thebeardedpanda
@thebeardedpanda
Pg13, mostly thirst traps. Shallow, vain, one-dimensional muscle panda. I’m a Bara comic come to life. Please keep me nameless. Belligerently heterophobic 🏳️🌈
I’m allowed to feel good about myself. #gay #musclepanda #musclegay #gayswholift #gayswithink
Sorry I forgot to post yesterday. I just chauffeured my family for our vacation. Anyways. I miss Steven Universe.
Holy fuck, 215! I’m heading to Vancouver today for a week. Let’s hang out if you’re there!
Also, I’ll be in Vancouver July 16-22! Might I have any friends up there?
I took a little adventure in Little Tokyo and I bought an adorable, adorable Sonic thing 💙
The blue headband makes me channel my inner Sonic the Hedgehog. Or Kitana (in my case, maybe Kitano)!
They say that you should watch the pupils of people’s eyes while you talk to them. If they dilate, that means they’re interested. I had my first eye appointment in 20 years, and then decided to do leg day while partially blind. Yay me.
#pride month may be over, but mine never ends. I got super sweaty for this full combo!
#happypride! I like pool parties. Also, this is my first time wearing a speedo in public. Be nice.
#happypride! I made myself lift before going to a pool party full of judgmental gays.
#happypride! This body is brought to you in part by crispy pork belly and garlic noodles.
#happypride! Are my headbands too douchey? Because I like them.
#happypride! One of my favorite restaurants thought I was ordering for multiple people. Rude.
#happypride! #lapride #risewithpride I know I got the picture backwards, but my smile is genuine.
I had some personal triumphs today so I wanted to just put it into the ethos. I had my first eye appointment today in 20 years, and my super hot eye doc said that my eyes are rather healthy, considering my age. My pupils got dilated and I can wear sunglasses indoors, like a tool.
#happypride! The last pride parade for us to march is always bittersweet.