Buddyyyyy let's make sand castlesss!!" he squeals, knees bent mid-prance, fists clutched and raised while he smiles and shouts in unabashed whimsical joy.

"Zero I love you but we're here for a bounty and you are making yourself incredibly conspicuous." replies "Buddy" from off-screen. Buddy, for context, is an AU version of Gadget the Wolf from Sonic Forces.

I'm not describing Zero enough, though.
Zero's got one of those impossible boobs-and-butt poses people normally give comic book women. He's also got bathing shorts on. They barely cover anything, and exist mostly to show the shape of his ass. This is possibly the gayest drawing I've ever done of him. His eyes are shut, with pretty eyelashes on display. His dreads flow elegantly behind him. His black shorts have hearts outlined in red.
I love him a lot.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· Jun 8

badnik perspective (2022)

Roger Roller, a roller badnik with pants, and Splats, a bipedal bunny badnik, stare blankly at someone off-screen. Text reads:
"POV: you used their best friends for a homing-attack chain"

In the next panel, it's revealed that Sonic the Hedgehog is looking back at them, half-obscured in shadow. He has a blank expression in his eyes, with no mouth visible.
Text reads:
"POV: you are the last survivors of a slasher film"

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 26

sweet, tender guy. brutal, violent, but sweet You can tell I love a character when I pose them like this

Baxter stands in full, eyes closed, snapping his fingers. His pose is kind of dainty and fruity. He's sleeveless here, showing off his chiseled, mechanical arms. I love him dearly

Baxter poses with his arms raised, almost clutching his upper torso while baring his claws. He's glaring at the viewer, somewhat unseriously. He looks a bit bulky here.

Baxter walks, gesturing vaguely with his left hand while sticking his tongue out cheekily at something off-screen. I only colored his eyes and tongue red here, for some reason.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 26

Baxter is a Risk Assessor. He assess things. A real asset

Baxter (a robot imp guy in suspenders, black leather pants, gloves, boots, and heels, and a dress shirt) sits on a chair, resting his claws on the edge of a table.

Baxter's got shiny, slicked back black hair, red eyes, and a pointed tail. His shirt's unbuttoned, revealing his bare, red-hued chest in striking contrast with his dark gray, metallic skin. As an imp he's fairly stout, like if you told someone to cram a husband into a suitcase-sized package. He kinda looks like the result of doing whatever the internet did to kobolds, but to fantasy dwarves.

He's got a glass of slightly rainbow-hued oil beside him. He's looking up at the viewer with a wink. He muses,

"Not a fan of the stereotype of us bots drinking oil like it's water.
"We drink gas like it's water. Oil is for special occasions.
"Next one's on me. Tell me about yourself.
"You look stunnin', by the way."

Baxter, mid-climb on a barstool, smiling deviously at something off-screen. He's showing his back. And butt. It's round and well defined. He knows it.

The soles of his boots look like hearts! They're colored red.

Baxter sits, looking up over his shoulder. His cheekbones are more defined here. I'm not very consistent about that. He looks very calm here.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 20

Victor, a toy bird who looks like if they went in the complete opposite direction for Falco's redesign in the new Star Fox remake, stands on a shelf. He's got black pants, a cut tank top, black biker gloves, and a black choker on. It's all made of plastic because he's an action figure.
A human is looking up at him, with a disgruntled look on his face. Vance, the human, remarks,
"If I take your ass to White Castle, will you stop perching in high places and staring at walls and spitting flirtatious, pre-recorded lines. It's freaking me out"
"*kzzt* Yeah Baby, Time to Party!" chirps Victor from his toy speaker.
We cut to Victor sitting on a table, heaving chomped into a White Castle Slider, munching with joy on his face. There's a cup of soda that's almost as small as he is.
"better?" asks Vance from off-screen.
"jyeaj, I was just having an episode hee hee"
"good because i hate white castle this shit's overpriced filth and so are you" Vance snarls.
"i love you too!!" chimes Victor, seeing through his lies. The maker of this comic is indifferent to White Castle.

Vance, a retail worker, slumps over at the front desk, massaging his temple with one hand and propping himself up with his other arm. Victor, a sentient action figure bird-man, sits beside him. Vance looks drained and exasperated, while Victor stares with concern.

"Hey. I saw that shit with that customer earlier. You wanna talk about it?" asks Victor.

"I'm not sure." mutters Vance.

"Is it gonna eat you out?" Victor asks.

Vance pauses. lifts his hand away from his head now, and bears an expression that I'm having trouble describing precisely. Mild surprise? An "oh, of course" expression? His eyebrows are raised, and he seems to be smiling slightly.

Victor smiles at him.

"
"Yeah." Vance says, closing his eyes and smiling.

"It's eating you up inside, huh?" Victor adds, face neutral.

"I don't think that's what you said, Victor," Vance retorts with a dead-eyed smile, lifting a finger as a gesture without looking at Victor.
Victor smiles again.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 19

Rancid Rat, a plush rat with button-eyes and zipper mouth, gestures and explains,
"Half-convinced Colette Tatou from Ratatouille was another rat that got a wish granted to turn human. at the cost of amnesia"
"Yeah?" asks a voice offscreen. Rancid continues,
"Like she doesn't remember being a rat"
Next to Rancid Rat is a diagram of a rat-version of Colette Tatou from Ratatouille, with an arrow pointing to her actual human self.
There's a full shot of the couch Rancid Rat and its buddy, a bird named Victor, is sitting on. They're both little guys, sharing a large bowl of popcorn. There's pillows and a remote on the couch, a rug underneath, and a lamp on a small table to the right. Everything is drawn with a slight fish-eye lens perspective, making the couch and floor appear bent.
Victor is holding a piece of popcorn, and is looking up at nothing while musing,
"A buddy of mine went human. She still remembers me, kind of"
Rancid muses, "Wonder if Remy would be jealous if he knew"
Victor continues, "You'd think a rat would be into cheese but my pal ate a LOT of peanut butter. still does"
Rancid adds, quietly,
"peanut butter is da bomb"
The maker of this comic does not like peanut butter. Rancid and Victor are both wearing heeled boots. Rancid's got its little toesies poking out.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 19

Zero and Buddy have a Thing kind of Thing (2023)

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 18

TAKE IT AWAY, JIM!

A gameshow host with an abstract face, known simply as THE HOST, brings a camera to what seems to be strongly implied to be her mouth. There are four contestants in the background, most anthropomorphic robot-toy-people: A pegasus, a bird-man, a dog-man, and a more indistinct person further away. Their contestant booths spell out "F-U -N-!" but the sides of the last two booths also spell out "C" and "K". THE HOST is wearing what appears to be a suit, button-up shirt, and a small crown attached to her head.

"Everybody ready?! ARRIGHT!
"Take it away, Jim!" she shouts, turning her gaze away from her contestants towards a gaunt, desiccated entity with small beady eyes known as "Jim"
Jim begins sucking what appears to be the soul out of THE HOST, who physically recoils but appears to allow it to happen voluntarily.
"Thanks" she says.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 17

Birdo on Demand (Bdod)

Birdetta "Birdo" Birdo the Birdo (a Birdo) stands while reacting in shock at something off-screen, her snout trumpet-like and bent into a more round O shape than usual. She's got a cute bow on as usual with two distinct ribbons trailing off it, a choker with a round gem on it, and big, heeled boots with three claw tips on each.
"BWoD" she shouts, in that funny voice of hers. Text indicates, however, that she's saying,
"(bandwidth on demand)"

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 15

Ma there's a weird[typeless] cat outside

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 14

dangerous machine can break your arms but she won't, usually

Kaita, an anthropomorphic sky-blue robot wolf (with boobs), stands in a subway train. She's standing tall, albeit slightly slouched over. She looks kind of intimidating, but she's got a dumb little grin as well. Kaita is built fairly wide and top-heavy, and that's what I love about her besides her annoying, sweet personality.
"ghehe" she says. There's other people and robots and chimera-critters on the subway, but they aren't really paying attention to her.

Kaita raises her fists up in determination, and although her face is a bit dopey, she looks (hesitantly) ready for anything.
"y-yeah!!
"I can do it!" she affirms. She'll manage but it won't be nearly as easy as she's making it out to be.
She's wearing a blue tube-skirt here, same color as her jacket. that was actually her main outfit for a long time until I decided to give her black pants. I still kinda prefer the black pants but I do like how to makes her pose with her legs together and stuff. She has a red belt on instead of a black one, with the same yellow heart in the middle. It's so that it contrasts better, or something.

Kaita, an anthropomorphic sky-blue robot wolf (with boobs) crouches over, making some kind of gesture with two open fingers on an otherwise closed fist.
"Yuhuh." she says, looking over at the viewer with what I can only describe as a "somewhat friendly glare". She's smiling, showing off her pretty black lips and sharp teeth.

Kaita is wearing a blue jacket cropped off the waist with a red inside. She also has a black bra on with a red bow on it, black pants, and tall black heels. The wolf-machine has black ears, a secondary white fur tone, and flowing white hair. Her eyes are colored yellow with black pupils. She's got big white hands and claws. She's got decently large boobs, and a mechanical torso colored black that matches her bra, making the whole set look more like a corset. Her hair is also done up in a ponytail in the back, flowing long behind her. She has this vibe to her that she'd be fun at parties, but also a handful in some social situations.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 7

Metal Sonic doesn't slide enough. he needs to slide more. it's sick as hell when he does it

Metal Sonic, floating with a hand on his hip and gesturing with a bent wrist with his other (I see you). He's shown twice, sliding with after-images both to the left and right. In accordance with the Cha Cha Slide, text reads above him,
"Sliiiide to (your) left *beat*"
"Sliiiide to (your) right *beat*"

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 4

evil

Victor, wearing his jacket but also decked out in more spikes and belts than usual. His eyes are colored fully black, with a barely visible crimson iris in cyan.
He's also doodled on the right, kicking his legs while playing on a controller, saying,
"gaming gaming gaming
"it is what i like to do
"if you loving gaming
"then become my gaming crew"
with a little smiley bearing a sunny expression. Victor looks happy here, in contrast with the full-body colored sketch of him on the left.
This dialogue was taken from the CTRL ALT DEL parody comic tumblr "cad comic". I am not smart enough to write a song this beautiful

Recent sketches of Victor, particularly with thick as hell thighs and butt. In the top right he's standing like Roger from American Dad, arms bent at the elbows, with a devious, smug expression. Also wearing earrings, despite not having ears. In the bottom left, he's reclining, sticking one of his legs out while gesturing himself, smugly grinning an open smile with his gross plastic teeth.
In the top left, he's grinning in a more flattering, cute way, eyes wide and cartoonish.
"Oh! Thanks!" he says, in a display of genuine, innocent gratitude.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 4

old Victor stuff I never got around to doing more with

Victor straddles Vance (not like that(or is it)), greeting him with a,
"Hey, dude."
Vance retorts,
"Hey Shithead. When I want to be your couch I'll fucking ask"
Victor looms over Vance, and declares,
"I want Burger King."
Vance grunts in disgust,
"Victor, that's fucking disgusting."
"I want those looong chicken sandwiches, too." Victor adds.
"Everything there tastes like Ass, Victor" Vance decalres.
Victor ponders further, looking up at nothing, raising a finger in thought,
"The barbeque sauce is reaaally good though." he muses.
"I don't care how hot you are." Vance affirms,
"You are not tricking me into eating fucking Burger King"

Victor sits on Vance's back, while Vance is slouched forward holding what I can barely make out is maybe a DS or a controller or something, or just his phone. Victor is huge as hell, resting his legs across the recliner Vance is sitting on.
"You know how they say tomato in spanish? I love it.
"Toh-mah tay. It's like uhh a greeting, or a farewell.
"'Tohmatay? Tohmatay to you too, dude!'"
Vance grunts, looking delirious,
"i want to kill you"

Victor grinning slyly, rasping,
"the COACH knows BEST"
Then squawking, unflatteringly blurting,
"This is NOT how you're supposed to PLAY THE GAAAME
"DO NOT HANG UP THIS CALLLL" in reference to that one video of a guy playing with a Fortnite Coach who suspiciously sounds like Daffy Duck.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 4

and his trusty advisor, Pengy! (2022)

Pengy, the penguinator. Text in the top left reads, "(his name is Pengy)" because his name is Pengy. He looks tired. Pengy was the name of my Empoleon from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.

Pengy is wearing a scarf and padded trapper hat (I also had to look this one up, it's one of those wooly hats with ear flaps). Unlike the standard penguinator, this one has gloved, four-fingered hands.

"If I don't go snowboarding or skiing, I'll LITERALLY die." it explains. Descriptive text adds further,
(Has fallen into the depths of Ice Paradise far too many times)

Pengy, crudely drawn with wide, bulging eyes, as if he saw something horrific.

Hydro@the-hydroxian· May 4

[...] Unlike eggman though, he does seem to genuinely have his troops' well-being at heart. also, yes, he speaks with a southern accent] The first pic here is a bit newer but everything else is from like 2023. When I'm satisfied with a design I stop drawing them as much