Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance
@thealanden
(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food
Did you know the ONLY place you can get the paperback of Flight of the Dragon Queen right now is in my shop or at my events? You can read with one hand and flip off the 'zon with the other. payhip.com/b/kzSbJ
Have you done your squats yet today? 👀 (yes, the 99 cent sale is still going on!) www.thealanden.com/books/train-...
How to Break Into a Dungeon aka Part 5 is up! www.patreon.com/posts/flight...
Time for the Seductive Suspect Spring Sale! (that is some NICE alliteration!) Kindle: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGDRBVR7/ Audiobook/Signed Paperback: payhip.com/TheaLanden
“You’re not from around here, are you?” she asked as she stirred the thickening liquid. “I didn’t think people actually said that.” -- Make this Monday a Funday with 20% off! www.patreon.com/cw/TheaLanden
My copies haven't come in yet, BUT you can now order Signs of Seduction: The Complete Series at your favorite bookstore! 💫
Part Three of Flight of the Dragon Queen is up now! Want a discount on your first month of Patreon? Use the promo code QUEEN! www.patreon.com/posts/flight...
Heeeey, did you know the first three parts of Flight of the Dragon Queen are currently available for free? (see, I AM NICE.)
Cover reveal time! A new adventure starts tomorrow. 👀 www.patreon.com/cw/TheaLanden
This many people want to read about butt stuff today. NOICE.
The green zodiac covers for St. Patrick's Day! Fun fact! Pisces was originally going to be light purple, as that's another color associated with the sign, but I couldn't get enough of a contrast with the darker purple for Scorpio, so I used sea green.
Happy (happy?) Ides of March! Here are some books where some characters get a little stabby.
Some of my favorite female characters for International Women's Day ❤️
"Your thick cock juts upward, engorged with your arousal. Those veins running along its length look like they were made for my tongue." Part 4 is up now! www.patreon.com/posts/meet-m...
Need something to read on your smunch break? I got you. 😉 www.patreon.com/posts/meet-m...
You don't need to wait, Part 2 is up now! www.patreon.com/posts/meet-m...
Psst! The Valentine's Day sale is still going on! 25% off everrrrrrrrrrrything! (audiobooks too!) payhip.com/TheaLanden
Will you meet me at the hotel? 😉 New series, only on Patreon and Ream! Read Part 1 now! www.patreon.com/TheaLanden reamstories.com/thealanden
ICYMI! These books are available for free or $0.99 this week, and everything in my shop is 25% off. There MIGHT be something spicy dropping tomorrow, too... 👀
Oops, forgot to celebrate book anniversaries in January! That seems to be the "sci-fi/fantasy with purple book covers" month, don't ask me why! 😄 www.thealanden.com/books/out-of... www.thealanden.com/books/the-ed...
It's Book Blast Day! Go ahead and STUFF that e-reader! (And don't forget to grab your copy of Signs of Seduction: Taurus!) www.romancebooklovers.com
wake up, babe, new ad for the threesome books just dropped
Finally compiled some stats for 2025! Always interesting to see the trends!
Happy new year! Get a head start on your reading goals with these sale books! spicybookblast.com
Time for a bangin' New Year! Afterlights, my super steamy ghost story, is on sale for $0.99! www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQ3DHPG3
Have you gotten STUFFED yet? (talking about your Kindle, of course...) thewomenofpassions.com/99-smut-sale
My wine glasses are color coded, so of course I gave myself Thea Purple 😄 Cheers!
Tossed a little audio quickie up on the shop, let me read you a bedtime story 😉 payhip.com/b/LJvQg