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Da Blek Dirkman

@theblackdarkman

He/Him. Free Palestine. Fuck Trump. Fuck the DNC. Be kind to those who deserve kindness. Send ICE to the Shadow Realm.

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Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· 8d

Yeah, wasn't fun at all.

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Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· 18d

Me: look at this cool book mug I bought for my wife. Friend: Oh that's so cool you should go over there and show it to Mychal. Me: Mychal? Friend: *nonchalantly points over to Mychal Threets just hanging out* Me: 🤯

Me holding a mug that says "I like Big books and I cannot Lie" next to the amazing human being that is Mychal Threets.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· 19d

@21xxrpg.bsky.social Had a blast at #GenCon2026, had to play Nav Reploid Ambrose, she's absolutely just serving cunt

Image of Navigation Reploid Ambrose, a sassy, sarcastic reploid with white/purple Mega Man X styled armor, serving an overwhelming amount of robo cunt.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jul 21

There are two types of people in the world: People who view "Jimothy wants to crawl into your bed and cuddle with you" as a threat, and People who view it as a treat.

Jimothy, depicted as a nightmarish cryptid by @nataliehall.bsky.social

Jimothy, depicted as a cartoonish ball of loveable fluff by @amandamorrowart.bsky.social

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jul 20

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jul 1

Jackson Bolt

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jun 27

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jun 26

Yee

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jun 24

Man this is so adult.

Screenshot of Alyssa's very adult video talking about rampant centrism. The most adult topic in the history of adulting.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jun 21

Today, she has surprised me with a father's day gift of piece of art depicting her idea of what our first real vacation together will look like, just this coming weekend. Im literally crying y'all. Happy father's day to everyone, dad or not.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jun 17

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Maki Sonomura From Revelations: Persona (the first one)

Marina from Fear And Hunger: Termina (The second one)

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Jun 5

We need to start embracing English language rules for more words and phrases. Easily one of my favorite contractions:

Traffic sign that says gon't instead of stop.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· May 27

Evergreen @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com tweet:

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· May 27

Edit of a Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin's dad says the following

(From the original Comic) Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting.

(From the edit) The two types of games are menus and parkour. All games fall into these categories. Counterstrike? Menus. Apex? Parkour.

Baldur's Gate? Menus. Minecraft? Parkour.

Despite jumping around a lot, Destiny 2 is menus.

The final panel is Calvin lying in bed at night looking stressed.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· May 4

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Apr 9

Funny I was getting Mad Clown vibes from the teeth.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 29

😮‍💨

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 27

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 26

Also shameless plug!

Flyer and QR code for the "Chicago Charity Con Crawl" a gaming event raising charity for people impacted by ICE's presence in our city!

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 15

Slowly getting rid of the habit of keeping the spare fasteners of shit I buy and have to assemble.

Plastic bag containing the dowels, nails and plastic pins from the rolly shelf I put together for my wife. The plastic pins are literally useless outside of this project and if I needed to replace them I'd probably just use a screw.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 12

Immediately.

Picture of a Google home playing Keith David's Between Takes Album.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 9

Incidentally, isn't this the guy from Overdrawn are the Memory Bank?

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 8

I don't know if you know of him but there's this weird farmer guy who's into.... Things..... But he disagrees with your conclusion Matt.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 4

I mean

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Mar 3

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Feb 27

Am I late to the party or is this just a coincidence????

Mary Burrows from Clock Tower. She starts as your caretaker but turns out to be the main villain. She is posed with arms crossed in front of her lower chest with a stern look on her face.

Alex Wesker from Resident Evil Revelations 2. She starts as your superior but turns out to be the main villain. She is standing with her arms crossed over her lower chest with a stern look on her face.

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Feb 23

For posterity 😜

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Feb 19

Was he wrong though?

Da Blek Dirkman@theblackdarkman· Feb 9

Thumbnail for a YouTube short about a women's foot race where two false starts cause a lot of contention between the racers and the judges.

Unfortunately, the name of the short is "Most confusing race ever" with the thumbnail image being a still shot from the video of one of the racers, a young Asian woman, with the word CHINESE in big bold letters and a circle around her head.