Christopher Moore
@theauthorguy
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
This one was better than my line so I'm sharing. Had to screenshot.
It looks like all of Canada is on fire. The least we can do, and I do mean the very least, is not be dicks about it. (Lookin at you, Piggy.)
Not sure that's the way you want to talk to those who are taking care of your elderly and infirm. They didn't do anything wrong. They were here legally until yesterday.Dunking on people who have suddenly been put in an untenable position because of the most racist Court since Dred Scott? Seems weak
I've always loved that painting. Great poster. I like this one, too, but I've misplaced the name and artist. I suppose I could Google Lens it.
“Just hear me out, I’m only asking for five minutes of your time…” Madrid, 2025
Risking my life among the ne’er do wells on the crime-ridden streets of San Francisco.
My friend Mike Spradlin passed away this last weekend. He was a national sales rep for my publisher when I met him, but he wrote dozens of books, most on American History. Here he is holding a book shaped like a puppy's butt that we got Slash to sign. Mike was that kind of guy. A good, funny guy.
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social What a relief. When she came out to the podium I thought she was going to announce that she had fucked bin Laden.
Some homeowners from upper Nantucket Were sliding into a bucket To move would be better But would cost too much cheddar So they decided to stay and say "fuck it."
Am I going to read this story? I am not. Is it the best headline of the day? Yes, yes it is.
Six days until NO KINGS 3 Your 1st Amendment Right, Use it or Lose It indivisible.org
The Salesforce building on Lunar New Year, the Year of the Horse.
According to Google, they all do. But that is an excellent excuse.
What do you want to bet it was DHS border drones, not cartel drones?
Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.