TheBirdman

@thebirdman

C-jazz fan, paragon of mediocrity. Posting in support of the greater registered community and reform of SO registration laws. Opinions my own.

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TheBirdman@thebirdman· 18d

Nothing to see here, just running the country like a business.

The goose-chasing-man meme where the top panel reads "increasingly promoted by who?" and the bottom panel, in all caps, reads "INCREASINGLY PROMOTED BY WHO MOTHERFUCKER".

TheBirdman@thebirdman· 24d

Had to take a door off the laundry alcove to fix a problem and now I can't find the damn cat. #caturday

A busy photograph showing a white z-fold door laying atop a black leather couch with an even busier laundry alcove in the background. A cat's sizeable derriere and tail can be seen sticking out between the couch cushion and the door, despite the cat's best effort at hiding.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· 25d

TheBirdman@thebirdman· 29d

This is our fuzzbucket, Lily. She also has the pantaloons 😁 They go SWISH SWISH when she trots away from you. 🥰

A fluffy brown tiger cat lounges atop a kitchen table which is covered with a floral tablecloth, a trivet painted with a small house and white picket fence, and a vase with some fake skinny purple flowers.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jul 7

For example, I believe this would be called an "appetizer" lol CC: @gametradegregg.bsky.social 🤤 #BINGO

A screenshot of two posts: the top one talking about how many times one has to go to the grocery store when one has teenagers, and the bottom one displaying a delicious Mexican lasagna as an example of meal prep.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jul 7

[Michael Schoeffling has entered the chat.]

A Wikipedia entry for former actor Michael Schoeffling.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jul 3

copy paste @alhalalcosmetics.nl

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jul 3

copy paste @reneexlieselotte.bsky.social

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 30

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 29

No #cats were harmed in the filming of this clip. (He was always a bit of a soup fork.)

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 29

You know about the fruit roll-up. Here is a sweet korl-up. 🥰

A black and white morkie dog is curled up on a pink and white floral themed comforter.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 26

In the spirit of silliness, I would just like to call Bingo here.

A screenshot of my timeline shows a post below the OP featuring an image of 10 flavors of Hostess Fruit Pie and the text, "I am I've eaten each flavor of these old".

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 24

"Going to the box" and "going to the toilet" are two different things in this house.

A fat striped cat is perched on the back of a white toilet, which is flanked by a cleaning product in a white cylinder on the left and a small green plant in a white pot atop a short stand on the right.

The cat is peering out the window behind the toilet, which looks out on a deck with a table and chairs and a closed red umbrella.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 22

ugh stop it is this better geez #lookforthehelpers

The same image as above, but unhelpfully rotated in a poor attempt at being silly.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 21

...and now you know why I shop here.

A picture from inside a drugstore features two signs, one says naturals, one says beautiful.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 19

🖕😑

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 17

Back on my bullshit.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 15

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 11

Hope you enjoy a delicious meal tomorrow!

A sign outside a bar/restaurant advertises "oven fresh pizza" and should also say "try an Angus burger" but someone has pilfered the G from Angus, making the sign amusingly rude.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· Jun 6

Needed a break from burgers and road pizza. Local ramen joint had the goods. 🥰

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 31

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 30

Damn tent worms got ahead of me this year. 😠 Just got the BT on 'em, though, so that should be that. It's just an ornamental, but I hate to see it eaten bare of foliage - especially so early in the season.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 27

You can make a house out of that if you throw it.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 26

Let's talk for a moment how disappointed I am that Otter is not making the Defender case for the Moto G Power 2026. The substitute that I have found is ...not a substitute. 😑

The rest of the post, posted as a cropped screenshot, reads "also, the reason for my purchasing this phone - the ⅛ inch headphone connector - is nullified by the right angle connector on my favorite headphones that doesn't fit the case and will therefore - yes - require an adapter that I was hoping to avoid. #FML"

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 25

CW: description of injury When reaching to pick up your pole saw, it's important your thumb & fingers go around opposite sides of the handle. Otherwise, if you're an unlucky freak, you may jam your thumb into the handle itself, bending back your thumbnail causing a painful subungual hematoma. #FML

A man's right hand is seen in the foreground with a nondescript gold ring on his right ring finger and a bright blue bandage on his thumb.

He is reclining, barefoot in jeans, and a sunny deck railing and some bushes can be seen out of focus in the distance at the edge of a patio slab.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 24

FFS make it make sense. #credit

A cropped screenshot from a credit rating agency shows positive activity reflecting the payoff of a loan, followed by a six-point decrease in the user's credit score and a demotion in their rating from Very Good to Good.

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 23

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 17

THIS IS NOT A MERGE KEEP FUCKING GOING

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 16

A screenshot of the above image run through Google Lens produces the translation, "No rush, I know what I'm doing."

TheBirdman@thebirdman· May 16

A little suet for mama cardinal and some cranberry - apricot - marmalade - cinnamon steel cut oats for me. With coffee, natch.