The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜
@theangrysquirrel
I can't even .... Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures. Welcome to the Information Demolition Derby. MAGA or Tankies, I don't see the difference. Neither are capable of critical thinking or basic humanity. 🚫DM
I do not know if this is a real plushie, but I want it to be.
This is a repeat, but so is all the anti-vaccination stupidity.
Their ability to deflect makes Voyager's shields jealous.
This is the secret to true romantic love. And birth genders just don't matter. Period. Full stop.
This is a virus spread by #ZombieLies on social media. I'm not sure this is breaking news.
I had a little visitor. I couldn't look away. Then, after she flew off, suddenly I could understand Trump's speeches.
I spoke to #MitchMcConnell at Costco. He was buying beer (Modello!) for a party to announce his reelection campaign. We spoke for about 20 minutes. We talked about how the Democratic leadership was too old, Israel should be destroyed for acting like its neighbors, and how US beer is the best.
If you get why this is funny, you are one of my kind. (So slide over here, and give me a moment....)
Time to stock up on my #RFKJR approved #BeefTallow -enhanced potato chips. A #healthy snack for everyone. This is real. I am not making this up.
And forget what was the last straw to drive Isreal to insanity.
I am a champ at just coping. But there are days that I am just so damn tired of it.
Neil Steinberg puts it best: "A key part of being a hater is positing imaginary harms to yourself in a futile attempt to justify your own bitterness." chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2...
Not nearly as much as you would learn if you opened an actual history book. I wasn't going to respond, but OMG! Citing Wikipedia as a source! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
What do you think DonOld dreams about? I have my theories.
Nothing says #bot like a generic, high-fahlooting name and 5 posts in over a month.
❤️Loving❤️ my brand-new #TrumpPhone! Now, I can't wait for us to put in steam-powered catapults on our aircraft carriers.
Uhm, yeah. Definitely not a scam. I'm sure it's his 75th clone who followed me.